Chapter Text
3 months ago....
zane: your a doo doo brain!
mk: what!?
the shock makes mk let go of zane, having him and everyone on his side let go
everyone: MK!
they all go into the portal
3 months later.....
mei wakes up in a black wormhole with pink lines everywhere
mei:uh........where are we?
everyone starts waking up
bill: oh my god chaos!....... i'm bored
zane:you wake up and that's the first thing you think of?
lloyd: he's got his priorities straight!
deku: shouldn't we be worried?
lollipop: eh,this isn't the first time i'm in a overly dangerous but calm situation
ko: if dendy was here,she would know what to do here!
marcy: maybe i can figure something out......
amitie: notice anything?
aniki: better be something useful
marcy: i think.... we'll end up in a different universe i think
papyrus:nerd talk,nerd talk,the great papyrus doesn't need anyone elses brains!
sylvester:not again.....
mei: i hope mk is okay....
bill: the viewers don't
mei: SHUT UP BI-
they all start to see a portal
otto:um......
bow: what is that?
pochi: i think it's-
star: A PORTAL!
marco:star......(sighs)
the portal starts to glow
yuki:hold on everyone!
kansai: i'll protect you yuki!
(insert bfdi scream)
they all enter the portal with a flash of light
.....
.....
.....
*the intro starts with breezy as a star appears on the screen and glows red with all red characters appearing around it,then it turns orange with all orange characters around it,then it turns yellow with yellow characters around it,then it turns green with green characters around it,then it turns blue/purple with blue/purple characters around it,then it turns pink with pink characters around it,then it turns white and spins so fast that it explodes with the title 'the amazing cartridge' on the screen*
everyone lands in a area with yellow grass,blue sky and green trees
lollipop: hey, this is kind of like tpot!
sans: where are we?
???: somewhere you came to with permission
luey: what the-
they all look over to see a girl with green
???:whacha ya'll staring at!?
sylvester:who are you?
ess: i'm ess,one of the most HUMBLE and ADORABLE crewmates of the ss tetra!
lollipop: the ss what?
amitie: hi ess!
ess: ugh,hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii amitie
aniki: amazing
luey:now where are we?
ess: well i noticed that a strange energy surge was happening around here,so i started investagating the area and found your portal,i touched it and you all popped out of it
bill: cool story,i’ll try to find out who asked
ess:…..anyways,there’s also some shy twink around here or whatever
marcy: shy twink?
marcy,kansai and marinette see a boy with blonde hair,green eyes,green sweater and brown pants with blue shoes
marinette:um........hello?
breezy:HUH-oh, it's you......
kansai:you know us?
marcy:wait! if you know us,are you a fan of-
breezy:a f-fan of the s-s-show? yes....
kansai: this is SO akward
marinette: before we continue,where are our friends?
breezy:oh....... t-their with n-neonix,so their f-fine
marco: that's good to know,but i think i'm about to say something that some of us will 100% agree with-
aniki:let me guess,you want to leave?
everyone: you what!?
aniki,marco,pochi,amitie,luey and dipper all stand next to eachother
marcy:why would you want to leave?
aniki: because all this show has done for us is kill us!
dipper:and after CD CAT,i don't want to compete on these type of shows anymore
pochi: i never wanted to be here anyways
amitie: i wanna see sig again!
luey: i'm getting bored
marco: and my family probably misses me!
breezy: nothing i-i say will c-convice you to stay here w-will it?
they all shake no
breezy: (sighs) fine than, i'll send you back home
marco:bye star!
amitie: happy travels!
aniki:.....
luey: webby will never believe this
pochi: i'm kinda bored
dipper: screw you bfdi rocky!
with a flash of green light,the 6 dissepear back to their own worlds
(all the original contestants left:
lollipop
sylvester
otto
bow
marinette
mei
bill
deku
marcy
lloyd
papyrus
zane
sans
ko
vannila
star
kansai
yuki,that's 18 originals,the other 17 are newbies)
ko:oh boy, what's gonna happen now?
