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Prologue Chapter.
"uh...hey i got the thing you need" says a timidly voice
"Aha! great you actually did it!" another voice, a deeper one says with a laugh that depicts disbelief and joy,
some footsteps are heard followed by the sound of something being pushed creating an annoying screech on the ground
"what.....did you want those for again?" asks the softer voice and some uncertainty can be heard in their tone
"hehehe....my dear boy....you just made me rich again"
"huh?" the person with the soft voice takes a step back
"hey....why don't you stare into this for a moment?" the deeper voice chuckles darkly
"w-w-what are you doing to.....me......?" the soft voice belonging to the person starts getting slower and sleepy they lose sight of their vision and everything shortly goes dark afterwards....
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darkness.... that's what we were seeing right now, just pure darkness...
but actually no lol because now we slowly start to see a classroom....
oddly the windows have some weird metal blocking them and the classroom seems to be empty....
albeit from one single person that's sleeping on one of chairs with their head on the desk and drool coming out of their mouth
".....egh....uh...." the person groans and twitch before their limbs are moving fully.
they open their eyes with force and their vision are temporarily blurry for a moment before it eventually starts to clear up after gaining their surroundings they quickly become confused by.....everything
they start to look around themselves and notice that they're in....a classroom?
also now it is a good time to tell you that this person is actually a dude....you know the gender with the stuff hanging out in betwee-
he looks around the place and wonders to himself.
why was he here?
where is... here?
what is this place??
and....and...how did he get here??
???: "w-w....where am i.....?"
they wipe off the drool off their mouth and quickly stand up away from the chair they were sitting on before regretting it as a massive headache attacks his head
???: Ack! "my.....my head....what....what's wrong with....me"
it takes a few seconds before the pain starts fading away
he then takes deep breaths and tries to calm down and collect himself
(also i guess I'll use the italicized words as thoughts)
ugh....what was that? why did it hurt when I tried remembering what happened?
(not sure if i did it, it's so feckin hard using ao3 for the first time LOL)
before our protagonist could think of his name a loud groan from behind startles himself.
he slowly turns around and sees....another person!
in fact that person was actually a little orange haired girl.....wait what?! what's a little girl doing in here anyways?
"augh...." she groans some more before lifting her face off the desk she was sleeping on with a annoyed expression
little girl: "where am i...eh? oh NO did i overslept in school or something again Magnus?!"
she said with irritation, which made our protagonist think for a bit,
her school? does that mean that he slept inside a random girl's school....that's not good....well...it's probably the least worse place he ever slept in actually
(note but remember how the additional tags mentioned that the Oc had a dark story? yeah well i decided to mix in some of the stories from the Gameboy sims games with some of my own stories to create this character....basically he's sort of homeless and doesn't have a house and he ends up sleeping in odd places since you know, hobo)
i should introduce myself, he thinks to himself maybe it'll clear up some of his confusion
so then he walks up to her and says with a gentle voice
???: "hello, do you know how-"
Little Girl: "AHHHH STAY AWAY YOU MONSTER!!"
???: "wait, what are yo-AUGH!"
she jumps on his face and starts pulling on his long brown hair whilst shouting something about not taking her alive
Little Girl: "WHICH TEACHER ARE YOU?! AND WHY AM I STILL IN MY STUPID SCHOOL?! DID JADE PUT YOU UP TO THIS?! AND DO I HAVE HOMEWORK AGAIN?!?"
???: "h-hey stop it! get off me!!"
he manages to throw her away from his hair and she ends up landing on a desk perfectly with her small body that he easily overtowerimg her
Little Girl: "grrrrr! so this is how you wanna do things eh? I'll force the answers out of you!"
???: "w-wait a minute! this isn't what you think it is!"
but she doesn't seem to believe him and instead growls again
Little Girl: "nice try ugly but i won't fall for your lies, HIYAAA!"
???: "Aughhh!"
he then proceeds to start running around the classroom trying to avoid the furious and dangerous Little Girl chasing after him
he didn't know why but she had an extremely terrifying aura coming off her....how can a kid that small and adorable be this scary??
after five minutes of running around circles and avoiding the angry little girl...
the Little Girl drops onto her knees and pants heavily while giving her assumed kidnapper a glare
Little Girl: "huff how are you so...huff...FAST!!?"
???: "i do a lot of errands on foot....it's good exercise ya know?"
Little Girl: "my fist plummeting your face would be good exercise!"
she spits at him angrily which just makes the older boy frown
???: "why are you even trying to hurt me?"
she stops panting and gives him a confused look as if she was being mocked as well
Little Girl: "oh now you're mocking me? and what kind of kidnapper takes their hostage back to their school, obviously the authorities would first think of asking the school teachers! gosh you're so dumb...."
kidnapper?! what on earth was she saying? he never even met this kid before in his life....
???: "kidnapper....what are you even talking about?! i literally just woke up in this classroom without any memory of what happened"
Little Girl: "do you really think I'm that stupid?"
???: "considering the fact that you attacked me randomly without even letting me talk first tells me more than enough"
she frowns angrily at his words
Little Girl: "HEY! you're not allowed to make cruel remarks like that, I'm the only one who can do that you ugly guy!"
ugly guy huh?....she's not wrong about that but....it still hurts hearing those words coming from someone
???: "look, i'm not a kidnapper, i don't know you not do i know how i got in here at all, so how about we just relax and talk it out?"
she gives him a suspicious look and thinks for a bit....
she takes a deep sigh and puts her hands behind her back like a professional and nods
Little Girl: "right....but i still don't trust you..."
how nice....he says in his mind while rolling his eyes
he then throws away a book that he was holding for defense and cautiously approaches her while she still gives him the stink eye
???:....
she looks him up and down and notices the uneasy look on his face which makes her smirk a little
Little Girl: "scared?....how typical"
she sneers before looking away from him
typical? do other students fear her in school or something?
he coughs awkwardly and begins to speak
???: "i guess you just have that don't mess with me aura on you....you practically tried to kill me just now"
hearing those words makes her smirk even wider as if she enjoyed being looked at that way
Little Girl: "HA! good! i am deadly after all and don't bend down to people like you"
he sighs to himself,
she's one of rthese people huh?
???: "anyways do you know where we are?"
she scoffs and looks around the place before answering him but not bothering to look at him
Little Girl: "obviously a classroom duh....though this....doesn't seem like the one from my school"
it doesn't?....that's weird then what were they doing here, and why in a classroom?
the girl hums for a bit while wearing that serious look on her face which to be honest is sort of hilarious to our protagonist
she notices the smile on his face and grumbles
Little Girl: 'what's that smile for?"
he chuckles softly and shakes his head
???: "heh i'm sorry....it's just that you're so tiny and adorable"
in response she gasps as if heavily offended and immediately stomps one of his feet causing him to yelp in pain and surprise
???: "AUGH! what was that for?!!!"
she gives him a sharp finger point and says in a upset voice
Little Girl: "YOU DON'T REFER TO ME AS ADORABLE! I'M NOT ONE OF THESE KIDDY KIDS AND I'LL MAKE YOUR LIFE MISERY IF YOU EVER CROSS ME!"
GOD! for a small kid she sure has a strong voice, but it is probably better if i don't mention that to her face or i'll lose my eye the next time
???: "oooookayyy! yeez oww...."
he rubs on his aching foot with a big frown which satisfies the little girl
Little Girl: "good...hmph!"
she pouts and crosses her arms with the eyes closed giving him the upset treatment
this girl....sigh
he takes a seat in one of the chairs and looks around a bit
the classroom was odd to say the least, windows locked with metal, weird monitors on the corners of the ceiling and some large microphones attached....could be the PA system
just what is this place...?
it starts to become a little awkward in the room now....this hasn't been a great first time introducing has it?
???: "cough so uhhhh.....what's your name?"
she gives him a side glance through her narrowed eyes and just stares at him for a bit
for one minute he starts to think that he said something offensive to her standards again and braces himself for possibly another yelling or kicking
but then with a small indifferent voice she says
Little Girl: "......Adèle...."
opening eyes that he didn't know he was shutting, he lowers his arms and looks at the girl now known as Adèle in a confused look
???: "what....?"
she sighs in irritation and repeats
Adèle: "Adèle, it's Adèle! A.D.È.L.E ugh are you deaf or something?"
???: "no....I'm just surprised that you didn't rip my face off for asking your name itself"
she gives him a annoyed look before sighing
Adèle: "whatever....huh?"
she looks back at the desk she was sleeping on earlier and notices a white paper sheet on it
what is she looking at?
i watch as she walks over to a desk and hops onto the chair before grabbing the paper sheet on it
???: "is that a piece of paper? what does it say?"
Adèle: "no, it's actually a device that lets you travel through space and time-of course it's a piece of paper!" she snaps at him
???: "seriously Adèle....what does it say?"
Adèle: "it just has my name on it and.....ultimate talent what?"
ultimate talent....what?
???: "ultimate talent.....what does that mean?"
Adèle: "wow....you really don't know anything do you?"
