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It's been months since they ever had a special date. Usually whenever they go out, it's always a walk to the park with Spunky, eating at Chokey Chicken, or just hanging out at their places. Not only that but usually their dates end up getting interrupted or ruined by someone. Rocko grew nervous as he realized that not only their dates aren't entertaining, but someone always comes by to ruin it. This time, and only this time! Rocko has a chance to swoon Norbert more! Not only has he booked a fancy place in O’ Town, but it also has a dance floor there! He knew that Norbert loves to dance, and he's been practicing how to dance for the remaining months that he's been waiting! Once the month came in, immediately Rocko began to grow nervous, because his small suit, that was ironed and placed in a protective bag, was eaten by the moths. As he paced around, Heffer and Filburt were worried about him. Filburt looked a bit ashamed, “I'm sorry Rocko. I didn't know that you really needed that suit. I just wanted to feed and protect my moths.”. Rocko turned around, “But I told you and Heffer about it months ago! You guys even helped me choose a suit!”. Heffer frowned, “And no one believed me when I said that they ate my shorts.”. Filburt sneered, “This isn't about you cow. We're trying to figure out about Rocko's date.”. Heffer crossed his arms at him, “Well thanks to You, he can't find a good shirt! The only one he has is that red striped one.”. Rocko then perked up, “Red striped?”. He then remembered that shirt! It's what always made him feel more confident, more impressive, more French! That's exactly what Norbert needs! A French Wallaby who is so confident and can impress him with anything! Rocko then rushed towards his closet and pulled out the red and white striped shirt, along with a black beret. “This will do! It makes me more confident and that's what Norbert needs!”. Heffer and Filburt looked at each other concerned then back at Rocko. “Doesn't Norbert like you just the way you are?”, Filburt asked, concerned. Heffer nodded, “Yeah and didn't Norbert say that he likes you for you?”. Filburt growled at Heffer, “You just copied me you fat lug!!”. Heffer argued back, “No I didn't, I just said it better than you!”. Rocko rolled his eyes and went to the restroom to get ready. Heffer and Filburt continued to argue as they went downstairs to wait for the Wallaby.
About thirty minutes later Norbert was dropped off by Rocko's place, and walked towards the door to knock. It was opened by the arguing friends who walked towards the bus with Spunky behind. Heffer then picked up the pup and held him close as he continued to rudely comment Filburt’s moths. Norbert watched confused and shook his head with a chuckle. Those two always seemed to but heads with each other. Hopefully Daggett can calm them down. As he got inside Rocko's place, he looked around for the Wallaby. “Rocko? I'm ready for our date!”, Norbert called out as he closed the door gently. He fixed his hair very neatly, then fixed his small suit. He then heard a loud slam and looked at the stairs to see the Wallaby slide down from it. The Wallaby leaned on the wall with a smirk, “Bonjour beauté.”. Norbert stared at him, shocked and confused at the language, “Rocko?”. Rocko went up to him and took his hand, “Yes my darling light. My sunshine. Mon magnifique castor.”. Norbert felt his face flush and looked away, “What's gotten into you Rocksteady?”. He was then dipped and looked up at the Wallaby, surprised, “Y-You're acting.. Confident and charming.”. Rocko smiled, “I'm just happy to see your fascinating face.”. Norbert looked away more red, “I uhh. Well uh. I.”. Rocko then smirked, “You look even more divine with that lovely suit you have on.”. Norbert tried so hard not to squeal at this. “O-Ok!! Uhhh. Aren't we uhh! I.. We're going to be late for dinner Rocko.”, Norbert tried to speak as his brain was having a meltdown. Rocko got up and smiled, “You're right! Let's go Mon castor chéri!”. Rocko then dragged Norbert to his car and then drove off to the fancy restaurant. On the way there, Norbert was getting suspicious about his actions today. What's gotten into him? And why is he talking French while wearing a French outfit?? Is the theme Paris? Did his suit get messed up?? He shook his head and snapped out of it. This is a date, maybe Rocko wanted to look more French and make this special.
