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One day in Bikini Bottom SpongeBob woke up and jerked off to Squidward porn. "Oh Squidward I want your huge nose shoved up my ass,"Spongebob sponged.
Just as he was about to bust a but Gary popped in, "Meow meow," he said causing SpongeBob's balls to turn blue.
"Fuck you Gary that's the last time you cuck me," SpongeBob yelled before he poured some salt on Gary, killing him.
"Well time for work."
Spongebob walked out of his gay little pineapple and sang his gay little I'm Ready song. Just as he was about to break into Squidward's house to rape him, he heard a sound from Patrick's rock. "Spongebobby me go poopie again," Wailed the retarded starfish. SpongeBob walked inside the rock and saw Patrick smearing shit on the floor. SpongeBob licked it up, "Mmm breakfast," he said as he left his down syndrome friend to drown in his own drool.
At the Krusty Krab, SpongeBob saw Squidward at his desk masturbating to a clarinet magazine. He flirted with Squidward not taking the hint. "Eww get away from me spongefag," He yelled as Spongebab went to cook some burgers.
Squidward laughed at his own joke because nobody else loves him. "Now where were we, Peepee? Oh yeah," Just as he wrapped his sucker around his cock, Mr. Krabs popped by.
"What's the meaning of this Mr. Squidward?" Krabs yelled, holding a paddle. Squidward got on his knees and begged, "Please spare me Krabs, I don't want to be whipped again," crying.
"Fine," Mr. Krabs said, pulling down his pants, "Give me a rimjob and I won't whip you. Make sure to lick every inch of my krabhole, or you will be whipped," Squidward cried, "But Mr. Krabs you have a dingleberry," but when he saw Mr. Krabs reach for the paddle, he got on his knees and inched his face closer to the crusty rectum.
Just as his tongue was about to touch the shriveled loose hole, Krabs let out a fart. It smelled like sour milk and rotten eggs. The smell made Squidward puke all over Mr. Krabs's ass. Mr. Krabs moaned orgasmically, "Mmmm upchuck makes it go in easier"
Squidward once again tried to rim the old man's asshole but he let out another fart, causing Squidward to puke pure stomach acid all over Mr. Krab's ass, melting it. Mr. Krabs came.
Meanwhile SpongeBob was making burgers. He ate a whole ass box of premade patties and pulled down his pants. He groaned and groaned until a smelly train of goopy poop shot out of his spongy anus and onto the grill. He flied around the grill as more chunks of shit popped out. After the crap was fried just right, SpongeBob shoved his finger down his throat as he puked kelp cereal and Patrick's poop all over the patties.
"Time to put on the cheese," SpongeBob yelled as he pulled back his foreskin and smeared his smegma on the Krabby Patties.
Then he peed and jerked off cum. "Mmmm mustard and mayo,"
With that he ate the patties and went around the restaurant, shitting them directly into the customer's mouths.
I like Krabby Patties!
I think they're swell,
I like Krabby Patties,
Can you not tell?
Krabby Patties,
Krabby Patties,
They're so neat,
Lalalalala!
Sweet to eat,
Lalalalala!
Really neat,
Sweet to eat,
Treat that's neat,
Sweet treat, treat sweet, treat sweet, sweet to eat!
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la!
Everyone cheered for Bikini Bottom's reigning Cleveland steamer king and then some fatass pissed in the water and killed everyone.