???: "Adèle!"
she snickers in joy before hopping off the chair and giving him a smug look
Adèle: "oh well if you really want to know....then here you go!"
she shows him the piece of paper to his face which barely reaches it by the way and he reads the words outloud
(character information time! alright so basically this is Adèle from a French comic series called Mortelle Adèle made by Antoine Dole, i don't understand French but i just love the designs of some of the characters....that is until they changed them in the later years, so yeah you probably don't know who she is....so let me simplify her character for you, imagine stewie from family guy but more tamed and more dickish....somebody who looks cute but likes to be "deadly" as she calls herself....she basically bullies her parents, her classmates (whoever deserve it) and she has an imaginary friend called Magnus who apparently fought in the French revolution, in the comics nobody but her can see and hear him....but I'll make a exception for this story)
???: "Adèle....the ultimate Deadly Menace?!"
what kind of talent is that?....i mean it sort of makes sense, i guess looks can be deceiving sometimes
Adèle: "Heh! i don't know what exactly this paper is for but i like it since the description for my talent fits me so well!"
???: Hmm...dunno Adèle, how can somebody as small and as cute-
he stops mid-sentence after noticing the scary glare she's giving him which tells him to immediately re-word his comment
???: "cough...i-i mean....let's just say that....your talent seems a little....misleading due to your appearance?"
Adèle lifts her eyebrow at the comment and grumbles
Adèle: "so what about my size? it doesn't stop me from dumping slime on my enemies and launching egotistical music managers in my catapult off tall buildings, and I already did all of that!"
???: "i-i believe you!"
Adèle: "you better...." she says with narrowed eyes
i smile weakly at her and sigh, she really puts me off with that angry look....still adorable though.
Adèle: "hey are you thinking about how my appearance is still cute or whatever?!"
???: "um, umm...oh hey what about my ultimate talent? oh and i haven't told you my name yet how rude of me!"
i chuckle nervously as i thank myself for coming up with that clutch
Adèle: "what makes you think that I'd want to know your name, let alone your talent?"
???: "well....it's only fair if you know my name and talent in return right?"
Adèle: "but what if i don't care about that, and i don't care enough to remember the names of people....and you're definitely one of those people....like seriously you sound pathetic"
ouch!
???: "give me a chance at least? we're both in a weird situation right now and it wouldn't hurt to be on the same page...."
Adèle groans and studies the situation for a bit making the older guy to look around awkwardly
eventually she shrugs with a bored look and motions for him to go
right she's finally convinced, so my name and talent....wait there's nothing on my desk, nothing on the chair or the ground....do i even have one of these papers, do i even need one anyways?
Adèle: "i can tell that you're trying to search for one of these papers huh?"
she says in a unimpressed voice which only embarrasses the guy further
???: "hey..not my fault that some of us people don't get conveniently placed papers on our desks that place weird talents on our identities"
Adèle: "no wonder why, you kinda look boring....and that clothing isn't doing you any better"
he grumbles a bit before deciding to try something
i begin to search my pockets immediately after fiddling inside both of them with each hand of mine, i feel something at my right hand's fingertips and smile, which turns bigger when i finally pull out a paper identical to Adèle's
???: "Aha!"
he shows it to Adèle who looks like she really doesn't care at all
Adèle merely shrugs which makes the older guy frown
???: "tough crowd...."
he mumbles before unfolding the paper and.....
...
damn it
Adèle notices his mood change and she tilts her head in confusion
Adèle: "what is it blank? not surprising by the way"
he sighs and shakes his head
"then what....come on show me!" she asks impatiently
the boy grumbles and mutters something before begrudgingly showing her his talent
(information time! okay so this is my Oc that i made when i first played that Gameboy sims game, the Sims bustin out! so this really doesn't mean that i created this Oc out of my own but....hey i just liked the design and took it and the character before basically turning them into their own character different from the sims game that they came from, and one thing that you need to know about his talent is that it is based on the Gameboy sims games themselves....if you played them then you'd know that the main character is basically treated as a Errand boy who runs around doing tasks for them whether it be fetching items or helping them with a message and ECT....so this is our protagonist for this story and I hope that it'll be a good one)
yep, the ultimate Errand Boy huh? i....i guess it ain't all that wrong....spent most of my life doing whatever others wanted from me like a servant, it still hurts so damn much knowing that this is all I'm good for.
Liekable:....
Adèle:...
Liekable:....
Adèle:....
Liekable:...
Adèle:..'heh....hehh....haha...hahaha....AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Adèle bursts out laughing madly at Liekable who just gives her the deadliest of the dead faces anybody ever could
Adèle: Ahah...your-wheez-your-your name is... is...LIEKABLE?"
a deep sigh i make and a emotionless response i give to her
Liekable: "yes...."
Adèle: "PFFFT-AHAHAHAHAHA!"
she drops on the ground and starts hitting it as she tries to control herself
it takes literally a minute for her to calm down the laughing and a minute enough for Liekable to contemplate his own life
Adèle giggles a few times and wipes her tears of joy as she then holds onto her aching stomach thanks to that...reveal
Liekable taps his foot impatiently and asks
Liekable: "are you done? or do you want to laugh at my ultimate talent next?"
i ask with annoyance as i watch her stand up with a weak smile
Adèle: "n-no....no more....Wooo! that was just great....seriously that was just....how can somebody be so pathetic?!"
Liekable noticeably starts to get annoyed by her attitude and he understands now how fitting her Ultimate Talent really is....
Liekable: "okay....now that i got insulted and got my feelings hurt i guess it's fine if we start finding an exit for whatever this place is"
Adèle snorts and tosses her paper sheet away
Adèle: "sure...hey hey if you were a rude person then would i call you....UNLiekable??"
Liekable: "please don't...."
we both walk out of the classroom and i try my hardest to ignore her children taunting with my best ability, she is a little kid after all...plus my name might sound stupid along with my talent really, but i didn't care about it too much cause the main point was for us to find an exit and then part our ways pretending that we never met, something I'd like right now actually
they exit the classroom and first thing they notice is the hallway they're in,
Liekable looks around and sees that the Label on the wall reforms to the classroom they were in as Classroom A-1...which is convenient
Adèle: "where to now....LIEKABLE?"
Liekable: "can't you call me Urbz instead?"
Adèle: "it doesn't sound as humiliating as your first name though"
i ignore her smug smirk and roll my eyes, i start to walk forward before nearly bumping into something....or someone!?
i ignore her smug smirk and roll my eyes as i start walking forward with my eyes closed before bumping into something....or someone in this case
???: "woah shit watch it dude!"
Liekable: "o-oh I'm sorry i didn't see you....uh...?"
???: "it's okay man, shit happens eh?"
the mouth on this kid...who taught this boy these words? but then again i say damn alot....hmm
Adèle: "who are you? are you the one who put us in that Classroom, answer me before i beat you!"
the boy who seems to be 12 chuckles at the little girl's threat
???: "damn girl....you shit with that kind of mouth?"
Adèle: "that doesn't make sense idiot...."
???: "whateverrrrr! i was gonna ask you bozos if you knew where i was at, but it seems like you don't know either huh?"
Liekable: "no unfortunately not....hey by the way did you also wake up with a paper that had your name on it and some kind of weird talent thingy next to it?"
the boy perks up and pulls out a paper from his pocket
???: "you mean this? thought it was toilet paper..."
Adèle: "how do you even associate that with toilet paper??"
she's right how do you confuse TP with a ordinary thin paper, wouldn't someone notice the difference immediately?
???: "wow what are you both, my sister? i wiped my ass with other things before that i got mixed up with TP, like a cloth, a towel, poison ivy and something sharp once"
Liekable: "poison ivy?!"
Adèle: "look we didn't come here for your butt problems! tell us your name and talent already,"
Adèle asks impatiently as she's starting to get grossed out by the boy's talk about his butt or whatever...
???: "damn okay my bad....let's see here uh here we go"
they smirk and show their paper with a chill smile
(character information again, alright let make me something clear here...this is Peter from the kids from seagull street or in it's original name, wir kinder aus dem möwenweg (which roughly translates back to the kids from seagull street) this is a character first appeared on the book series by the German name and then later on the cartoon adaption in 2015, so basically he's a normal kid who makes life hard for his little sister Tara, but is also a good big brother sometimes....BORING right? so i stumbled upon a few episodes of this show back in 2021 or so and i thought like...how wouldn't it be funny if this kid was like Eric Cartman? and so....i wrote a private story wroth 72 pages and this guy was one of the main characters and i changed his entire personality to one more fitting in my crackfic....so he's totally different from his original cartoon counterpart....also unfortunately the episodes for Seagull Street aren't available in English and they seem to be lost media actually....you can find a few English dub episodes on vimeo or so)
Peter: Peter Johansen at your fucking service! how's it going?
language, but also the ultimate Troublemaker? oh please don't tell me he's going to be like Adèle
Adèle: "okay I'm Adèle, and I'm the ultimate Deadly menace, you're Peter the ultimate troublemaker which to be honest is something that fits my talent as well, and then....heh...hey guess what this guy's name is?"