otto: if it's fathers day, i'm out of here
star:i already miss marco
zane: is this going to be your whole personality?
vannila:.....wait,where am i? i thought i was truely dead right there!
marinette:so breezy, what's the plan now?
breezy: w-well i wanted to m-make my o-own show............b-but i didn't expect you to show up out of no-owhere!
lollipop:and how many contestants did you plan before us sweetheart?
breezy: w-well i-i......uh-
suddenly,a red starry background appears in the background as 17 silhouettes appear
breezy: i invited them.....
macaque (monkie kid)
rabbid rosalina (sparks of hope)
rabbid peach (sparks of hope)
remote (bfdi)
black hole (bfdi)
lightning (bfdi)
leafy (bfdi)
saw (bfdi)
sage (sonic)
tails (sonic)
sonic (sonic)
twig (hilda)
peridot (steven universe)
scrooge (ducktales)
eclipsa (star versus the forces of evil)
amity (the owl house)
and finally taco (bfdi)
marcy: talk about a cast
macaque: hey mei!
mei: don't pretend like were friends
macaque: haha, yeah......wanna go kill a human?
mei: NO!
blackhole: hey guys
leafy: hello blackhole!
remote: nice to see so many friends!
macaque: i smell some...... BIAS perhaps?
breezy: it was a c-coincidence
twig sniffs rabbid rosalina's hair
rabbid rosalina:.........
rabbid peach: come won! you wotta smile some wore!
rabbid rosalina:..........
papyrus:oh my goodnes,that peachy rabbid is gorgeous!
sans:........oh,yeah sure
rabbid peach: see wanything you wike?
papyrus:yes my queen!
taco:oooh boy, there's a lot of people hete huh?
sonic: this seems exciting!
tails: 35 contestants? than i have a 3,50% chance of winning this!
marcy: it would actually be a 1 in 35 chance!
star:omg! SO MANY NEW FRIENDS!
sage:that wand of yours.....
mei:......
deku: what's wrong mei?
mei:.....i......(sighs) it feels like were all accepting this situation like it's nothing,i mean, we don't even know if some of our friends are alive!
breezy:o-oh, don't worry about that,their back in their worlds
deku: their what?
breezy brings out a tv
breezy: on this screen, y-you can see everything that happened in post-split!
everyone starts watching the 13 episodes
(2 HOURS LATER)
the final scene of the season has played
mei:oh,so their fine, than ALL my worries are gone now!
lollipop: i'm shocked that gem boy named steven was able to win
saw: his wish was so nice too!
ko: he's a great winner!
scrooge: enough about steven,now what's going to happen?
breezy: well the first thing to do is establish the prize of the s-s-show
macaque: which iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis?
breezy pulls out a game cartridge
breezy: t-this is 'THE AMAZING CARTRIDGE' it can make any wish c-come true,but you have to beat the level first to m-make a wish!
everyone ooooooooooooooooh's
breezy: but i-i cant handle all 35 of you! how will i even-
ess: i'll help
breezy: h-huh?
ess: it's not like i have anywhere to go,the ss tetra isn't here, so i guess i don't have choice....
breezy: really? t-thanks green haired girl!
ess: call me ess,your amazing co-host!
tails: and now?
ess:well my not dear yellow fox,the second thing is that their will be tokens!
remote: tokens?
breezy: y-yeah, there's 5 tokens hidden around the area,all of them doing different things
ess: let's begin, there's 5 of them: the red, yellow, blue,pink and green token
breezy: the red one is called the 'buddy' token,if you have this t-token and get elimanated,you can bring 1 o-other person with you!
peridot:hm..... interesting,better keep this in mind!
ess: the yellow one is the 'friend' token,with this one you can switch to another team of your choosing!
leafy: yay! more friend opportunities!
breezy: t-the green one is the 'helpful' token,this allows you to be safe from elimanation if you have the least amount of votes!
lollipop: least?
ess: the blue 'travel' token allows you to move to any hotel floor!
marcy: hotel?
breezy: and lastly the most powerful one,the 'wishing' token gives you a-any advantage you want!
