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"Are you listening to me?" Timekeeper Cookie stared at her victim.
The victim is none other than a human, a human whose size has been reduce to cookie sized by Timekeeper Cookie. She has drag him from his world to a empty yellow space with several yellow clock and gears floating around. Timekeeper Cookie call this place a 'time rift'. How could she even interact with the real world? Who know, she is powerful after all.
If he recall correctly, she said something about wanted to watch him survive in Earthbread without his usual size and any human made weapons. Her reasons for doing this is because it's fun and 'why not'. This is truly the worst day of his life.
And also his best day ever.
In truth, he had stop listening to her insane rambles for a while now. Instead his mind is focus on a huge amount of information and POWERS that rush into his mind like a waterfall.
Before being dragged to this fictional world, he was playing Cookie Run: Kingdom. He attempt to pass that god awful dark mode 16-30 with Tea Knight Cookie. Then suddenly Timekeeper Cookie appear out of nowhere and drag him here with very cryptical explaination.
Also should be noted that before that, he was playing WorldBox and Patapon. He like being a god.
Perhap because of this, his new found powers is also related to the 3 games that played. After ignoring Timekeeper and trying to processing the informations, he learn a few importants things.
1. His new powers is the combination of all 3 games that he previously mentions. The 3 games powers merge into one and get rid of each other weakness and replace it with their own advantage.
2. Because of this, he can create anything he want out of nothing like a god, this is due to WorldBox game mechanic. Even the power like the pause button can be used because it is part of WorldBox mechanic. He also can create other powers that the game never have and use it for himself.
3. As a god in the literal sense (thank WorldBox), he can't descend down to the mortal realm due to his power being too much for the universe to handle him and can only observe it and change it. However, the power of Patapon get rid of this weakness and allow him to descend whenever he want without consequences.
4. How his powers work depend on how he want it. He can be more like in WorldBox where you have a tool bar with options inside and you can choose the options inside it to do some stuff. Or he can just simply use his imagination to do it faster instead of manually touch the button.
5. The patapons is calling out for him in his mind for some reasons.
"Oh Great Almighty! Can you hear us?"
"We can feel you so close yet so far...."
It's seem the Patapon still worship him like in the games. Make sense consider that he the power of all 3 games after all. Oh boy this would be so fun.
He has to try something.
He think of the 'pause button' and 'activate it'.
"Hey, are y---"
Timekeeper Cookie suddenly froze in one place. She can't move and she isn't even aware of it.
Time has been stopped.
The human chuckled. He has never thought that the pause button would work againsn't a time master like Timekeeper Cookie. It's seem like his power is much greater than her to the point where she cannot even resist his time power.
He is truly a god.
"My Faithful Patapon, you are correct, I have finally descend down to this reality." The human replied to the Patapon. He realize that the patapon that speak to him is just a collective mind of the deceased Pons that died and went to 'heaven'.
"We have await you for a long time. Now that you are here with us, please let us lend you our strengths, Great Almighty."
Soon, all of the Patapon knowledge, powers, memories, and the Uberheroes flow inside him.
He can heard and see all of the Patapon in their own universe. It's seem like they have long since destroy the Archfiend and still tryng to find Earthend.
He send a mental thank to the 'Patapon' and look back at the now frozen Timekeeper Cookie. Her insolence would not be tolerated.
He snap his finger and so time begin to move once again. /p>
"Listening......"
Standing infront of Timekeeper Cookie is now a being cover in pure light. She can't even she how they look like or comprehend their form.
Her head begin to hurt so bad. Her usual mysterious smile dropped and were replaced with a panicked expression.
She begin to fear.
You see, due to being a god, he is also consider to be a higher being that exist froma higher dimension than mere cookies like Timekeeper Cookie. His existance itself is too otherworldly, powerful and eldritch that her mind begin to break itself by looking at him.
Luckily or unluckily, she is not too weak and can control time so she can resist for a while.
"Insolent insect, thy dare to use me as your plaything?!"
