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Group chat has been renamed to
“Group therapy”
23 Members
Epel:
Uhhhh
Wat?
Ace:
Huh
What is ts Yuu?
Yuu:
So.
Because you ALL have way too many issues for me to be stuck dealing with when I’m not even being PAID
Ruggie:
*Cough* Crowley’s fault *cough*
Yuu:
Yes. Thank u
Anywyas
Since I ALSO noticed u all have….isssues w rsa
Vil:
…
That feels targeted.
Leona:
hm
wonder why…
Vil:
YOU of all people can not talk.
Unless I’m wrong,
Leona:
you always are
Vil:
.
YOU were the one that tried to lock Muful in a box and throw him in the river so he’d drown.
Leona:
.
Ruggie:
LMAOKKOKOJDJD
HE GIT U THRRE SHISHSU
Leona:
I will deduct your pay
again
Ruggie:
Shutting up.
Jack:
I mean…
He’s not really wrong Leona-san…
Floyd:
HA
I rmbr that!
Me n jade had to go get him
Heheheh
Idia:
OMS
I 4got abt th@!!!
M so glad I have d footage saved
Lolz
Riddle:
…And I thought Ace had bad texting.
I fear I do not even understand even half of what you’ve written Idia-san.
Idia:
…rude :c
Mn’t dat badddddd
M js doin it w one hand
Cater:
😏
I’m #sureyouare
Deuce:
🤨
Idia:
NOT ALIEK TAGT?!
U FREKAUV ASSES
Ortho:
Nii-san is in the middle of a raid!
He physically can not use both hands at the moment!
Cater:
… #oh
Leona:
dumbasses
it was obvious
Azul:
Yes
It wasn’t that hard to guess
It’s the only thing he does anyway
Ruggie:
LAMOKO
BURNNNN
Lilia:
FFFFF
Sebek:
LILIA-SAMA?
Lilia:
Fufufu
Hi Sebek~
Did u need something?
Sebek:
AH YES!
I CAN NOT SEEM TO FIND MALLEUS-SAMA!
WOULD YOU HAPPEN TO KNOW?
Silver:
…we really need to fix ur phone…
Sebek:
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
IT IS CURRENTLY WORKING WELL?
Jack:
Is it bad I can hear him screaming in my head whenvere I read his texts?
Ruggie:
I’d be mroe surporkes if u didnt
Idk heow u can b arobsn him wo going def
my ers hurt js thinskgd abt it
Jack:
…you get used to it I suppose
And I may or may not cast a deafening spell on him when we hang out…
Jade:
…pls show
I fear I may lose my hearing if I have to listen to my brother sing again
Floyd:
Awwwwwewww
Ur so mena!!
My singinsg good!
Azul:
…
Um…sure….
As long as you keep it away from the Mostro Lounge
And all of our ears
And in a sound proof room
Where no one but you can hear
Floyd:
.
😭😭😭😭😭🥺🥲
Howe cousd u???
Epel:
lol
Ace:
Suks to b u
Kalim:
Awww
I’m sure it’s not that bad!
Jamil:
…
No…
It is that bad
It is
Floyd:
*offended gasp*
How cud u sat tgat???
I thout u loved m e sea snkae?!
Jamil:
Ew.
No.
Ruggie:
Damnnnnnnn
REJECTEDDDDD
Idia:
-18277382828 aura points
Holy fail
Ur never coming back form that
Lilia:
Idia!!!!
Pay attention to the game!
If we lose istts
Idia:
EEP
SORTRY
I’m HOSING
Ace:
lol
“Hosing”
Idia:
STUF
ITS GARD
Cater:
#thatswhatshesaid
Deuce:
Wouldn’t it be that’s what “he” said since were all guys n most of us r gay?
Cater:
…ou ya…
Idia:
STOUP
that NOT WHATS I MENAT
AKSJSJHE
KYSSSSSS
Lilia:
IDIA
Idia:
FUCK
GKUBF
Riddle:
…
I have never witnessed such atrocities while attempting to write before.
Deuce:
Uh…trey…
U might wanna check on Riddle
I think he’s gonna faint if he keeps reading the chat…
Trey:
Sigh
On it
Leona:
did this guy really just sigh over text
Vil:
Oh because you’re so much better?