(gasp)
ess:but all these tokens can only be used once! so after it's used, it's gone forever,the only exception to this rule is the blue token that can be used forever
bill:good to know, anything else?
ess: yes my doritos guy,this show vote to save instead of the usual vote to eliminate!
(gasp)
breezy: this means t-the person with the least votes is elimanated!
ess: we decided to do this to be more unique compared to other character elimanation series
breezy:and finally, t-their's DOUBLE ELIMANATIONS!
(inset bfdi gasp)
ess: this means that 2 teams will be up for voting,and the person with the least votes from each team will be elimanated!
scrooge:the stakes are higher,i love it!
kansai:your enjoying this WAY too much!
ess:also, you'll all live in a hotel!
suddenly,a giant hotel appears
ko: oh my powie zowie!
ess:this baby has 10 floors!:
1-the dorms
2-the kitchen
3-the greenhouse
4-the beach
5-the music venue
6-the amusement park
7-the school
8-the mall
9-the blue fields
10- the arcade
lloyd:talk about a info dumb
bill:is there ANYTHING else?
breezy:you all get your powers this time!
everyone cheers
ess: besides bill,he would be WAY too overpowered
bill: this is some BULLSH-
breezy:and w-with all that out of t-the way, let's begin 'bfaaw: the amazing cartridge'!
*the intro starts with a sta-*
zane: we already did a intro
breezy:oh, that's right,o-oopsie
ess:welp,time to get this show on the road!
breezy:she's right, have f-fun making your teams!
everyone splits up to find someone
ess:and as a reminder,make 5 teams of 7!
with saw
saw:oh my metal blade, there's sooooo many people here,it reminds me of tpot! which is GR8T! of course, i'm happy i M8DE! it all the W8Y! over to this PL8CE!
lollipop:hold on my dear pinkster, eveything alright?
saw:yeah,but i still have the 8 fumes....
lollipop: i'm sorry to hear that,wanna join my team so i can help you? we were on a team in bfb y'know?
saw: you make a great point,and you taco?
taco: nah, just like book said,i need to find new friends
saw: aw,bye than.....
(2/7)
bill: MEI!
mei: what?
bill: there's sooooooo many nerds here, your the only NOT nerd i wanna talk to!
mei: is this genuine or?.....
bill: PLEASE!
mei: okay,okay, let's be on a team
bill: yay!
(2/7)
rabbid peach: hey there weautiful, you wanna we on a team with me?
papyrus: YES MY QUEEN! hey sylvie-
sylvester: yeah......no, me and bow will be on a different team, maybe if you change i'll say something else
bow: sylvester's right,so........bye i guess?
the 2 walk away
papyrus:.......
sans: don't worry bro, i'll stick with ya
papyrus: thanks little and less awsome bro!
(3/7)
marcy: hey tails!
tails: yeah?
marcy: you seemed to quickly calculate your chances of success in the season,so how high is your IQ?
tails: does around 300 IQ sound good?
marcy: yes!
(2/7)
scrooge: hey marcy!
marcy: how do you..........WAIT! weren't you on season 1 of epic character elimanation reboot?
scrooge: yes,but i got robbed for no reason and then when i have a chance at rejoin,that stupid 'blackhole' beat me!
marcy: that sucks, i'm asuming you watched season 2?
scrooge: yes,and you seem like the adventuris type
marcy: i've defeated a moon before
tails: i've defeated a time and space god before
scrooge: sounds perfect for me!
(3/7)
sage hovers over everyone
sage:hm......
sonic:HEY SAGE!
sage: hello there sonic.....
sonic: how's it going,i thought you died after the battle with 'the end'
sage: father was able to rebuild me
sonic: father?........oh right,your talking about egghead
sage: since we know eachother already,want to join my team?
sonic: yeah!