"Bussyeater69?" Peter stupidly asks
Adèle: "no....but...it's Liekable Urbz!"
she expects for him to laugh crazy like herself but Peter instead looks at Liekable with a smirk
Peter: "Urbz? Liekable fucking Urbz....that's fucking rad dude!"
Liekable smirks smugly at Adèle who groans in response
Adèle: "whatever....do you know anything useful or what, i just want to leave already"
Peter: "well i don't really know how the hell we got here, but i do know that my ballsack itches so much right now....is that important info?"
Liekable: "uh....no, and can you....not say those kind of words in front of....ahem"
Liekable motions with his eyes to Adèle and back to Peter rapidly
Adèle looks at him but Liekable stops quickly before she notices
Peter shrugs
Peter: ""dude it's just words....like listen"
he takes a deep breath and....
"FUCK SHIT PUSSY ASSHOLE BUTTHOLE BITCH FUCKER DICK PIECE OF SHIT-"
Liekable puts a hand to Peter's mouth and has a disturbed look on his face
Liekable: "stop it! you're not supposed to say those type of words just casually like that!"
Peter: "sahs whhmm?"
Liekable barely can understand Peter's muffled voice
"what?"
Peter steps back away from the hand and says again
Peter: "says who?"
Liekable staggers for a bit
Liekable: "you....you just....you can't say it around you know who...."
Adèle grumbles as she knows that they're talking about her
Adèle: "quit treating me like a baby! i know half these words and i can hear them whether i want to or not!"
Liekable: "it's not healthy Adèle....someone with the same age as you shouldn't be influenced by these bad words"
Adèle: "Pffft! please you act as if i don't say words like that on the occasion, like for example i say Zut a lot and my parents can't stop me from saying it"
i look at her in confusion
Liekable: "zut....?"
Adèle looks at him as if she said something wrong
Adèle: "yeah....you know what that means right?"
Peter: "ah hell nah you one of these French people aren't you? oh fuck no oh hell nah, Zut?! FUCKING ZUT?!"
Adèle: "you got a problem with me being French blonde?!"
she growls at him
Peter: "i have a whole list for why being French is a proble-"
"OOOOOH OKAY, how about we continue exploring the place?"
i quickly scoop Adèle up while grabbing Peter on the collar and drag them both forward before things could worsen, which is already happening with the arguing that I'm gonna have to hear for the next 2 minutes...
Liekable, Adèle and now along with Peter manage to find some stairs, one that leads down and another that leads up....however something about the latter was wrong
Peter: "what the hell? it's blocked off"
he was right, the stairs leading up to the second floor were blocked by a steel cage...why or how it got here is another mystery, a confusing one at that
Adèle: "what sort of school keeps it's floors caged? they should be doing that to math classes and algebra...."
Liekable: "maybe....this place is abandoned?"
it sounded like a plausible theory right? at least in my opinion
???: "YOU!!!"
a voice startles from behind startled both me and Adèle....but not Peter
Peter smirks and seems to recognize the voice
they turn around and see....another kid....who looks upset and angry and charging right towards them?!
Peter: "so you're here too huh?"
the kid immediately tackles Peter to the ground surprising us
???: "YOU PIECE OF SHIT!"
Liekable: "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"
Adèle: "FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!"
Peter: "heh....you like choking me daddy?"
how is Peter calm right now?! that kid is literally choking him out
i waste no time and break off the fight before grabbing the unknown kid in my grip which they give me a hard time with surprisingly,
Peter gets up with the same smirk and dusts himself off as he looks at the kid who tries to struggle away from Liekable
Peter: "not such a great introduction dude"
???: "hey go fuck yourself you asshole, where the hell did you get me at now huh slut?!"
Adèle: "what are you doing? let them fight already!"
Liekable: ugh..."not helping!"
???: "l-let me go man! you don't understand what kind of sick ASSHOLE this guy is!"
Peter: "hey i take offense to that, my asshole is one hundred percent clean of all doodoo!"
???: "I'LL SHOVE MY BOOT UP THERE BITCH!"
Liekable: "calm down! why are you trying to attack Peter?"
Peter: "yeah n-word calm your tits down i barely know where we're at even"
Adèle: "yeah....now fight!"
???: "you're such a asshole man....the fuck did you do now?"
Peter: "NOTHING, Jesus fuck! why do you blame me for everything?"
???: "oh i'll rip that smug look off your face....you little shit"
Liekable: "listen just calm down okay? we found Peter on the hallway and he wasn't doing anything! i don't know what's going on between you two but right now we need to discuss just why we're all here!"
the kid in Liekable's starts to calm down a bit.... but the angry look is still there
???: "man....whatever....i guess I'll chill now"
Peter: "finally.....period cramps having ass"
???: "piss hair freak...."
Adèle: "aww...."
Adèle seems disappointed by the fact that no fight is happening....
i roll my eyes and let go of the kid slowly whilst watching him cautiously
Liekable: "okay....now why don't you start by telling us your name and.....ultimate talent-erh it's like on one of these-"
???: "yeah yeah i got it already"
Peter: "speak then dumbass"
he grumbles at him but then they sigh before pulling out a piece of paper and showing it to everyone
(information time baby, okay now you're probably wondering....what the hell is this guy? simple, he's the main protagonist in my private story which is dubbed Seagull Street Retards by the way....yeah... so he's basically an Oc...like you know, Y/n L/n, the infamous character in every reader story out there, but this one is different just a bit...cause he's the Protag in my story and also the antagonist....why that? well because i made a story for him! so basically his parents were killed by Peter due to an accident involving a police car chase.....okay Peter stole a bunch of sodas that got canceled and while he was on the run he unintentionally ran over Y/n's parents and basically killed them, Y/n then hunt down the location of Peter who was living in Seagull Street and Y/n pretended to be his best friend for a few months before ultimately betraying him and trying to kill him which ended up terribly after Peter confessed his reason for why he killed Y/n's parents....leaving Y/n hopeless and basically goalless now, but he still hates Peter so much, also for the sake of keeping it simple again....this Y/n is a boy and has dark clothing with black hair and brown eyes ....generic i know but hey look at his ultimate talent)
Y/n: "sup assholes"
generic oc.....that's..... what?
Adèle: "that's a stupid talent...."
Y/n: "and that's one big fat face you have there, guess we both have unsolvable problems huh?"
and Adèle immediately doesn't like him at all
Adèle: "you'll regret that comment...."
Y/n merely scoffs
Y/n: "whatever your comics suck ass anyways..."
Peter snickers and puts a hand on Y/n's shoulder which causes the latter to grit their teeth angrily
Peter: "classical Y/n....can't even go on one day without getting into conflict with somebody new hm?"
Y/n slaps their hand away and points a finger at Peter's face
Y/n: "i'm warning you....if this is your doing i will-"
Peter: "kill me? torture me? PISS ON ME? yeah right dude you're just full of shit, you couldn't develop a good plot to kill me and you most definitely aren't going to hurt me right now either, so why don't you take a step back and suck a dick you loony manwhore"
GOD! w-what is this hatred between the two? what did Peter do to upset Y/n so much...and what does his talent even mean anyways, this isn't making sense at all
Adèle is even surprised by the words that came out of Peter's mouth
Adèle: "wow.....you definitely gotta fight after this ya know?"
Y/n grits their teeth hard and Peter's smug smirk only makes him grit them harder....it almost made Liekable think they'll crack at one point
Liekable: "h-hey now....listen just....let's not get into any more fights right now okay how about we-"
Y/n: "who the hell are you anyway? i know that asshole Peter and the fat midget....but i never met you before"
"asshole?"
"FAT MIDGET?!"
Peter is amused by the remark while Adèle is angered by hers
i gotta say something before Adèle attacks Y/n next.
Liekable: "oh....well uh...my name is Liekable Urbz and I'm the.....the Ultimate Errand Boy...."
Y/n looks weirded at the mention of Liekable's talent but doesn't seem to say much of it much to Liekable's relief
Y/n: "man....is this a danganronpa fiction or something...."
Liekable: "what is Dangan-"
BANG!
before i could finish my question a loud bang echos in the hallway and startles me and the others
Peter: "what the hell was that?!"
Thud!
Y/n: "it sounds like it's coming from there!"
Y/n points at a hallway
Adèle: "what are you all waiting for? let's check it out!"
she then takes off running to investigate
Liekable: "wait don't go by yourself!"
they all ran after her and towards the hallway
we took a sharp turn to the left of the narrow hallway and stopped once we almost crashed into Adèle just standing in front of the way
Liekable: "there you are! don't go running off by.........yourself....?"
i stopped myself from lecturing her as soon as i realized just what we were looking at,
it was a person in a red clothing with something attached to their back and they had an odd skin tone, what was even more weirder is the glass thingy with the weird green substance inside them and....i just couldn't describe it no matter how much i tried
CLANK!
the person in red startled me when they literally rammed their head against the window with the same metal we saw earlier in the classroom where me and Adèle woke up in, then we could hear the frustrated voice coming from the glass thingy which almost startled me even more,
???: "stop it! it's not scientifically possible for you to break metal with such material!"