Leona:
i am actually
considering I don’t exactly roleplay in a chat with 22 other people
Floyd:
Way to clal a gyu out :c
I didn evebn do anytsgin 😔
Leona:
and I didn’t mention anyone
which means you believed it related to you and called yourself out
so…
sounds like a you problem 🤷
Ruggie:
LLLLLL
IMAGINE GETTING BRUNED LEKI TAGT
COUDLBT BE ME!!!!
Leona:
Ruggie stfu
you roleplay all the time too
you can’t be saying shit
Vil:
Oh? Like you roleplay actually getting a chance at being king one day?
Leona:
…
Epel:
OMS??!!!
Silver:
Damn
Jack:
Oh sevens…
Were all screwed now
Ruggie:
Lay up jack!
Its js a joke
S not gonna end that badly
…hopefully
Trey:
“Hopefully”????
Leona:
@Vil and just like you roleplay actually surpassing Neige one day
Vil:
You—
Leona:
ohhhh nooooo he’s mad!
what are you gonna do?
overblot from jealousy?
oh my bad, you already did
Vil:
You can’t be talking lion.
What was yours from again?
NOT WINNING THE SPELLDRIVE TOURNAMENT?
Or, what was it, BEING JEALOUS OF YOUR BROTHER?
Yuu:
Okay okay
Ladies ladies
Calm down pls
Leona:
oh I’m perfectly calm alright.
Ruggie:
Boss
I can see ur teeth grinding from the othre side of the room
Leona:
Ruggie. Shut up.
Rook:
Roi de Poison! It is not good to frown like that!
You do not want frown lines, non?
Vil:
…
I suppose.
Yuu:
And
Lemme put it out there
I am NOT dealing w another overblot u fuckers
So if smth ahooene
Goodluck
Imma go take a vacation inside of a mirror until it’s over
Lilia:
Oh dear…
It seems Yuu has finally reached the end of tehir patience!
Fufufu~
Idia:
An du were yelling at ME to focus…
Lilia:
Come now
Even u wouldn’t want to miss them fighting~
Azul:
He wouldn’t.
In fact
Idia:
STOOPP
SHHT JP NOW
THX
Azul:
Hm.
Very well
But you know what that means~
Idia:
Ughhhhhg
…fine
U can add a stage
Azul:
🙂
Idia:
a SMALL ONE
Azul:
Of course~
Pleasure doing business with you~
Epel:
…
Wat js happened
Silver:
I don’t know n don’t rlly wan to
Ortho:
Don’t worry!
It’s normal for them!
Ace:
And…what is “normal”?
Ortho:
They trade favors all the time since—
Idia:
AND THATS ENOUGH OF U ORTHO
I believe you need to go charge
Now.
Full shut down this time.
Ortho:
…🙁
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Ruggie:
Were u silent or silenced 😟
Cater:
#poorortho
#saveorthofromidia
Idia:
HELO?!???
ITS NOY MY FAULT I DONT WANT HIM TELLING U ALL PERSONAL STUFF???
Floyd:
#cancelidia
Idia:
WTF???? 😭😭😭
Jade:
Anyways
It’s normal for them
Don’t worry about it
Jamil:
…well I feel completely reassured.
Kalim:
I know right?!
Jamil:
…
I was being sarcastic kalim.
Riddle:
Ace, deuce, you both have flamingo duty right now.
Ace:
Fuckkkkkkk
Riddle:
Ace. Do not use that language when speaking to me.
Unless you wish to be collared?
Deuce:
(Again)
Ace:
I can still see that asshole @Deuce
Deuce:
🥸
Riddle:
Ace. Now.
Ace:
Yes sir!
Riddle:
Deuce. You too.
Deuce:
…
Going…
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Cater:
#Finthechat
F
Riddle:
Do not think I forgot about you Cater.
Your chores better be completed by the time I come back for tea time
Cater:
🙁
Yes housewarden…
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Ruggie:
An i oop—!