(2/7)
sage: it'll make the most sense to add star and remote to our team going off by their abilities
remote: 🅐︎🅛︎🅡︎🅘︎🅖︎🅗︎🅣︎ 🅣︎🅗︎🅐︎🅝︎
star: i was gonna ask eclipsa to join me but i guess this works too!
remote: 🅐︎🅛︎🅢︎🅞︎,🅣︎🅗︎🅘︎🅢︎ 🅣︎🅔︎🅧︎🅣︎ 🅕︎🅞︎🅡︎ 🅜︎🅔︎ 🅨︎🅞︎🅤︎🅡︎ 🅢︎🅔︎🅔︎🅘︎🅝︎🅖︎ 🅜︎🅘︎🅖︎🅗︎🅣︎ 🅑︎🅔︎ 🅣︎🅔︎🅜︎🅟︎🅞︎🅡︎🅐︎🅡︎🅨︎
(4/7)
leafy: oh my leafblower! there's so new friends!
bill: stay quite will you?
leafy: h-hey! that's mean!
mei:well, were looking for teamates anyways,so you wanna join?
leafy:yeah! let's make a full green team!
bill dumbs a green bucket of paint on his head
bill: yeah!
mei: uh.....
(bill: he's green now)
leafy looks at lloyd and deku
leafy: hey you two! want to join my green team?
bill: YOUR team?
lloyd: i don't see why not
(5/7)
blackhole:.......
papyry: hey you blackhole!
blackhole: h-huh? oh, it's just you......
papyrus: don't just stand there! join my team!
blackhole:uh,i was actually thinking about joining-
papyrus: no buts!
(4/7)
twig walks up to rabbid peach
rabbid peach: you want to woin?
twig cuddles with her
rabbid peach: your so wute! and my fans will wove you!
(5/7)
amity: hey tails
tails: yeah?
amity: do you know MY chances of winning?
tails: going of your populairity,you have a 14,50% of winning this show
amity: thanks, that's good to know
(4/7)
scrooge: we need more brains! zane and eclipsa,you seem smart but come here!
zane:um........sure
eclipsa: this seems fun! too bad meteora isn't here to see this....
(6/7)
sage: macaque,want to join us?
macaque:yeah.....no, i'm here to have fun buuuuuuuuuut you seem very serious,but i DO think that marinette would join!
marinette: W-WHAT! why me?
macaque: i noticed that you have a tiny little being in your purse,and that USUALLY means your very powerful
marinette: where did you get that fr-
tikki: marinette, it's okay,no one from our world is here anyways,so we can transform into ladybug!
marinette:but......(sighs) fine....
(5/7)
macaque: later skaters!
remote: 🅑︎🅤︎🅣︎ 🅦︎🅗︎🅨︎ 🅓︎🅞︎ 🅨︎🅞︎🅤︎- 🅐︎🅝︎🅓︎ 🅗︎🅔︎'🅢︎ 🅖︎🅞︎🅝︎🅔︎.......🅖︎🅡︎🅔︎🅐︎🅣︎
vannila sees them
vannila: i mean,i could try,but i doubt they'll see me
vannila walks up to remote
vannila: hey there,can i join?
remote: 🅢︎🅤︎🅡︎🅔︎,🅦︎🅗︎🅨︎ 🅝︎🅞︎🅣︎?
vannila: i knew you wouldn't.....wait you can see me!?
remote: 🅞︎🅕︎ 🅒︎🅞︎🅤︎🅡︎🅢︎🅔︎ 🅘︎ 🅒︎🅐︎🅝︎
vannila: OMIC! i'm finally seen!
sage: remote,who are you talking to? there's no one there,let alone a girl
remote: 🅑︎🅤︎🅣︎ 🅢︎🅗︎🅔︎'🅢︎ 🅡︎🅘︎🅖︎🅗︎🅣︎ 🅗︎🅔︎🅡︎🅔︎!
sage:......sure
(6/7)
ko is seen running up to papyrus
ko: can i join your team?
papyrus: absolutely not!
he chucks ko away
papyrus: what did you think my queen?