Timekeeper Cookie could barely comprehend what he said. The more the myserious entity talk, the worse is the effect on her fragile mind. If this keep going, she could die. Permanently.
Her primal fear and instinct started to kick in. She try to run away using her scissor to leave this dimension, to warn Croissant Cookie about the new danger but her mind and body refused to.
"Thy punishment is...... DEATH"
Her mind can no longer bear it anymore. Her mind crumbled and her body refused to exist.
Her body and mind do what it need to saved itself from this horror. She begin to 'unexist' and eat itself.
And then, she disappear forever.
"No hard feeling but there can only be one."
The human laghed out loud. His new powers is truly addictive. If even Timekeeper couldn't even stop him then who could?
Now back to his powers.
He learn that there is a infinite amount of universe in infinite amount of multiverse. He mentally create a 'search bar' for universe and timeline.
He type 'Cookie Run'.
Then large amount of results appear. So many Cookie Run universe with different outcomes and events. They also have their own names (or maybe he think of that).
For examples: Vanilla Cookie Run, Cookie Run role swap, Cookie Run but Dozer survived, Cookie Run human AU, Cookie Run but everyone have a gun, Rebloom, Ruby Bead and Silver Arrows, etc.
So many worlds and fortunately, he have an eternity to experience the fun.
His mind urge him to enter his favorite mafia AU but for now, he will keep that world for later.
He also saw some other world with a unique 'tag' saying that he direct create them.
Ahh yes, Patapon 3 save file and his WorldBox save world. He has grind alot in that Patapon save file and his WorldBox world is like a millions years old (ingame of course) because of how long he play it.
But it seem like those world can operate itself without him appear in it unlike where the player have to enter for it to progess. He also can halt those world progress and keep those worlds stop until he decide not to.
If he is correct, the Patapon whisper in his mind is from his Patapon 3 World. They somehow contact with him from a different dimension. They are truly one with their god. A bunch of cute fanatic indeed.
Now time for the fun.
He enter the normal Cookie Run: Kingdom world. He also has specifically choose a timeline that he desired.
And so a literal god enter this small world. Despite his overwhelming power, none can even sense his presence in this world, not even the Slumbering Moon herself or the Millennial Tree.
He can see Earthbread. He can see the Legendaries. He can see the Dragons. He can see the Ancients. He can see the oridnary cookies.
Yet no matter how close is he to them, they still cannot sense him or see him. How amusing. This world is his playground now.
He begin to look out to the outer space and saw many planets and stars. They are so beautiful, more so than in the TV.
There, he saw Stardust Cookie wandering around aimlessly in the vast space. He seem depressing and lonely. Probably still didn't know why his creator abbadon him.
With his powers, he can have so much fun with this world. He can chnage the plot or even introducing otherworldly creature from other fandoms.
He remembered the plot of Patapon 3. The patapon break open a chest (a literal pandora box) and unleash the seven Archfiends to their world and plunge into darkness while also petrified all of the patapons save for Hatapon.
Yes! Maybe he can introduce this cookie world with such creature too. Albeit with some nerf and without the whole petrify the entire population, that would be too op for this world. He have to nerf their size and skin and flesh.
He create a single Archfiend or to be more specific, the Archfiend of Earnestness (Greed). The one eye creature float up on his hand with seemly no life.
This is because he still haven't truly give it life yet. It's only when he drop this Archfiend to Earthbread is when the creature would truly come to life and probably barely remember about him. He also can change it memory and power. He is a god after all. He can change eveything.
But now where do he put this Archfiend. Who would fit this the sin of Greed?
He look everywhere on Earthbread in mere seconds before stopped at a cold barren wasteland. There stood a large wall and a castle. Many soldiers are guarding it and a certain king is shouting for more syrup to be pour down on the wall.
His royal advisor flatter him like always but deep in his thought is full of traitorous thought and a dream of having his own place.
Affogato Cookie.
Perhap he will be worthy of the Archfiend of Earnestness.