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GAME OF THRONES

Roles:

Brother Stark 1, 2, 3
Village Chief
Daenerys
Ned Stark
Jon Snow
Arya Stark
Sansa Stark

Castle Stark, interior. Three of the five Stark siblings are standing around a room decorated with furs, heads of dead animals on the walls and is lit only by a candle in each of their hands. It is dark and snowing outside the window.

BROTHER STARK  1      Now that our parents have passed away, there is only one thing standing between us and the throne.

BROTHER STARK 2       Yes, and that’s Daenerys, who will obviously inherit the throne if we don’t stop it.

BROTHER STARK 3       There’s an easy solution: we sell her to one of the tribes up north as a bride.

ALL THREE BROTHERS              Good plan. Let’s do that.

Brother Stark 2 stabs brother Stark 3 and he dies on the floor. Brothers 1 and 2 nod at each other and exit the room.

New Scene. Obviously some time has passed, which the viewer can see because it is not dark anymore, and there is no snow on the ground. Wide shot of a small village with people in fur coats waiting on people on horseback. Daenerys is pushed off one of the horses.

BROTHER STARK 2       Here she is, I hope you uphold your end of the bargain.

VILLAGE CHIEF              Of course.

BROTHER STARK 2       You won’t let the hoard of white zombies through your lands so that they reach our kingdom, then?

VILLAGE CHIEF              Of course.

BROTHER STARK 2       Alright.

Brother Stark 2 and his companions ride off. The camera pans towards a ravine that they are riding through and a whole mountain’s worth of rocks comes loose and crushes the entire party. Was it sabotage?

Meanwhile in a tent in the village.

VILLAGE CHIEF              You are now my wife, Daenerys.

DAENERYS                     No. (Stabs the village chief with a knife.)

Daenerys watches the village chief bleed out on the floor.

DAENERYS                     I think this has awakened my so-far unknown dragon powers. I will gather all the dragons and ride to Stark Tower to claim my rightful throne.

Daenerys leaves the tent and climbs on top of the gigantic dragon hunkering right outside with flowing robes and a cool leather outfit.

New scene. Ned Stark and Brother Stark 1 are talking in the topmost room of a small tower. Dogs can be heard barking outside.

NED STARK                    So how was your day, brother?

BROTHER STARK 1       Good, because I will push you out of this window now.

NED STARK                    Haha, no, I will push you!

Ned pushes his brother out the window. Dramatic shot from Ned’s point of view looking down at Brother Stark 1’s fall towards the barking dogs, with Castle Stark dramatically in the background.

New scene. There appears to be a fight throughout a medieval city, with people holding swords fighting against large humanoid demons with horns, and also some white zombies probably.

JON SNOW                     I don’t know what I’m doing here, but I think I’m the little dude.

ARYA STARK                   That’s alright, none of us know what we’re doing here.

She looks directly into the camera.

ARYA STARK (cont.)     Or do they?

SANSA STARK                I don’t even know which gender I am!

Sansa Stark is stabbed though the heart by a stray sword stike, probably through friendly fire.

JON SNOW                     Do you see that cloud approaching from the north? What is that? Is it a bird? Is it and airplane?

ARYA STARK                   No, it’s a hoard of dragons! Our cavalry has arrived!

Daenerys is riding the biggest dragon at the front and leading the hoard of dragons into battle. She is pointing at Ned Stark who is standing alone and triumphant on a balcony of Castle Stark, close-by to where the others are standing.

NED STARK                     (enraged) That village chief did not keep his word, now the zombies are here! And Daenerys is here with a bunch of dragons! My plans have failed!

DAENERYS                      (heroically) But your sister’s plans have succeeded!

The dragon on which Daenerys is riding eats Ned Stark whole. Arya Stark and Jon Snow arrive at the balcony, while Daenerys dismounts. Arya and Daenerys fall into each other’s arms and kiss.

JON SNOW                     Now that all your siblings are dead, you can ascend the throne. I will take my white zombies and go back to my everlasting sleep in the north.

ARYA STARK                   Thank you, Jon. Daenerys and I will always be in your dept.

Jon Snow and his zombies all sink into the ground, suggesting they went back to the north to an everlasting sleep. The demons all burst into ash; what were they even doing here? The camera pans out over Arya Stark and Daenerys, standing regally on the balcony, overlooking the now peaceful city. They are holding hands and their cloaks are blowing in the wind majestically. Fade to black.

THE END.