rabbid peach: huh? oh yeah,it was wretty wood
ko crashes into otto
otto: OW!.....wait,your also tiny?
ko: i am!
bow: so am i!
otto: TINY SQUAD FOOOOOOOOOOORM!
bow and ko: yeah!
sylvester: bow! there you are,i almost lost you
bow: sorry sylvs,but i found my tiny squad
sylvester: uh.......i don't know what that is, but sure
lollipop: hey there pink for hair,you seem like the normal and sane type,wanna be on a team?
sylvester: i-
bow: only if our tiny squad gets to join!
lollipop:um.....sure
saw: yay! new TEAM8S!
(6/7)
leafy: lightning! peridot! were making a green team,want to join to complete it?
peridot: a green team? first time i've heard about this,sounds like something steven would do,so i guess i'll join
lightning: i was actually looking for blackhole-
leafy: your in!
lightning: n-n-n-n-no,no! no!
(7/7, COMPLETE 🌟)
yuki: kansai,look!
the two look at twig
yuki: he's so CUTE!
kansai: shouldn't we join a better team like-
yuki's already with twig
kansai:......(sighs) jf yuki's there,then i GUESS i'll join too,hey guys! can i join too!?
(7/7, COMPLETE 🌟)
scrooge: hey there, taco is it?
taco: yeah it is
scrooge: i've watched bfb and seemed like one of the more smarter and out going ones on your team,want to join my out going team?
marcy: your?....
taco: sure,i don't see why not!
(7/7, COMPLETE 🌟)
macaque walks up to sylvester
macaque: can i-
sylvester: no
macaque: why not?
sylvester: your already annoying me
macaque: alright,fair enough, i've been killed before,so i get it.......buuuuuuuut,i am pretty powerful, i'm Immortal,can turn giant,make shadow clones or items,make shadow minions,make a giant shadow version of myself, can run at lightning speed,can fly with a cloud-
sylvester: OKAY! you can join....
macaque: thanks! you'll regret this!
sylvester: wha-
(7/7, COMPLETE 🌟)
sage: there's only 1 person left,which is......
rabbid rosalina sits next to them
sage:um........i guess her 'ennui' ability to put people to sleep is pretty useful....
(7/7, COMPLETE 🌟)
rabbid peach: alright,wime for a weam name!
papyrus: well......seeing as CERTAIN someone wants me to be 'nicer' or whatever,i think this team needs to be called: 'Not A Papyrus International Negotiating Gang!'
their logo appears as a dark blue with the N and G at the end falling off a little with e tiny z's at the end as well with a sleepy and non-uplifting jingle
N.A.P.I.N.G:
papyrus
rabbid peach
sans
kansai
yuki
twig
blackhole
papyrus: NO NO NO! that’s not what i meant! can i change my nam-
lightning: were picking team names now?
peridot: well the most effective and out standing team name would be-
leafy: THE GREENSIES!
the logo appears as a light green that's surrounded by plants and flowers with a happy jingle
THE GREENSIES:
leafy
peridot
lightning
lloyd
deku
mei
bill
scrooge: what should our name be?
amity: i mean, everyone here's pretty smart
eclipsa: smarter than most at least
scrooge: than we should be: 'SMARTER THAN THE SMARTIES!'
the logo appears light blue with a white hexagon as the the logo's shape as 'smarter than the smarties' appears with a rock n roll jingle that turns into 'bfdi's a better name than that' jingle
SMARTER THAN THE SMARTIES:
scrooge
marcy
amity
tails
taco
zane
eclipsa
sylvester: any ideas?
ko: the tiny sq-
lollipop:no,only 3 of us are tiny
macaque: no sh#t genius
bow:man,a lot of us are pretty sarcastic.............. (gasp) we should be the ' SARCASTIC CHRONICLES!'
the logo appears as a orange color with a more serious jingle and the 'S' at the start of sarcastic is so big it also looks like the 'C' from chronicles
SARCASTIC CHRONICLES:
macaque
bow
ko
lollipop
sylvester
otto
saw
sage: any ideas?