??? 2#: "oh come on! i got this...i think i even see a little crack in there!"
??? 1#: "THERE IS NO CRACK!"
Peter: "uh.....should we say something?"
Liekable: "maybe....i.... really don't know what's going on anymore"
Y/n: "is he banging his head on the metal? and what the fuck is that thing next to him that's talking?"
and before we could do anything else
Adèle: "HEY WHO THE HECK ARE YOU GUYS?!"
the three jumped at Adèle's sudden voice and the two next to the window jumped too in surprise
and then they turned around to see Liekable and the other three with weird looks
Peter: "wassup dudes?"
Liekable: "uh hey....um...did you.....did you also wake up in this place?"
??? 1#: "oh well....yes we did indeed...how odd"
Y/n: "why were you banging the window with your head dude, it almost seemed as if you were doing something hehe...."
??? 2#: "Aha well i thought that i could break that window with my super awesome skills!"
??? 1#: "how many times did i try telling you that wouldn't work?!"
??? 2#: "not enough heh"
Adèle: "show us your talents!"
??? 1#: "talents....oh you're talking about-"
??? 2#: "OH I WANNA GO FIRST!"
the glass thingy groans
???: "it is rude to interrupt someone when they're-"
??? 2#: "ANYWAY, check out my cool my talent and coolish name!"
the guy in red pulled a piece of paper out of their back? and showed it to us with a proud smirk
(character information time, Cid The Dummy! so this guy is from a really awful game from 2009 or 2010 i forgo 💀, but let's just say that he acts like a asshole sometimes but is also looking for more to see in life than just being a crash dummy for testing....he defeated a whole robot army once with his mere fists and stupid bazooka, look up videos on YouTube to get a gist of what kind of person he is)
Cid: "name's Cid, the ultimate Crash Impact Dummy!"
Peter: "......your game sucked"
Cid: "HEY!"
Liekable: "impact....dummy?.....wait are you a robot?!"
Cid: "basically yeah"
Adèle: "but why do you look so lame....i thought robots were cool"
Y/n: "you just love being a dick don't you?"
not another argument... I'll quickly ask the glass person before things could escalate
Liekable: "hey what about you.....can you tell us your name and talent?"
they nod (somehow)
??? 2#: "well of course, if only Cid hadn't cut me off from the beginning...."
Cid: "sorry but i felt like my introduction was kinda more important"
??? 2# grumbles at him which makes Peter snicker
Y/n: "hurry up already, i mean people with fourth breaking walls like me know who you are but it's nice to have a introduction title for each character"
??? 2#: "i'll....just say that i have no idea what you are talking about, but okay."
they show their paper to everyone and they see...
(hey some of you should already know who this is right? if not then go watch inanimate insanity cause it's so good! hopefully i can get her character right in this story)
Test Tube:"my name is Test Tube and I'm the ultimate scientist, and i do say that the talent in this odd paper fits my description"
a scientist huh? also...i just realized that we're talking to a literal sentient Tube right now, eh..after meeting aliens before I'm kinda not shocked by this, but as for the others..
Adèle: "HOW ARE YOU EVEN TALKING RIGHT NOW?!"
Test Tube: "simply, the diaphragm inside the stomach that helps pushes air through from the lungs to our voice box or more accurately the larynx and-"
Adèle: "Ugh that's not i meant!"
Test Tube looks confused then as to what this odd creature meant then
Peter: "no racial bro but talking objects aren't normal in our society, maybe in theirs but mine is already weird as hell.."
Cid: "you guys aren't weirded out by a robot like me though?"
Y/n: "no"
Cid: "oh"
Test Tube: "i see....well your type of objects aren't really that popular from where I'm from either....so it feels a little odd for me too"
Liekable: "well....we do have Test Tubes in here...but they don't talk or are sentient like us humans"
Test Tube: "hu....mans?"
Y/n: "yeah humans, people, homosapiens or homos as i like to say"
Peter: "i think homo fits you pretty well"
Y/n: "bitch i swear to god-"
Test Tube: "how extraordinary! i think there was a research on the existence of humans before but i never thought it would be real!"
Test Tube inspects Adèle all around which makes the latter grumpy and annoyed
Adèle: "hey hey what am i an animal for you to take a exam on?!"
Test Tube backs away in a little embarrassment
Test Tube: "my apologies you were just the only sizeable person i could inspect throughly"
Cid: "OHHHHH SHE CALLED YOU SHORT!"
Peter: "BURNNNNN!"
Y/n: "GET THE CAMERA GET THE CAMERA GET THE CAMERA"
i watch in silent as the three laugh and circle around Adèle who is boiling hot and ready to possibly shred some skin off their bodies and i take that as a cue to calm things down
Liekable: "guys come on stop making fun of her that's rude"
Peter: "you know what also is rude? sawcon"
Test Tube: "what's.....sawcon?"
Peter: "SAWCON DEEZ NUTS!"
Cid: "OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH!"
Y/n: "big fat hairy nuts bruh"
Test Tube: "...."
Adèle: "ALL OF YOU SHUT UP ALREADY!"
and they do just that
Adèle grumbles with her face red now and it makes Liekable feel sympathetic
he crouched down to her level and slowly put a hand on her shoulder before speaking in a soft voice
Liekable: "hey....don't feel embarrassed okay, let's jus-"
she slaps his hand away which shocks him slightly
Adèle: "don't tell me what to do! I'll feel whatever i want whenever i want to, so just back off okay?!"
Liekable: "i.......okay"
i back away from her and sigh...i guess she isn't used to being comforted by others, wait i shouldn't make assumptions.
Peter: "that was rude damn...."
Adèle: "i don't care..."
Cid: "you know who else doesn't care?"
Adèle: "the next words are going to be your last, so shut up before i rip your HEAD off"
Cid stops himself from saying whatever he was about to and makes a zap line out of his mouth
Y/n: "yeah Cid keep your glitchy ass quiet"
Test Tube: "I'm sorry for causing so much ruckus....i didn't mean to offend you"
Adèle groans and mutters it's fine under her breath
Liekable: "anyways let me introduce ourselves, my name is Liekable Urbz, and my talent is the ultimate....Errand Boy"
Cid: "bro"
Liekable: "please don't start"
Peter: "Peter here and my talentlitics is the ultimate troublemaker"
Test Tube: "that isn't a real word-"
Y/n: "I'm Y/n L/n and my stupid fucking talent is the Ultimate generic Oc and before you ask, no i cannot explain it to you because it'll make your head blow up due to the sheer meta and retardation of it"
Cid: "not mine, i don't even have a brain!"
Adèle: "I'm inclined to believe you...."
Test Tube: "ah and what about you?"
Adèle: "Adèle, ultimate talent is the deadly menace which is ACCURATE by the way so don't question my appearance!"
Test Tube: i wasn't going to...but alright let's see Liekable, Peter, Y/n...Adèle and Cid, alright i memorized all of your names"
Peter: "big brain moment"
Test Tube: "i don't have a brain...."
Adèle: "how are you even capable of intelligence then?"
Test Tube: "oh that's simple!....it's because.....it's because.....because...."
....
Liekable notices the horrid look on her face and he becomes concerned
Liekable: "are you okay....?"
Test Tube: "how.....how am i capable of intelligence.....? this....this doesn't make sense, one must have a functioning Cerebrum to even be knowledgeable of common sense things in life, how can i even speak and form sentences without even having a brain to come up with the words for it??? and where did the green substance got inside me in the first place???? THIS IS NOT LOGICAL!"
Y/n: "ummm ooooookay she's losing it
Peter: "great going Adèle, you broke her"
Adèle: "that's wicked"
Cid: "shouldn't we do something.....actually no this is pretty funny"
only Liekable isn't amused by this at all, in fact he's quite worried about the Tube's wellbeing
this isn't good....Test Tube is freaking out right now but...how can i help her....unless you..Yes wait i got it!
Test Tube: "what is the meaning of life? do my answers and researches even make sense or do I just come up with random illogical solutions?? what is the meaning of my life ANYMORE?!"
Test Tube mutters in a shaky voice and rocks back and forth on the ground
Liekable: "Test Tube please calm down! you don't have to freak out."
Test Tube: "what are you saying? now is the perfect time to FREAK OUT! my whole existence and purpose is a gigantic miscalculation! i don't even know what one plus one is anymore..."
we'll see about that
Liekable crouched down to her and gives her a serious look
Liekable: "Test Tube i need you to calm down....the most logical thing to do during situations like this is to take deep breaths and think logically right?"
Test Tube: "how can i do that? i don't even have a brain to think of logic....oh my science this is awful!"
Liekable: "listen just take a deep breath for me okay?"
Test Tube: "...."
Liekable: "please Test Tube....let me help you"
she seems timid at first but eventually she nods and takes multiple deep breaths
she seems a little calm now but Liekable can tell that she's still a bit freaked out
Liekable: "okay....now i'm going to ask you a few questions, can you trust me?"
Test Tube: "i.....i suppose so...."