Once they made it there, Norbert noticed that it's huge and there's colorful lights coming from the windows. The doors opened beside them and they both got out of the vehicle. The valet men smiled respectfully and took the car to be parked. Norbert was impressed at this and smiled at Rocko, “Pretty neat that you don't have to stress over parking.”. Rocko smiled and took him by the waist, “Yes. Now let's go inside and get our table.”. Norbert felt the heat on his cheeks as they walked inside. They were seated at the roof where there's a glass wall around them. The view looked lovely as ever, and the dance floor looked so much fun! Norbert looked around excitedly and had the urge to just dance like crazy. He then turned back to Rocko only to notice him staring at him lovingly. He tilted his head, “You ok Rock?”. Rocko rested his head on his hands, “Yes. I'm just enjoying the lovely view.”. Norbert chuckled and leaned on his hands, staring into his eyes lovingly, “Guess we both have an amazing view then.”. He noticed Rocko's cheeks turning red and smirked, maybe after this we can go home and explore a better view of each other.”. He laughed as Rocko turned away red and sighed, “I love it when you get like this Honey.”. It's true tho. Norbert always loved how Rocko became flustered and shy. He looks adorable that way and he can't help but giggle at that. Soon their waiter came by and got his notepad ready, “Are you two ready to order?”. Norbert nodded, “I'd like some wine please and Chicken Alfredo.”. The waiter nodded then looked at Rocko, “And you sir?”. Rocko looked at him, “I'll have the lasagna with garlic rolls and a wine please.”. The waiter nodded and left with the orders. Rocko then turned to notice Norbert looking at the view. He needs to be more confident. Yet it's so difficult when your lover is a better flirt than you.
Rocko took a deep breath and brought out his charming smile. He can do this. For Norb. “You know. Everytime I look at the night sky full of amazing colors. I think of your eyes. Because none of these can out match your real beauty.”, Rocko said as smoothly as he could. He watched how Norbert looked at him with his face flushed more red. Rocko smiled, score, “Normally I would take pictures, but I don't have to. My memories have already saved the loveliest pictures of you.”. Norbert smiled lovingly at this. Then Rocko whispered, “Even the ones where you're under me.”. Norbert felt his face burn and gasped. “R-Rocko!”, Norbert stuttered as he fanned himself. Rocko chuckled until the drinks came in. The waiter decided to leave the wine bottle and left to retrieve the meals. Rocko then picked up his wine-filled glass and held it up to Norbert's level. “What a beautiful shade of red.”, Rocko said with a smile. Norbert could've sworn he heard his own heart squeal from this smooth talk. Norbert looked away bashfully, “S-Smooth talk huh? Two can play that game Walla-babe.”. Rocko chuckled at this. Norbert then spoke up with a smirk, “Maybe when we're done with dinner we can have. Some dessert at home.”. Rocko felt his heart melt from his smooth flirt but kept himself strong. He can't let this make him shy and bashful. He has to think of something that'll make him flustered. He thought of something good and smirked back at Norbert. He then went closer to him and whispered in a husky tone, “I don't mind having a Twinkie for dessert. A soft yellow cake filled with cream that I can't help but devour.”. He watched as Norbert's smirk fell into a gasp and his face turned entirely red.
Norbert was about to speak up, until the waiter came back with their meals. He sat it down in front of them, “If you need anything else, just give me a call.”. Norbert nodded and tried to cool off his cheeks. Rocko smiled as the waiter left, then smirked a bit at Norbert. The poor beaver is still flushed red and squirming in his seat. He decided to give him a break and began to eat with him. Once they finished eating, Norbert was staring at the dance floor excitedly. Rocko knew he'd been wanting to dance so he made sure they didn't leave anything too important, and got up from his chair. He went in front of Norbert and held out his hand. “W-Wanna. Wanna dance?, Rocko cleared his throat. Norbert took his hand and got up excitedly, “Yes!!”. They both sped towards the dance floor and began dancing their hearts out. Well. Norbert mainly. Rocko is just dancing a bit shyly. He may have gained a lot of confidence, but that's only for Norbert. He never gained enough confidence for Everyone! He then looked at Norbert, who danced happily, and his heart began to soar. An idea then lit up. He remembered he tried practicing on dancing to “Sway”! Maybe he can request that song, and dance with Norbert to it. He left real quick, without Norbert noticing, and went up to the DJ. “Excuse me sir. I'd like to request a song!”, Rocko said, a bit nervous. The DJ looked at him unamused then held out his hand, “Fifty Bucks for a request.”. Rocko was shocked, “Fifty Bucks?! I only have thirty!”. He held up thirty dollars and the DJ snatched it away. “Good enough for two minutes.”, The DJ said and put his headphones on. “What song?”.