Leona:
Ruggie.
come here
Ruggie:
But…
I was gonna eat a snawhich… 😢
Leona:
you can eat later
Ruggie:
🙁
Leona:
🤨
Ruggie:
Coming…
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Floyd:
…
Thats wat he said
Azul:
…
You’re working the kitchens tonight
Floyd:
WHAT!??!?
I didn’t even do anything :/
Azul:
Just go.
Floyd:
Fineeeeeee
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Epel:
Damn
Droppin like flies
Jamil:
Most people actually have lives
Epel:
Ouch…
Vil:
Epel. Mind your language.
Cursing isn’t proper.
Leona:
oh lay off him already
cursing aint gonna make him look like a troll
Vil:
Shouldn’t you be doing something with that dog of yours?
Leona:
don’t call him that
Vil:
Oh? Would you rather I called you that?
Jack:
He’s gonna kill him…
Rook:
Oh mon dieu…
Jamil:
Sevens…
Trey:
Don’t make me break up your “fight” again
Unless you want to give Idia more…ideas
Vil:
…
Leona:
…
Trey:
Thank you
Because at this point, I will help him.
If only to get you two to stop
Leona:
we didn’t even go that far this time…
Vil:
I was only telling the truth after all~
It’s not my fault if he can’t handle it!
Leona:
can’t handle it?
oh I’ll show you something you won’t be able to handle!
Trey:
At the very least…
Don’t do it in public.
Both your underclassmen are here and watching.
I’m sure they don’t want to see this
Epel:
I mean…
It’s sorta fun to watch them fight…
Jack:
…
When it doesn’t include us…
Trey:
…
Anyway.
@Leona @Vil
Either take it to private messages or, at the very least, the third years chat
Where we are already…accustomed
Vil:
…
Leona:
…
Fine.
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Epel:
Awww
It was just getting good…
Whys u stop tehm? ☹️
Trey:
It may seem so now but…
That is only because you have never seen the rest
It was for your own sakes.
Riddle:
In which case I must thank you Trey, I do believe they were getting a bit out of hand.
Trey:
It is of no issue housewarden
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Trey:
…I still can’t believe that is the name of our group chat
Idia:
Its not thatttttt bad
I’ve def seen worse lol
Trey:
…that is not as comforting as u may think it it
Idia:
😗
Ik
😋
Trey:
Anyway
@Vil @Leona
Have u two decided to take it dm’s for once or r u gonna give us a “performance”
Cater:
Saying that like u wudnt enjoy either version 😋
Idia:
Sayisnf like U wudnt euregr 🤨
Rook:
Messieurs, we all would, end of conversation.
Idia:
Also didja hafta name drop me?
Now they dgonab try n ask fo info
Again.
Trey:
😙
Leona:
anyway
U should let the poor kid live a little
Sevens knows he has a time dealing with yo ass the rest of it
Vil:
Oh?
Last I checked you were more than happy with my ass?
Idia:
I mean—
…who wudn’t be…
Vil:
🤨
Idia:
🤷🏼♂️
Leona:
n last I checked
U didn’t have much of an issue with curse words when you were screaming them in my room.
Cater:
Dam
That’s wild
Trey:
Yk what else is wild 😏
Cater:
🤭
Idia:
Not happening.
I need him for later
Get smone else >:c
Trey:
🥲
😅
My bad
Didn’t know
Cater:
Oop
Shudve rmbrd lwk
Idia:
🤨
Trey:
Aight
But make sure ur back before 2
Else riddle’s gonna have ur head
And not the one u want
Idia:
Lmao
F
Cater:
☹️
Vil:
Sevens.
You really have to be a massive dick all the time don’t you?
Leona:
Aww
But I thought you were more than happy with my “massive dick” last night?
Lilia:
Not the same phrasing…🫣
Bets on both of them being blushing messes?
Idia:
Totes
Cater:
Def.
That or they already halfway across the dorms to settle the argument 😋
Idia:
Ooo
Gud point
Lilia:
@Malleus
Thoughts?
Malleus:
…
I felt Vil cross through the mirrors a few seconds ago
Lilia:
Lmaooooooo
Fucking knew it
Malleus:
It isn’t surprising.