Liekable: "alright....what's 2 + 2?"
Peter: "bro what-"
Liekable: "shhh"
Test Tube: "um....it's obviously four.....but then again how can a brainless person like me know?"
Liekable: "no, you answered that right....and what's 5 times 5?"
Test Tube: ".....25...it's simple"
Liekable nods and smiles as his plan seems to be working
Liekable: "right....now, what is space made of?"
Y/n: "dude what the hell is that question....not even the scientists can answer-"
Test Tube: "low density of particles, predominantly a plasma of hydrogen and helium, as well as electromagnetic radiation, magnetic fields, neutrinos, dust, and cosmic rays.....everybody knows that right?"
Adèle: "you lost me at particles...."
Liekable: "wow that's correct Test Tube! see, you don't need to have a brain or...cerebrum to be smart or logical, you were born with a natural gift of intelligence and you should be proud of yourself"
Test Tube stops to think for a moment....maybe Liekable is right?
Test Tube: "i....i suppose that's right but..."
Liekable: "it's okay, your body is just different than some people....but difference is bound to happen right? and it is all scientifically proven....maybe you'll find out where your intelligence comes in one of your studies someday eh?"
Test Tube hums for a bit before smiling as her hope arises again
Test Tube: "you're absolutely right Liekable! it is not illogical for me to have no brain at all, in fact did you know that the starfish has no brain but their nerve system is so intelligent that they know how to operate themselves! it's so fascinating!"
Adèle: "think i liked it more when she was having a mid-life crisis..."
Cid: "all this nerdy talk is making me BORED, so what are we supposed to do now?"
Y/n: "ain't it obvious....we been kidnapped and now we gotta walk around this place finding more obnoxious assholes until-"
Peter: "okay that's enough wall breaking, why don't you just shove that finger up your ass and let us get on with it"
Y/n: "fuck you..."
Test Tube: "my greatest gratitude for your help Liekable"
Liekable: "it's nothing....glad you're fine now"
Liekable and Test Tube smile at each other before the six of them start exploring the place together unsure of what they could find next.
we ended up searching for a while in the first floor but most of the doors were locked...even the classrooms we came out of got locked somehow, it was extremely bizarre and made feel weird and anxious....so afterwards me and the others decided to go to the stairs where the second floor was blocked off and went down the downstairs which I'd assumed would lead us to the center of the school and possibly the exits....wait why didn't we do that from the beginning?
they were seen walking down the stairs now
Test Tube: "okay let's see...we searched the entire first floor and found nothing....not that we could due to the doors being locked, but we do know that the classrooms are in there along with two bathrooms and there was a storage room back where me and Cid were at trying to pry open that metal off the windows"
Cid: "anyone else finds this weird? i don't even remember how I got here in the first place, and i don't think my epic parkour skills got me into a coma....not this time at least"
Y/n: "it's all shit man..."
Peter: "why do i smell something nasty?"
Adèle: "that's just you"
Peter was right....there was a awful odor radiating in the air now....
we finally descend from the stairs and stop at another hallway....a large one at that and then we see.....two people....!
and they're arguing with each other....great
???: "LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER RIGHT NOW!"
??? 2#: "i don't have a manager ASHLEY!"
one was an angry blonde middle-aged woman while the other was a large yellow that some shorts that were just as wide as he was....
Peter gasps and something tells Liekable that he probably knows who they are...
Peter: "ah fuck....it's him"
Y/n: "ugh....great just great"
Y/n and Peter quickly cover their noses and confuse the rest of the others
Cid: "why are you both covering your noses?"
Test Tube: "nobody does it unless there's black smoke in the air which isn't good for the lungs causing them to-"
Adèle: "we get it already!"
Liekable: "what's going on?"
the two strangers spot Liekable and the others and the woman immediately turns her attention on him and starts walking angrily towards our Protag
???: "YOU! ARE YOU THE MANAGER?!"
Liekable is taken back by her strong and nasty voice
Liekable: "w-what Manager...?"
???: "DON'T PLAY DUMB WITH ME KID, I'LL HAVE YOU SUED FOR ABDUCTING ME IN THIS WEIRD PLACE!"
??? 2#: "Humph! excuse me? royalty needs help here!"
the wide man comes in with a angry pouty face and stares deeply at the two
and the Odor coming from him immediately hits the others
Adèle gags and covers her nose too finally understanding why Peter and Y/n did just that earlier
Adèle: "gah! what is that awful smell?! it smells worse than Owen ugh!"
Cid: "oh gosh it's worse than the time i went diving right in the sewers Hough!"
Test Tube: "sniff sniff....oh my, it smells like the result of not showering for a month mixed with some Swiss cheese and some chicken! the Odor is strong enough to attract rats and roaches of all species!"
Peter: "i think I'm gonna pass out....holy shit!"
Y/n: "what are you even doing here? shouldn't you be filming some nasty shit on youtube by now"
the fat man gasps and his eyes start tearing up
??? 2#: "EEEEEEEEEEH, WHY ARE YOU SO RUDE TO ME!?"
???: "CUT THE WATERFALL BEFORE I SUE YOU FOR DRENCHING MY PURSE!"
this isn't going well....perhaps some introductions could calm things down
Liekable: "could you two introduce yourselves please? also did you both get papers too, it told us some weird ultimate talents about ourselves..."
??? 2#: "hmph why should we tell you? peasants like yourself are beneath me..."
???: "WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW MY NAME? ARE YOU ANOTHER DAMN SCAMMER?!"
Y/n: "WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU YELLING SO MUCH?!"
Test Tube: "do you know that shouting too much would damage your vocal cords?"
???: "DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO YOU FREAK OF NATURE!"
Test Tube yelps and hides behind Liekable's leg
Adèle: "just spit it out you irritating ugly bunch"
Peter: "yeah before we all croak to the shitty smell..."
??? 2#: "humph! well if you really want to know Ashleys....then i GUESS i can tell you"
the fat guy opens out a paper from his pants....FROM INSIDE of them
Cid: "man no come on!" says Cid in disgust
the fat man shushes him hard and pouts again before finally revealing his name and talent
??? 2#: "I, Nikocado Avocado the great, rich and all powerful, the ULTIMATE MUKBANGER!"
(character information, just look him up on YouTube to understand what kind of person he is....but for God's sake and yours, DO NOT LOOK UP HIS ONLYFANS PICS!)
Peter: "ah hell....ULTIMATE MUKBAGER?!"
Nikocado: "you got a problem with my talent PEASANT?"
Y/n: "bro your stomach has problems...."
Nikocado: "whatever I'm rich and you're not, and it is YOUR FAULT that I'm fat!"
Liekable: "that....isn't right"
Nikocado: "SHUSH!"
he shushes me and I take a step back as his Odor almost made me want to throw up
Adèle: "now your turn you obnoxious freak!"
???: "EXCUSE me little girl? don't talk to me that way or I'd slap you and sue your family!"
Adèle: "TRY ME YOU OLD HAG!"
Test Tube: "please let us remain friendly! just please tell us your name ma'ma..."
the blonde woman groans before searching through her purse and pulling out a piece of paper
???: "FINE, here you go you little shits...."
(character information, do i really need to explain this one?)
Peter and Y/n: "KAREN?!!"
Cid: "that explains everything honestly"
you got that right Cid..
Liekable: "ultimate....manager slayer?"
Karen: "yes....NO MANAGER CAN GET PAST ME WITHOUT HAVING THEIR ASS SUED AND WHEN I FIND THE ONE BEHIND THIS SHITTY SCHOOL THEN I'LL SUE THEM FOR SEXUAL ASSAULT AND ABDUCTION!"
Test Tube: "b-but that's illegal..."
Nikocado: "who cares Ashley?! i was filming one of my mukbangs before i ended up here somehow....AND I DON'T LIKE IT, EEEEEEEEEEEH!"
Nikocado starts fake crying again and it almost made Liekable want to slap him right there....
Adèle: "a bunch of freaks....that's what you all are, usually I'd support people like that but you both are not my type of bizarre at all....so go away now!"
Karen pouts at the girl
Karen: "WHATEVER I'M GOING TO THE CAFE WITH THE REST OF THE SHITHEADS!"
the rest? are there more people as well?
Cid: "others?"
Karen doesn't respond and just walks away from the group with angry steps
Nikocado: "hmph! I'm going back too, and after i'm done eating I'll clog a toilet or two because i CAN!"
Y/n: "fuck outta here weirdo!"
Nikocado starts fake crying again and waddles away showing everybody his big butt on the way
Peter: "GOD, that reminded me of his leaked asshole picture....UGH!"
Liekable: "i....didn't need to imagine that"
Test Tube: "it is a part of us to immediately picture something whenever a person comes up with a suggestion, so here how it works-"
Adèle: "CAN WE JUST GO?!"
Test Tube grumbles at the interruption and the group then follows Nikocado to wherever he's going....to the Cafe
we follow after the waddling man and the angry woman in silence....it seemed like some of them had already searched this floor and met up with a few others....how long did we black out for anyways?
we silently follow after the waddling man and the angry woman, it seemed like some of them had already met and searched this floor? how long were we out anyways...?
they eventually reach there and see Nikocado entering....two doors with golden plates below them and there are two circular windows at each doorframe
and there's a Label above the wall that says Café....how convenient again
Peter: "this it?"