sonic: SONIC HERO-
sage: no
marinette: MIRACULOUS LADY-
sage: no
remote: 🅘︎ 🅣︎🅗︎🅘︎🅝︎🅚︎ 🅦︎🅔︎-
sage: i don't want to even hear it
everyone starts arguing
ess: you have a name yet?
everyone shouts their name at once pretty loudly, causing their names to combine into the team name [7 names at once]
ess: so your name is [HSSSJSHGAAG]
(you basically say some random sounds)
star: NO NO NO-
ess: alrighty than!
the [7 names at once] logo is just their names combined together with a white outline,the jingle is just them saying their names with a 'dut' sound at the end
[SONASYAHSDBNNM]:
sonic
sage
star
remote
vannila
rabbid rosalina
marinette
breezy: everyone r-ready?
sonic: wait! can we change our name to-
breezy: seems like were all d-done!
ess: than let's begin the first challenge of TAC!
*the intro-
breezy: we already-
ess: yeah i KNOW!
breezy: also,i-i think it’s important to mention my only power is levitation
ess:great…..
breezy levitates 5 notes to the teams
breezy: this challenge is simple, these 5 n-notes tell you where a gold statue is,y-your team needs to find the statue and bring it over to me,the last 2 teams to do this will be up for e-elimanation!
ess: what are you waiting for? GO!
every team reads their note,they all say the same thing:
‘in your teams hotel room’
saw: rooms?
ess: first floor, every team has their own room JUST GO AWAY!
macaque: okay, geez
eveyone gets cramped in the elevator in the lobby, the lobby is pretty basic, the only unique thing is that it’s completely pink-red-ish
kansai: it’s pretty cramped in here
marinette:………..i think someone’s tickleling me with their leg
macaque: that’s me,and that’s NOT my leg….
sylvester: wait a-
(ding)
they all get out of the elevator,they arrive on a floor with 5 brown doors
peridot: let’s go greensies!
peridot grabs her team and busts down her teams door
bill: faster mommy~
mei: bill WHAT THE FU-
bill: no really, this is soooooooo slo-
deku: were already here
bill: oh……
the room is big with a swimming pool in the middle with 5 white chairs on the side,next to it is a door within it that's colored with neon pink, blue and purple, there's a second floor that has 2 doors,one bedroom for the girls amd on for the boys,most of the room is alsp green and white, this load out is the same for all team rooms, the only difference are the colors,THE GREENSIES have green and white,SMARTER THAN THE SMARTIES have blue and white, N.A.P.I.N.G has dark blue and white, SARCASTIC CHRONICLES has orange and white,and [7 names ar once] has purple and white,the disco rooms are the same though
lightning: whoa! this is a nice room!
lloyd: very.........green
peridot: no time! we need to find the statue!
everyone searches the room, while deku, leafy and peridot go in the disco
with SMARTER THAN THE SMARTIES
scrooge: tails,amity and taco, search the disco room!
the 3 agree and start searching
scrooge: the rest of us search here!
marcy: wouldn't it be better if-
scrooge: HURRY!
they all start searching
tails: you girls found anything?
taco: no,but i feel like it's getting hot in here
amity: i have a girlfriend
taco: THAT'S NOT WHAT I-
tails sees the statue on a high shelf
tails: if only i could fly (wink)
in the SARCASTIC CHRONICLES room, everyone is in the disco
bow: this is a good room, test tube would love this
ko: i bet enid would too!
otto: i bet mina would too!
the 3 start talking nonsense
saw: awww,how cute
lollipop: it's cute,but it's no time for lolli-gagging (hehe) we need to find that statue
macaque: i have a idea! the first step is to jump out the window and than-
sylvester: shut up macaque!
macaque: what,just having a bit of fun!
lollipop: also, knowledge is important,so what's your epithet excactly?
sylvester: my 'drowsy' allows me to put people to sleep and make their dreams/nightmares come true
saw: sounds pretty useful
macaque: hey early valentines gift!