Norbert was dancing until the song suddenly stopped. He looked around confused until a new song appeared. He knew this song from anywhere! He and Filburt sang this many times! He turned around to see Rocko on the middle of the dance floor holding his hand out to him. Norbert chuckled and took his hand.
“Other dancers may be on the floor. Dear, but my eyes will see only you. Only you have that magic technique. When we sway, I go weak.”, The speaker sang out loud. Rocko began pulling him close and took the lead. He remembers how to do so and practiced many times with a pillow that has Norbert's shirt on it. Norbert stared at him surprised as he took the lead and followed. Rocko then danced a bit quickly to the beat of the song and soon dipped Norbert, earning a surprised squeak from the beaver.
“I can hear the sounds of violins, Long before it begins. Make me thrill as only you know how. Sway me smooth, sway me now.”, The song continued as Rocko looked down at the shocked beaver. The lights shine beautifully on his eyes and hair. The small red hue of blush blends in with the colors of the light. He gently slid his hand inside his shirt, feeling the soft fur under his fingertips. Norbert shuddered with the soft touch and heard many whistlings around them. He was then lifted and felt himself sway with the wallaby.
“When marimba rhythms start to play. Dance with me, make me sway. Like a lazy ocean hugs the shore. Hold me close, sway me more.”, The song played a bit more quickly while the DJ watched, surprised at the couple. Rocko danced with Norbert close and smiled how he surprised him with this dance. Norbert felt his heart race from excitement and his mind thinking of Rocko singing to him instead. His face grew more red and his thighs trembled from the excitement. They soon noticed the song was skipped a bit, earning a few complaints but he honestly didn't care. His mind and heart already can't take this whole “Rocko is getting hotter and hotter with this” thing and it's driving him insane.
“Like a flower bending in the breeze. Bend with me, sway with ease. When we dance, you have a way with me. Stay with me, sway with me.”, The song ended as Rocko dipped him for the last time and kissed his lips. Norbert felt his heart melt from this and his mind racing faster than the speed of light. Everyone cheered around them, but the two couples never seemed to notice because their focus was on each other. The way Rocko looked down at Norbert with those eyes. The eyes that say “You look so beautiful”, and this made Norbert squirm. To Rocko, the way Norbert looked up at him. Those eyes say “Oh God he's so hot”, but the main one that he sees is Starstruck. His eyes shone with stars and hearts. If that's possible.
Their thoughts were soon interrupted by the waiter tapping Rocko's shoulder, asking if they're ready to pay. Rocko picked up Norbert and nodded, “I have my card.”. He looked at the receipt and made sure it was his. Then he gave his card and watched the waiter take it to the register. He turned back to see Norbert, who looked more red than before. Rocko's confident mind then kicked in and he leaned close to him. He whispered in his ear, “I can't wait to continue our “dance” when we get home.”. He heard a small squeal from the beaver and smirked at this. Norbert looked away as his heart squirmed with excitement. The waiter soon came back with the card and receipt and thanked them for coming. Rocko took his card and receipt and looked at Norbert, “You ready? Twinkie?”. Norbert covered his face and tried so hard not to squeal, “Y-Yes.”. Rocko then took him in his arms and walked towards the exit. Norbert felt himself heat up with every step and as they made it to the elevator. He looked around for any cameras, which surprisingly there were none, then took a deep breath. “C-Can I ask you something Rocko?”, Norbert asked with a shaky breath. Rocko looked at him a bit concerned, “Sure?”. Norbert looked at him, “Not trying to ruin any moment or anything but.. What's gotten into you lately? You never danced with a crowd surrounding you, and you never really became this confident before.”. Rocko felt his heart stop. He's noticing! Rocko then looked down, he needed to think of something stat!! “I. I just wanted to make this night special! You know. Make this the best night of your life.”.
Norbert smiled sweetly, “Awww Rocko. That's so sweet of you. You don't really have to go all out for me. Just being you is perfect.”. Rocko felt his heart soar from this and smiled, “Thanks Norbert.”. He felt awful for lying to him.. He really wanted to tell him the truth but he's worried that Norbert will judge him for that. He'll never do it.. But every date he's been through has… Once the doors finally opened they exited the elevator and walked outside. From there they waited for at least five minutes until his car showed up. They got in and drove home together. On the way there, Rocko's mind raced with so many things. Should he tell him the truth? Or should he tell him tomorrow? He shook the thoughts out of his head. Today's their day. He needs to make it special and make this night memorable. And he knows how to do it. Once they made it home they went inside and immediately Rocko was pinned to the wall by the smirking beaver. “I believe we talked about having dessert. I'm in the mood for some Eclair.”, Norbert said as he went down on his knees in front of the wallaby. This earned a small whimper from Rocko and he smirked at this. Rocko was immediately caught off guard from this and he grew a bit excited “This is gonna be fun”.