Y/n: "read the sign dumbass"
Peter squints and tries to read it
Peter: "c....ca....fa....cafa?"
Cid: "oh maybe it's a new fortnite dance move!"
Test Tube: "it says CAFE! how do you not realize that?!"
Test Tube's angry voice makes me jump slightly and i could both Peter and Y/n snickering
Peter: "dude relax it was just a prank bruh"
Y/n: "yeah the cunt is right"
Cid: "OOOH that's what it said? i actually can't read that well"
Test Tube takes a deep breath to calm her nerves....
Liekable: "give it a rest you two....for all we know we could be in a dangerous situation especially now that we realize that multiple people have been taken away in here for some reason"
Y/n: "who the hell are these people anyways?"
Adèle: "how about we open the dang door to find out already?"
she hits Liekable on the leg then
"open the door" she orders
Liekable: "w-why me?"
Adèle: "uh aren't you the ultimate Errand Boy....hehehehe!"
Liekable rolls his eyes at her
Liekable: "yeah....but you didn't ask nicely"
Adèle: "well then, open the door before i start grabbing your uncombed hair again!"
Peter: "I'm quivering in my bussy..."
i scowl at her before taking a deep breath, she's really irritating sometimes but i guess i cannot refuse or she'd end up clawing my eyes out
so with a deep sigh again Liekable puts his hands on both doors and pushes them open....
...
....
"h-huh....there's more people?"
Liekable opens his eyes and the rest of hits group follows through which they're met by many set of eyes belonging to multiple people whom are looking directly at Liekable and the others
Y/n: ".....what's with the stares?"
Peter: "bro your ugly ass face is bound to have a attraction"
Y/n: "oh eat my ass..."
Peter: "since you're offering..."
Y/n quickly walks away from Peter who snickers in return
Adèle scans her eyes at the strangers and just the many stares she's getting are enough to make her annoyed.....?!!
her eyes land on someone....and her mood turns to crap even further
Liekable: "uh are you oka-"
Adèle: "YOU!"
she points at a girl with blond hair and pink clothing, and that girl gasps in surprise before her expression turns angry
"oh it's the freak!" they say mockingly
Adèle growls and immediately starts walking over to the girl
what was that about....?
Cid: "sheesh....how many people are there?"
Test Tube squints and counts the people with quickness
Test Tube: "approximately ten people in total, possibly there's more but I'm afraid to make a miscalculation...."
oh yeah, wouldn't want her to start freaking out again
Peter: "so we...just introduce ourselves and shit?"
Liekable: "it seems like the perfect idea"
Cid: "cool! I'll go talk with the blue cat then!"
Cid runs off to a oversized cat that is standing on two legs like a human....weird
Peter: "guess I'll do the same or shit i don't know maybe it'll pick up this fanfic"
Peter leaves before Liekable and Test Tube could question him
Liekable looks at Test Tube with a thin smile
"anybody got your attention Tube?" he asks
Test Tube was staring at a particular person....in fact they were a Flower from what it seems like
Test Tube: "why indeed i do, do you mind if i separate from our pose for a minute?"
Liekable: "not at all, see ya"
Test Tube: "yeah....you already saw me though"
Liekable: "....it's a figure of speech Tube"
Test Tube: "Oh!....well....see you... too?"
Liekable nods with a small laugh and watches the Tube walk over to the Flower
who should i speak to right now? there are so many different people here
Liekable looks around for a bit before his eyes land on a girl who is seen sitting away from the rest of the people and has her head low as if trying to avoid everyone
Liekable understands that really....but it wouldn't hurt to try conversing with her, she seems scared....
then Liekable decides to approach her with a smile
the girl notices him coming and Liekable swears that he heard her squeak in alarm...
Liekable: "hello there...."
Shy Girl: "h-h-hey...."
Liekable: "is it okay if i sit here?"
Shy Girl: "n-no-i mean yes! wait no i meant...uh....oh geesh..."
she blushes and slumps down on her seat
Liekable: "hey hey it's alright!"
she gets up slightly and doesn't dare to meet his Gaze
Shy Girl: "sorry....I'm not....not really the confident type"
Liekable: "i understand that....but it's fine i won't bother you much, just wanted to introduce myself that's all"
Shy Girl: "oh....that's okay....um so....ugh i can't really start conversations that well either!"
hm...poor girl she's really shy and probably doesn't have that many friends to talk to...i guess i can relate somewhat
Liekable: "it's fine like i said, why don't i introduce myself first?"
she nods slowly while fiddling with her fingers
Liekable: "alright so....my name is Liekable Urbz and uh....the paper in my pocket said that I'm the ultimate Errand Boy?...what about you, how did you end up in this place?"
Shy Girl: "oh um....i actually don't know....i..i just woke up in the library and well....i also found a paper with my name and the ultimate thing...wait l-let me show you!"
she frantically searches herself for the supposed paper....and becomes embarrassed when she spends half of a minute doing so
Liekable: "uh.....it's on the table"
she stops suddenly and looks at the table before noticing that the paper is indeed there
Shy Girl: "oh......sorry hehehe...."
Liekable: "no worries, i...uh..haha...i had a similar moment before when i was searching for my phone only to notice that it was in my hand all along"
the girl giggles softly a bit before picking up the paper and reading it with a slight stutter
"i-i'm Libby S-Stein-Torres.....the ultimate Supernatural Investigator"
(character information, this shy introvert is from the show, the ghost and molly mcgee! all you need to know is that she's shy and sometimes outright confident....also she's good at beat poetry neat huh?)
Liekable: "Supernatural Investigator....?"
i'd admit that it was a weird talent for a little girl to have....but then again i did meet an actual ghost before so i can't really deny anything
Libby almost seems embarrassed by her talent and rubs on her arm in embarrassment
Libby: "i-i-i know it's not the greatest talent ever....and it might sound stupid but i-it's not like i picked it up and i....oh well I guess it really is a stupid talent huh?"
she looks down with a sad frown and it makes me frown too...i don't think it is a stupid talent and i make sure to let her know
Liekable: "Libby your talent isn't stupid at all, i think it's interesting actually and i know for a fact that ghosts exist too!"
Libby: "d'aw....it's nice of you to try cheering me up but....i can take it"
Liekable: "I'm being serious Libby....at least yours is better than mine.....who'd ever want their special talent to be basically doing what others want...."
Libby: "h-hey that's not right at all! it basically means that others might be so dependent on you to have you do all those tasks right....?"
i wish it felt like that...
Liekable: "i suppose so....did you wake up with anybody else too?"
Libby frowns and looks down again
did Liekable upset her or....?
Libby: "well.....there was that girl"
she points at the one with the blond hair who's currently arguing with Adèle
Liekable: "her....what about that girl?"
Libby: "let's just say that we didn't have a great first time impression...."
Libby frowns with a bit of anger and her eyes are now narrowed
i see...that girl probably made fun of Libby I'd assume, well guess I'll have to talk with her later or sooner
Liekable stands up from seat and smiles at Libby
Liekable: "I'm gonna meet the others right now, it was nice talking to you Libby"
Libby: "oh...yeah i'll see you later then"
Liekable walk away from her table but not before turning back to her
"and Libby?.....don't give up on the things that you love doing, kay?"
Libby watches him walk then before slowly smiling to herself
Libby: "i won't....."
(also I'll switch over some writing styles now and then....sometimes with the two dots and sometimes without it so...yeah)
Liekable then approaches....a cat.....a cyan cat with a black hat
the cat was seen using a wooden stick to stir his hot cup of tea
"hey there...uh..." Liekable begins awkwardly
Cat: "ah....hello there, I guess you woke up to find yourself in here too huh?"
Liekable is surprised a bit by their voice....it was like a smooth British accent
they take a sip of their tea and Liekable coughs
Liekable: "yeah....my name is Liekable Urbz and my talent is....well the ultimate Errand Boy"
Cat: "the ultimate....Errand Boy?"
the cat looks at him with a questioning look which makes Liekable a little uncomfortable
Liekable: "what's it said...."
the cat hums in thought for a bit before taking off their hat, flipping it over and taking out a piece of paper from inside it
Cat: "well....in that case let me introduce myself next."
they clean their throat and put their hat back on their head before speaking up
"the name is B, Mister B, I'm the ultimate Cop Detective"
(character information, this is Mr.B from the French animated series titled Grosha Et Mr.B....don't think a English dub exists for this show since i watched the show in another language....but maybe there is something out there which is now lost media despite the fact that this show came out in 2020...anyways Mr.B is like that one cop character, the good cop, the smart and not too keen on using violence to solve crimes and whatnot, while his partner Grosha is the bad cop who uses violence and their threats to get things done....)
a cop? what is someone like him doing here, i wonder if he'd help us leave or not
Liekable: "you're a cop?"
