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“Teruasa, this is Saito, I am contacting you from the future using Temporal telepathy, just as Date suggested. We’ve learned everyone’s spells. Using this information, we can neutralize Team Mori’s powers with a single throwaway spell.”
Teruasa’s eyes lit up. “Just as planned.”
A moment later, he frowned. “Teruasa Makes his Idiocy Known?” He knew Senya could be a bit of prankster, but some things were still grating. “Okay, everyone, the plan worked. I‘ve received word from Saito’s future self.
“Saito, you’ll keep the telepathy power, just in case anything goes wrong. I’ll make my spell Teruasa Never Attacks. Multiple Eliminated. This should neutralize all of their powers. Yukari, you’ll upgrade your spell to Enemies All In Complete Bondage. None of them will be able to move, they’ll be completely helpless. We can all walk up to them and they won’t be able to do anything.” And that left them with one free spell.
“And I assume that leaves me to take over Saito’s door spell?” asked Date. “We’ll be able to warp right over to their location and eliminate them in the blink of an eye.”
“No,” said Teruasa. “Like I said, we can walk right up to them. Your spell will be something more important.”
“Oh? Some sort of last precaution, just in case?”
“No, not quite. Saito is our emergency failsafe. If anything goes wrong, he’ll warn us. There’s no need to be that cautious. I have something else in mind.”
“What?”
“Make Senya Constantly Shit Pants.”