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In Thomas's Treehouse, we see Jax and Thomas passionately making out. "Ohhh Thomas~" Jax groaned. "Yes Jax!" Thomas replied. "How about we 'take this further'?" Jax replied. And as they were about to do it, Jax's father walked in on them. "SON WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT BOY!!!" he yelled at the two. Jax tried to lie "Dad it was nothing, trust." "Quiet boy!" Jax's father replied. "No son of mine is going to be gay! What would your mother think?!" Jax's father went to go grab something. "Here is this nice young lady named, Pomni. She'll be your friend now Jax." "Hello, I'm Pomni. What's going on here?" she questioned. "And you!" Jax's father yelled at Thomas. "Get away from my family and never come back!" Thomas cried and jumped out of the window and fell 57 inches off the ground. "I HATE YOU DAD!" Jax shrieked. He then pointed the abstraction ray at himself and self-abstracted. Kaufmo, Ribbit, Jax's mom and dad, and Thomas (albeit sadly had to hide) visited his funeral. Thomas had went insane after that , and when he became 42, Jax's father was at his door and came to apologize with his new boyfriend. Thomas then shot the two of them, and went to work at Gregg's.