Mr.B smiles in response and holds his tea cup again
Mr.B: "yes....i work for the Special Investigation Bureau, or BSI for short, i have a partner also....Grosha, he's a great person but his methods for solving crime is a little.....well let's just say not my cup of tea"
they chuckle at their own joke
Liekable: "that's actually impressive....how's it being a detective?"
Mr.B: "it's dangerous work, me and my partner went through so many adventures together and fought with many criminal masterminds.....but with him on my side we always manage to save the day and put the criminals back in prison.....well almost all of the time"
wow.....suddenly Liekable grew some amount of respect for Mr.B despite their first time meeting each other
Liekable: "well....I'm sure the people in your city are thankful for your service"
Mr.B nods before putting his cup down and having seem to be lost in thought
Liekable: "are you alright?"
Mr.B: "huh? oh yeah....I'm just trying to figure out just why we're all here.....could it be another criminal case?"
he's right actually, the mystery for being here without any memory is highly concerning....just what happened to us?
Liekable: "Mr.B....did your head also hurt painfully when you tried remembering how you got here?"
Mr.B: ".....yeah......i think.....i think there's some hypnosis going on here, wouldn't be the first time that happened to me and Grosha."
hypnosis?! did we get hypnotized somehow??
Mr.B notices the worry on Liekable's face and becomes embarrassed to see that he basically put the poor kid in stress
Mr.B: "ah my apologies Liekable.....please take this theory with a grain of salt, we cannot be sure of every theory that we have yes?"
Liekable nods slowly thinking that he might be right
Mr.B: "right....why don't you introduce yourself to the others now, be wary of their personalities though....some of them are interesting to say the least"
something tells Liekable that Mr.B probably means that a few of the people here are weirdos....which he can't disagree with judging by the way Karen and Nikocado acted....even Adèle too
Liekable: "y-yeah....talk to you later Officer"
Mr.B: "please call me Mr.B, and yes we'll talk later"
Mr.B smiles and watches Liekable go before he turns back to his cup of tea which has already turned cold by now
Liekable then approaches a girl with unusual pink hair....weird and she was seen looking at a book with some colorful designs on the cover
Liekable: "heya"
the girl looks up from her book and blinks twice
Pink Hair Girl: "oh....hey"
Liekable sits down on the table on the opposite seat and looks at the piny she's holding
Liekable: "if you don't mind me asking....but what is that book?"
she looks a little surprised by the question and holds onto the book tighter
Pink Hair Girl: "oh this....it's just....my sketches"
Liekable: "sketches?"
Pink Hair Girl: "yeah....like you know? fashion sketches and junk"
Liekable: "that's cool actually!"
she sighs sadly
Pink Hair Girl: "nah, not really....i don't even think they're that good and ugh....I'm just worried, and my dad is probably worried about me too....and i don't have ideas for any designs right now it just sucks so much!"
i can tell she's stressed out, and drawing does help sometimes but of course she wouldn't be able to focus on that while she's still worried about being in this strange place...is there anything i could to cheer her up?
Liekable: "well....hey i didn't tell you my name, it's Liekable Urbz and....well okay my talent is the ultimate Errand Boy which I'm sure that you find funny..."
she shakes her head at the assumption
Pink Hair Girl: "not at all, and plus those weird papers they gave us couldn't be true right? so you shouldn't like....believe them"
Liekable: "well then, what's your name and talent?"
Pink Hair Girl: "oh right my bad!"
she opens her sketch book and pulls the piece of paper out from it before showing it to Liekable
"my name's Michelle, Michelle Fairchild....and i'm apparently the ultimate fashion designer?"
(character information time again vro.....okay this girl is from the show called Piny Institute Of New York, if you wanna learn more about Michelle's characteristics then look up the show on youtube cause there's free episodes there)
Michelle: 'so uh yeah, here's Michelle...hehe"
Liekable gives her a sad smile
Liekable: "so much for not believing the papers huh?"
Michelle laughs nervously
Michelle: "well i mean.....it can't be all that true"
Liekable: "the sketch book would be the judge of that......that is if you don't mind showing me of course"
Michelle hums for a moment....
Michelle: "i mean.....sure? but i'll hit you if you laugh though"
i better take precautions then.
Michelle slides the sketch book to Liekable who stops it with his hand before taking it up in his hands and opening the book
Michelle looks at him with slight anxiety and wonders if he'd end up making fun of her or worse....
Liekable: "......woah those are actually pretty good!"
Michelle: "i know...they're bad.....wait what?"
Liekable stops looking at the book and smiles at Michelle
Liekable: "most of the designs are for girls and i know that i wouldn't be one to judge this right....but i really gotta tell you that you have some skill on some of the sketches Michelle....you deserve your ultimate title"
Michelle: "OH!....uh wow thanks!"
Michelle says beaming at the positive comment
Liekable gives her back the book after reading the cover and ask
Liekable: "so what's PINY?"
Michelle looks a little shocked by the question
Michelle: "you don't know what P.I.N.Y is??"
Liekable: "not much no"
Michelle: "it's one of the most popular fashion schools in New York! multiple famous people went there and became top fashion makers, and not to mention that almost everyone wants to intend in there"
woah, that sure sounds big but how come i never heard of it before then?
Liekable: "sounds pretty big....wait are you enrolled there?"
Michelle: "oh...well yeah but...."
she looks embarrassed again
maybe it's best to drop it right now
Liekable: "hey it's alright Michelle....I'll introduce myself to the others now, talk to you later?"
Michelle: "s-sure thing, see ya later Liekable!"
he waves goodbye to Michelle and leaves her table,
Liekable then approaches Cid who's seen talking to that oversized blue cat he wanted to speak to,
so there's two talking cats in here huh?
Cid: "hahaha let's see how many we can fit in our mouths!"
Blue Cat: "good idea!"
they both proceed to put small napkins in their mouths as if doing the chubby bunny challenge
Liekable: "uh.....hello?"
Liekable looks at the two with confusion
Cid: "ofhm...heh lalkeble!"
Blue Cat: "ssssup?"
"please spit those out you both...."
the two do as told and....accidentally spit the napkins right in Liekable's shirt
Blue Cat: "oops! didn't mean to do that!"
Cid: "yeah but it's funny Ahaha!"
Liekable sighs before picking off the wet napkins off his black shirt
Liekable: "so care to introduce your new friend to me?"
Blue Cat: "hey heyyy, leave the introduction to me!"
the blue cat exclaims before showing Liekable....actually shoving the paper in Liekable's face
"Cheeta, the ultimate guitarist!"
(character information, this boi is from Kitty is Not A Cat show and I'd be straight up with you and just tell you that he's straight retarded...sometime makes a good point here and there but most of the time he's a little confused but got the spirit in himself....and hey! it's an English show so if you guys want to catch up on it....or just want to understand Cheeta better then go watch his compilation video on YouTube uploaded by the official kitty is not a cat channel....yay!)
a cat that plays the guitar....why does that sound familiar to me?
Cheeta: "so hey! you're another human just like my friend Kitty!"
Liekable: "it appears so"
Cid: "hey this guy is pretty cool!"
Cheeta: "cool? I'm actually feeling kinda hot"
Liekable: "they mean....nevermind, so you play the guitar?"
Cheeta: "yep, and playing it loud is the best way to play the guitar! even at the costs of my hearing"
that does not sound healthy
Liekable: "so how'd you end up here?"
Cid: "same as us dude....it looks like nobody remembers anything"
Cheeta's smile finally drops down and he looks down in thought
Cheeta: "yeah....all i remember is plugging in my guitar to the speakers and before i could even shred one riff i end up seeing all black! i thought i fell asleep at that moment"
Liekable: "wouldn't that be the same thing?"
Cheeta: "nope there's a difference between sleeping and being knocked out!"
you aren't half wrong
Cheeta: "yeah like sleeping is when you go to dreamland and dream of tuna while being knocked out is like getting hit by a ball and just laying there letting the darkness take toll"
....what?
Cid: "you're so smart Cheeta!"
Cheeta: "thanks! Miley thinks otherwise but what does she know right?"
Liekable: "who's Miley ?"
Cheeta: "she's one of my friends, and she's like super smart! and oh there's Nazz, Spook And Ming and Oh Kitty! yep Kitty is one of us too! well she's not a cat but we try to teach her how to be human everyday and oooooh boy she's totally cool and can dance like crazy! and we have these grumpy neighbors that we like to steal stuff from and we like to learn about humans-"
Liekable: "Cheeta you're running out of breath!"
Cheeta stops blabbering and pants heavily as he talked way too much just now
Cid: "woah.....you remind me of the Professor's annoying daughter with the way you were blabbering Ha!"
Cheeta: "s-sorry got a little excited there!"
Liekable: "it's cool, anyways I'll meet the next few people and you two take it easy now okay?"
Cid: "no promises!"
Cheeta: "take what easy? is it a thing or."
