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K-A1 silently cracked up after Dr. House said, “Baiter… y’know, typically ‘joy’ isn’t the word that comes in front of ‘baiting’,” as a response to K’s yelling, thinking of a word other than both ‘joy’ and ‘rage’. However, before he could even respond, Cub Hermitcraft walked through the door and did a lot of yapping, and then Jay started crying about wanting to joybait but the evil kept creeping into his mind, but K lowkey didn’t give a fuck anymore, so he sighed and said “shut the fuck up twin, I’m sick of writing this story, stop being a poo poo head,” before wandering off after the focus moved off of him, bored.
K wandered through the Princeton Plainsboro Teaching Hospital, peering through open curtains and into rooms briefly as he passed by, until he bumped into something. He looked up at what he bumped into, and saw— a fucking horse???? Who let a damn horse into the hospital????
The horse telepathically messaged into K’s head, “take me to Dr. House, twin.” K, bewildered by a fucking horse, turned and led it back to Dr. House’s office. The horse pushed past K and into the office, where it stood up like a nonhuman model had human animations applied to it, danced with House, before glowing and fusing into Hourse, Steven Universe style.
Hourse ate a vicodin and kicked over a table, before galloping out of the room to presumably harass hallucinating patients. K turned to look at Jay, who was crying because neither Cub Hermitcraft nor House wanted to teach him how to be evil again. K was about to say something, when Bald Dr. Chase walked into the office and kicked them both out of the window and onto the street.
“…Cowabummer, dude,” K said, sitting where he landed on the street. He looked over at Jay, who had been flattened by a car. K switched his arms to a pair of plastic grabber arms and picked up flattened Jay by the exposed nerves, dragging him over onto the sidewalk. “Twin……….. what if we like, kill people?” K suggested. “This is getting boring and repetitive.”
“Yah, we should do that, that sounds funny,” Jay sat up, and they both looked around the street, and spotted Joy Inside Out. They walked up to her and she said “it ok riley im joy” and they lowkey beat the shit out of her
can you tell im tired