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Disney Before Immaturity (Tales for August)

Summary:

Jacquel Spartan, Karema Smittand, and Derrick Virgil (A.K.A. the Moviewatching Trio) deal with angry Disney characters after they give out one too many brutally honest reviews of various Disney movies.

Chapter 1

Summary:

When a group of Disney characters find out that the Movie-Watching Trio badmouthed their movies, they all plot the inevitable non-demise of said Movie-Watching Trio.

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

When the Disney characters read the story "The Movie Watching Trio Discuss Disney Movies" on fanfiction.net and saw that Jacquel Spartan, Karema Smittand, and Derrick Virgil bashed every Disney-made movie from "The Lion King" to "Tangled", they grew angry. They were angry because the Trio had called their movies "a bad influence for children" as well as dumb entertainment for adults. (And to make matters worse, the Trio accused the Disney movies of turning adults back to children when children should be growing up.)

So, they all held a meeting at Cinderella's castle to discuss the movie reviews and the Trio who reviewed the movies.

"How dare they talk about us like that!" Woody snapped in anger. "They give our movies bad reviews and they don't even care about who we are! Who does the Moviewatching Trio think they are?"

"You have to admit, they are brutally honest with their movie reviews," said Aurora. "I never thought I would learn so much from them. Like how much was movies are getting worse over time, especially animated movies. I never thought I would see the day that Disney would be brought down so long by so many bad cartoons."

"But why can't they just like Disney movies like everyone else?" said Merida.

"Shut it, Merida!" said Belle. "You're just jealous that they haven't given YOUR movie a good review!"

"What was that?" said Merida.

"What Belle meant to say was that the Trio hasn't given your movie a bad review yet," said Mulan.

Merida glared at her, but Cinderella said, "Trust me; you don't want them to give your movie a bad review, but it's going to happen."

"It's only a matter of time," said Tarzan.

"You really don't want a bad movie review," said Mulan.

"But why not?" said Jasmine. "I mean, some of our movies aren't really that bad at all. In fact, some of our movies ended up getting good ratings from the Trio. So, we can't complain there."

"Jasmine's right," said Simba. "The Trio isn't as bad as we think they are. They don't always sit on the couch and bash Disney-made movies. In fact, I bet that they're really nice once we get to know them."

"Well, should we get to know them?" said Woody.

"I say we should," said Cinderella. "What have we got to lose?" Everyone cheered as they somehow broke out of the TV and made their way towards Spattagil Studios. No one at the studio knew that their lives would never be the same...

Notes:

And there we have a new story for this month. This time, your childhood will be destroyed by the Moviewatching Trio. You're welcome.