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Mabel: How is everyone on this fine morning?
Ash: You becoming Aiden is smth? Why are you so joyous after another life-threatening night ?
Dipper: Because she’s insane , you know this .
Clown: Taylor , you have truly joined the correct team
Mabel: I feel loved
Quiet1: Do you acknowledge who just complemented you?
Mabel: a compliments a compliment
Dipper: fair
Ash: Logan hasn’t messaged yet , I know he isn’t on his phone as much as us but he usually chats by now.
Dipper: just leave him to do whatever he’s doing
Quiet1: @Shooting star you alive ?
Shooting star: I apologise guys , I didn’t mean to just go missing like that . I’m just studying for the maths test on Monday .
Dipper: whyyyyyyy??????? It’s the weekend !!
Shooting star: Yeah , but , the maths test is on Monday so when else will I revise ?
Clown: like tommorow ?
Ash: I’m surprised YOU of all people said that
Clown: what’re you on about?
Quiet1: she’s referencing the fact that you’re basically insane and it is nothing like you to give any moment of sense in conversation .
Clown: Ben to English translation?
Quiet1: You make no sense , ever , but you did then and it confused her .
Clown: English to Aiden translation ?
Quiet1: that change in personality has the same effect as me speaking
Clown: ahh alright LMFAOO
Dipper: man chill the fuck down
Mabel: yeah it’d be good if your ass stayed on
Ash: you guys are driving me insane