Next Morning
Rocko woke up with Norbert cuddling close to him. He looked down to notice the room is still a huge mess and they're covered with another blanket. Rocko got up slowly, earning a small whine from the beaver, and went downstairs to make breakfast. Last night was amazing and he can still feel his legs wobble. Suddenly he remembered something he said that night. “I'm doing this for you Norbert. I've wanted to impress you by doing this.”. Rocko's blood went cold as sudden regret kicked in. He shouldn't have said that to him. Now he knows! He tried getting his mind off of it by cooking breakfast. Maybe Norbert forgot! He was sleepy so maybe he didn't hear him. Once he finished cooking breakfast he placed the plates on the tray and took it upstairs slowly. His heart raced with fear and he hoped that Norbert either didn't hear or forgotten. Once he opened the door gently he could see Norbert looking at him with an unamused look. Fuck he remembered.
“M-Morning Norby.”, Rocko tried to act cutely. Norbert's eyebrow raised up, “Morning Rama.”. Shit. He's serious now. Rocko placed the tray down nervously, “H-How you feeling?”. Norbert scoffed, “Gee Rock. I don't know. How Should I feel after hearing you tell me that the Real Reason you did this was to Impress me.”. Norbert glared softly at him and Rocko looked down ashamed. “I’m sorry Norbert. I.. I didn't want you to know the real reason yesterday.”. He noticed Norbert looking more hurt and he immediately shouted. “I was going to tell you today! Honest!”, Rocko panicked but knowing that look he grew more ashamed.
“Ok I wasn't going to tell you today.. I just! I know you'll never do this, but countless of dates I've been through have. They left me because I wasn't charming or confident. I was too shy and quiet. I can't even dance with them and impress them. I was afraid that you'll be like them and I'll lose the one beaver that I fell in love with. My suit got eaten by Filburt's moths and I felt like this date will be ruined because of how I dressed. Then I remembered that whenever I wear this French Outfit. It's like I'm more confident! More charming! More of what every girl or guy would dream of! I'm what You are! Heffer and Filburt have told me that you love me for me, but my low self esteem kicked in and I couldn't take it. I lost Melba because of my confession, my last love interests left me because of how I am. I'm not perfect! I'm not confident like you. I'm not strong, or charming, or flirty, or even great at singing or dancing! I.”, Rocko was then interrupted by Norbert holding him tight. His eyes widened as he felt tears stream down his face.
Norbert held him close and rubbed his back, “Honey. Please don't ever call yourself that again. You're perfect just the way you are and out of those dates that left you. They don't understand the real you. You're very charming in your own way. You're incredibly sweet with your words and gestures. And you go out of your way to do something you've never done before for them. You. You went out of your way to dance with me.”. Rocko nuzzled his shoulder,” I.. I've been practicing. I wanted to dance with you and not trip over anything. I actually liked it a lot.”.
“You practiced?!”, Norbert said shocked but touched. Rocko nodded a bit embarrassed until he felt lips on his. Norbert kissed him passionately as tears streamed down his cheeks. Rocko noticed and held him gently, “Oh no I'm sorry! I-I didn't mean to make you cry!”. Norbert shook his head, “Rocko. These are happy tears. N-No one's ever gone out of their way to do this for me. Other than my family. This.. This is the sweetest thing you've ever done for me.”. Rocko felt his face heat up, “Really?”. Norbert nodded and kissed him again and again. “This is what I fell for. You are trying new things for not only me but for you as well! I love you Rocko. For being you. Yes I enjoyed your confidence, but I only want this from the real you. Not forced or used as a mask.”. Rocko smiled with tears in his eyes and held Norbert close. “I'm sorry for lying to you. I'll be honest next time ok?”, Rocko said while nuzzling his hair. Norbert chuckled, “It's ok Rocky Road, I just want you to be yourself from now on.”. Rocko nodded, “Anything for you my love.”. Norbert then sat back on the bed shuddering a bit, “I hope you do this next time. Wow, you did an outnumber on me.”. Rocko chuckled and rubbed his thighs, “Maybe one day.”. Norbert giggled at this and kissed his heart.