sylvester: YOU-
macaque: put me to sleep and i'll dream about the statue
sylvester: that's....... actually a good idea
saw: what are we waiting for? let's go!
sylvester puts macaque to sleep
sylvester: let's do this!
with [VANKAAKOJSG]
sage: alright, let's see how we will-
sonic: found it
sage: WHAT!? how?
sonic: i found it while you were talking
remote: 🅦︎🅗︎🅔︎🅡︎🅔︎ 🅦︎🅐︎🅢︎ 🅘︎🅣︎?
sonic: underwater
sage: you can't swim.....
sonic: oh.....
sonic screams while he tries swimming out of the water
star:....... guys,am i right?
sage teleports away
star:oh c'mon! that was a good one!
remote:🅢︎🅤︎🅤︎🅤︎🅤︎🅤︎🅤︎🅤︎🅡︎🅔︎....
marinette: i'll help him out,TIKKI! SPOTS ON!
she jumps into the water
vannila: this is pretty weird,right rabbid rosalina?
rabbid rosalina:.......
vannila: (sighs)
with N.A.P.I.N.G
rabbid peach: you idiots wound anything?
yuki: i found a frog!
rabbid peach: where did you......oh whatever
blackhole: i found a gold brick
rabbid peach: i wave enough of those, trhow it away!
twig sits next to rabbid peach
rabbid peach: except for you wy little twiggy
papyrus: and me?
rabbid peach: and wou too i wuess.....
papyrus: YES! SHE NOTICED ME!
sans: depressing…..
twig sees the statue in the pool and jumps in to it
rabbid peach: TWIG! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
papyrus: YE-i mean nooooooo……..no?
with THE GREENSIES
leafy: you found anything my dear friendos?
deku: i wouldn’t consider us friends,we barely know eachother
leafy: (offended gasp) well don’t worry,i’ll take care of that!
deku:hm……hey peridot, how are you doing over there?
peridot: no luck here
lightning: guys, i found it!
peridot: where was it?
mei: under bill's hat
peridot: how-
bill: don't question it
they all rush to the elevator and start going down
with SARCASTIC CHRONICLES
macaque is dreaming of the statue
saw: nice!
saw grabs the statue
saw: we can go now!
ko: oh,sorry,we didn't even notice
lollipop: it's okay,just remember to help next time
they all go to the elevator, but THE GREENSIES are still in it
sylvester: great.......
otto: what now?
macaque: well if we can't use the elevator,no one can!
macaque breaks the elevator buttons with a shadow boxing glove
lollipop: great,now how will WE get out of here?
macaque: shadow-clone-jutsu
ko: wha-
he grabs everyone and turns them into shadows,after that he transports them up the walls
with SMARTER THAN THE SMARTIES
eclipsa: zane,any luck?
zane: no,all i have is this golden statue
taco: that's what we need!
tails: i like to mention that I flew up and got the statue for us,no biggie
amity: well what-
scrooge: are we waiting for? LET'S GO!
marcy: can you stop interrupting us-
scrooge: GO!
they all rush to the elevator to see it's broken
marcy: oh no......
tails: maybe i can fix this
he starts working on the elevator
eclipsa: let this be fast please....
with N.A.P.I.N.G
twig comes out of the pool with the statue
rabbid peach: you wid it my sweet woy!
sans: lovers these days......
yuki: don't diss the LOVE!
kansai: yeah,yeah, let's hurry up!
they all rush to the elevator to see SMARTER THAN THE SMARTIES still there
blackhole: elevator broken?
tails: yeah.......
sans: aw shucks.......
with [7 names at once]
sonic and marinette are awake
sonic: thanks......marinette..........
marinette: no biggie!
sage: is it just me,or is it hotter than usual?
star: now that ya mention it, it's pretty hot in here,and marco's isn't even here
rabbid rosalina feels the ground and starts to see-
rabbid rosalina: lava
marinette: what?