Idia:
Ugh
We really gotta loosen u up
Ur texting gives me a hedake
Trey:
1st ofall
YOU of all people CAN NOT b talkin rn
2nd
Why not just go loosen him up a different way 🤨
Idia:
.
Cater:
Damn
U either made him bluescreen
Lilia:
I wonder if that’s possible w his hair…
Cater:
…yk i hav no idea
“Someone” can check very soon for us 😌
—> Responding to: U either made hi…
OR
He’s running out of his room rn n can’t text
Lilia:
…
Tehre he is
Guess were down to 4
Cater:
Wait—
What a bitch.
Lilia:
🤨?
Cater:
And he was the one over here saying no to me n Treytrey ☹️
Trey:
…
Are we really having this convo again?
Lilia:
Tbf…
It’s not really his fault that he can just…
Regain stamina
Literally
Cater:
:c
Still so unfair
Rook:
Did you not learn last time you attempted to copy Roi de ta chambre?
Cater:
Yaya Ikik
I got sick n he had to stay gettin the blot back so I didn OB
U don’t hav ta remind me 🥲
Trey:
…
Lilia:
Let’s just go back to the main chat no?
They might have smth more interesting happening
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Epel:
Damn
They rlly did js leave…
Jack:
I mean
What were you expecting?
Epel:
…
Fair enough ig…
Jade:
Has anyone seen Azul?
Yuu:
Yk u can js ping him right?
Jade:
Eh
He gets moody when interrupted
And I doubt he’s had time to mute any and all notifications from this chat yet
Since it’s new and all
Jamil:
Well that answers why he won’t answer the 2nd year’s chat half the time…
Jade:
Yep
Oh and sometimes he just purposely ignores it
Kalim:
Awww :c
I was hoping he’d see my texts :c
Jade:
Don’t worry
He still back reads
He just thinks it’s a hassle to reply
And keep a conversation
When busy
Azul:
…
You know I can see that right
Jade:
Yup :p
Azul:
…
What did you need, Jade?
Jade:
😌
One of the customers broke a table in half
Azul:
.
WHAT?!
WHY ARE YOU ONLY TELL IN GV ME THSI NOW????
Riddle:
And there goes his grammar…
Kalim:
C’mon
He’s obviously panicking
And I think a literal table being broken in half is more important than his spelling…
Jamil:
I just want to know how.
Jade:
So you can do it too~?
Jamil:
No.
.
…
…no…
Jade:
🤨
Jamil:
😒
Lilia:
Fufufu
What is happening?
Sebek:
LILIA-SAMA!
IT APPEARS SOMEONE HAS BROKEN A TABLE IN HALF IN THE MOSTRO LOUNGE
Lilia:
A…table…?
Rook:
Oh the memories that brings up, I’m sure~
Lilia:
Shut.
Rook:
🤭
Trey:
A shame the others aren’t here I suppose…
It would be funny to make them remember what happened…
Lilia:
Well we can always bring it up later when they…come back
Cater:
That was #suchabadjoke
Lilia:
☹️
How rude
Epel:
So…I’m not the only one confused right?
Jack:
No…I’m afraid thats just the third years being strange again
Lilia:
*GASP*
How could you say such a thing? 🥺
Trey:
Don’t even start
You take that as a compliment and we all know it
Rook:
Oui! It is not necessarily a secret that you…enjoy being bizarre!
Lilia:
…ouch.
Trey:
@Epel @Jack it’s an inside joke
Don’t worry about it
Epel:
Uh huh…
Sebek:
LILIA-SAMA!
Silver:
I can’t do this anymore
Sebek:
DO YOU HAPPEN TO KNOW WHERE MALLEOAISJDNDK
Jamil:
Uh…
Is he like…okay?
Lilia:
Oh dear…
Silver:
He’s fine.
I’m taking him and his phone to Ignihyde to see if they can fix it
Kalim:
Which one?
Silver:
Both.
Kalim:
Oh…
Lilia:
Fufufu~
Don’t worry hes merely joking
Although…
@Silver Ortho may be the only one to help as Idia-san will most likely still be…occupied
Trey:
The kid should be done charging by now though
So he’ll be able to help
…probably
Silver:
…
Alright
Thank you