suddenly,lava starts to pure from the ground, killing everyone besides sage and vannila
zane:........do you guys hear anything?
the lava gets through the floor, killing everyone besides blackhole,zane and taco
in the elevator
bill:...........mei,your hot
mei:geez bill-
bill: no, your literally hot-
the lava flows through the elevator, killing everyone but bill
on the roof, SARCASTIC CHRONICLES has just arrived
sylvester: good,now let's-
the lava has reached the roof
saw: noooooo! my handle!
bow:.....oh i know!
bow jumps on saw's handle
saw:huh?
the entirety of the roof is destroyed by the lava due to it shooting trough the roof, killing everyone besides saw,bow and macaque, at this point everyone alive is flowing through the lava
blackhole: WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE ALIVE AGAIN!
he sees everyone else
blackhole: oh hey there! how are you alive?
zane: i'm metal
saw: me too
taco: i can survive hot temperatures for some reason!
bill: i don't know how I'M alive
saw: and bow is also metal, she's protecting my handle!
.......
macaque: yeah she's dead,also i'm Immortal
vannila: i won't bother
sage: my AI skin is almost unbreakable!
they all fly out of the hotel and on to the outside ground
saw: ow!
(saw: she has a orange tint because of the lava,but her handle is fine due to bow)
taco: ow,that really hur-
saw lands on her
saw: oh,sorry taco...
(taco: she's burned up and half of her is a little more burned due to saw landing on her)
zane: taco, there's no time to waste, let's go!
taco: got!
blackhole: i gotta ask for a recovery center.....
bill: i'm glad everyones dead!
sage: (sighs)
everyone grabs their statue and goes to breezy and ess
breezy:.......i regret m-making this show
ess: yeah yeah whatever......
sage and vannila teleport to them
breezy:..................... o-oh,i think this m-means that [SJBQAFKKTEF] is safe!
sage: can you recover our teamates?
breezy: oh,i had a machine for this just in c-case
out of nowhere,a metal box with the alphabet displayed in green letters in the middle, 2 buttons that 'recover' and 'try again' in the bottom right corner,and a black square hole in the top right corner for where recovered people come from
sage: good
she types in her teams names of who died,and they are all brought back
marinette: whoa......what happened?
sage: we won the challenge
remote:🅨︎🅐︎🅨︎,🅦︎🅔︎🅡︎🅔︎ 🅢︎🅐︎🅕︎🅔︎!
taco: c'mon,were so close!
macaque: jk lol no
taco: wha-
macaque kicks zane and taco into oblivion
zane: MOMENTS LIKE THESE MAKE ME WISH I COULD SWEAR!
saw: here's your statue!
breezy: t-thanks,this also means that the SARCASTIC CHRONICLES are safe!
otto: nice!
ess: it's down to 3 teams: N.A.P.I.N.G,THE GREENSIES and SMARTER THAN THE SMARTIES
blackhole is using suction ability to keep the statue a float
blackhole: c'mon...... i'm almost there.....
bill: oh hell no,i won't lose in the first episode!
bill sprints like his life depends on it
blackhole: i mean.......i don't like death.....but maybe just this once?
blackhole starts sucking bill (not like that)
bill: i never liked getting sucked!
blackhole:..........wait what?
bill trhows his statue towards the hosts direction and............it misses
ess: what a loser
bill: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
bill gets sucked into blackhole
blackhole: and here you go!
ess: and blackhole gave me the last statue, which means that THE GREENSIES and SMARTER THAN THE SMARTIES are up for elimanation!
(bfb tent starts playing)
breezy: viewers! vote using the link below me to vote for WHO YOU WANT TO STAY IN THE GAME, it's VOTE TO SAVE! the person with least votes on THE GREENSIES and the least voted person on SMARTER THAN THE SMARTIES will both be elimanated!
voting: ended
in a post credit scene,zane and taco are still flying in space
taco: i never liked space.....
zane: brings back bad memories.....
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taco: IS ANYONE GOING TO SAVE US OR WHAT!?