Liekable quickly walks away from the two and hurries to the next person
those two mean well but if they weren't a headache generator then i don't know what, sheesh!
the next person Liekable approaches is another a little girl with....she's completely green.....at this point Liekable doesn't want to ask any more questions
Liekable: "hey ther-"
???: "augh don't talk to me!"
sigh....i already know where this is going
Liekable: "i just want to know your name"
???: "why should i tell you my name you tall poorly dressed man?"
she spoke with an odd accent and her voice was a bit scratchy....and her expression showed annoyance
Liekable: "i already know what kind of person you are, so how about we just get on with the introductions and go our separate ways?"
she grunts angrily before giving in
???: "Fine....i shall tell you my name! and you'd better remember it once I rule the world"
Liekable: "say it already!"
???: "do not rush me boy!"
she gives him a glare and shows him his own paper
"i am Vendetta! ruler of clamburg and the most terrifying being to roam this pathetic world! I'm the Ultimate Fiend Maker!"
(character information again yeah....so you guys probably saw the YouTube series, Cartoons In Danganronpa right? well Vendetta is from the cartoon Making Fiends and all of the episodes are available on youtube and they're fairly short....go watch them to know Vendetta's character better because I'm trash at explaining them lol)
fiend maker? what kinda....nevermind
Liekable: "what does it mean by Fiend Maker?"
Vendetta: "stupid boy didn't you say that you only wanted introductions before you'd leave me to my peace?"
Liekable: "yeah.....but your ultimate got my interest, isn't nice to have somebody acknowledge your talent?"
Vendetta: "well BOY, my fiend making business isn't something that your innocent self should concern yourself with, but if you must bother me then.. let's just say that the fiends i make are enough to take over an entire town with my command! and that has already been done, i shall do the same to this place and send my fiends after whoever brought me here without my permission as well!"
okay.... she might be a little too dangerous to be around, you'd expect for somebody to sneer and say yeah right after hearing all that but...something tells me that she's saying the truth about her fiends and the whole ruling thing
Liekable: "i see then.....well let me tell you about my name-"
Vendetta: "not interested!"
Liekable: "but i didn't-"
Vendetta: "i don't care! i already told you my name and talent so just go away now!"
Liekable: "......"
Vendetta: "what?"
Liekable: "....."
Vendetta: "stop staring at me like that at once you fool!"
Liekable leans in further making Vendetta uneasy and aggravated more
Vendetta: "Ugh what do you want from me?!"
Liekable: "let me introduce myself"
Vendetta: "GRRRR but i don't care!"
Liekable: "....."
Vendetta: "Ugh fine okay whatever just say what you want but i won't be listening!"
Liekable smirks in victory and tells her his name and talent
Liekable: "name is Liekable Urbz, and my talent is the ultimate Errand Boy"
Vendetta: "both of them are utterly pathetic, how dare you waste my time with such information?"
Liekable: "i thought you said you weren't gonna listen?"
Vendetta: "JUST GO AWAY BEFORE I SEND MY FIENDS AFTER YOU!"
after getting yelled at, Liekable quickly walks away from the green demon child and onto the next person which happens to be a rather shorter person
they have a uneasy look mixed in with a bored look and they look around the place rapidly before laying their eyes on Liekable who approached with a smile
Liekable: "hey man, i assume you also woke up here with no memory of how huh?"
the person stares Liekable up and down for a moment....
that's weird...his hair seems sorta odd and what are these orange things sticking out of his hair?
Liekable: "uh.....sorry but can you understand me?"
Short Man: "......yeah"
they say with a emotionless voice
Liekable: "oh well....my name is Liekable Urbz and i uh....my name talent was said to be the ultimate Errand Boy according to the paper, what about yours?"
Short Man: "sigh.....okay sure....here"
they reach in their pocket and pull their paper out before reading it in a deadpanned voice
"i'm Thorn......the ultimate Chef or whatever...."
(character information, so this dude is from a Latin American show called Lilybuds, i don't think the English episodes are available on youtube but....you can try finding them on certain websites which I'm too afraid to mention cause i don't want to get kicked off the site somehow....but yes...here's Thorn he cooks and has a natural deadpan voice)
Liekable: "Thorn....that's an unique name"
Thorn merely shrugs
Thorn: "it's just a name...."
Liekable notices that Thorn seems to be on the edge for some reason....as if he's afraid of being near someone like Liekable himself
Liekable: "hey are you alright? you seem to be....tense"
Thorn sighs and crosses his arms
Thorn: "look i just got abducted somehow and brought into this weird place with weird looking people that i don't even know what plant species they are....and I'm not used to your kind"
what? what's he talking about, isn't Thorn human too?
Liekable: "i.....i don't understand....Thorn what do you mean by my kind? and what do you mean by plant species?"
Thorn: "well....ugh okay that was really awful of me to say, let me explain this.....I'm not really allowed to but....let's just say that I'm not really one of you okay? if you couldn't tell already I'm a Thorn....and somewhat have some brambles in me too, basically I'm a plant....and the people I've met so far have been nothing but....weird looking creatures.....and by your kind i meant.....humans "
humans? do Thorn's people have a problem with humans or....augh I just don't get it
Liekable: "this is really confusing.....but....i can assure you that I'm not gonna hurt you or anything, there are a few people here that might seem a little odd but....overall everybody just wants to leave this place and pretend that nothing happened so it is only a matter of time before-"
Thorn: "you can't promise that"
Liekable: "w-what?"
Thorn: "don't try to sugarcoat it....we're here for a reason, the windows are blocked so what makes you think that the exits won't be too?"
Liekable: "....."
Thorn sighs at the lack of response as he already expected that sort of answer
Thorn: "look just....i need to collect myself right now, can we cut this conversation short?"
i think Thorn wants to be left alone...
Liekable: "of course.....bye Thorn"
Thorn just mutters something and looks away
that was weird....oh there's Test Tube and the flower person
Liekable walks to them and overhears their conversation
Test Tube: "okay so you're telling me that you also ended up in a highly bizarre and life risking competition too hosted by a insane person that puts their contestants through illogical and deadly challenges?"
Flower Person: "um TOTALLY! our host was much worse though, they burnt us alive before and made us go through so many dumb challenges that had no real purpose most of the time...and don't even get me started on that speaker junk box"
(also saying Flower Person seems kinda obvious.....since you already know who this is probably....maybe.... or not idk damn)
Liekable: "uh hello?"
Flower Person: Augh!
the sentient Flower yelps in surprise at the sudden appearance of Liekable
Likable: "oh I'm sorry i didn't meant to scare you like that!"
Test Tube: "Liekable! make your incoming presence known vocally the next time you sneak up on our ordinary conversation"
yeah....i really should've thought of that first
Flower Person: "it's...alright, i am a brave girl and that totally didn't scare me much....uh...yeah"
sure it didn't.
Liekable: "yeah well....i thought you would react differently considering what i am"
Flower Person: "huh? what do you mean by that?"
Liekable: "well uh.....i'm a human, and judging from the fact that Test Tube was intrigued by one of my....acquaintance's appearance I'd thought you would be surprised as well"
Flower Person: "not really? we uh...actually had people like you from where I'm from"
wait what?
Liekable: "wait are you for real?"
Flower Person: "uh-huh, i think it was some human called Dave....oh there was one called Dora too! yeah they sorta looked weird but i got used to it"
Test Tube: "that's so interesting....could it be that you and i share a similar life back home?"
Flower Person: "ugh no way, I'm not into science that much....i don't think i can even do math that well"
Test Tube: "oh.....well, i guess this isn't new...."
Test Tube looks away with disappointment
Liekable mentally winced at the sight and decides to quickly say something to cut the awkwardness
Liekable: "so uh hey let's do some introductions shall we?"
the Flower smiles in excitement
Flower Person: "oh yeah! i love showing people my ultimate talent, and it is an ULTIMATE because my talent is just that good and-and if you say otherwise then I'll....I'll bop you on the nose!"
Liekable: "s-sure thing....so uh what's your name and talent"
Flower Person: "hold on i gotta look cool and edgy for this, people tell me that agitated expressions are the best way to make an impression on someone!"
they clean their throat and put on a grumpy expression before finally explaining
"Flower, that's right the very same Flower! and i am the Ultimate Sweater Maker, want me to make one for you? don't try to Refuse!"
(character information.....just watch BFDI and witness her entire character arc, it's so good)
Test Tube: "that was....longer than necessary"
Liekable: "i honestly didn't know what else to expect when i first saw you...."
Flower frowns and puts her hands on her hip
Flower: "what do you mean by that? are you trying to say that my name and talent isn't great? wait....are you saying that I'm not beautiful?!"
Liekable: "wha? nononono that isn't what i meant!"
Flower: "then what is it? you better hurry up or you're getting bopped on the nose!"
oh the horror!
Liekable: "w-well see it's just that i...that i thought you would have a different name and uh....i honestly didn't expect for your talent to be that of making sweaters-WHICH is a good thing by the way!"
Flower calms down a bit after hearing his explanation
Flower: "oh....okay that makes sense, my bad...."
Liekable: "it is alright....so i assume that you also ended up here with....basically no memories of when or how you got here"
Flower: "well you're right, but then again this could be another challenge....hmmm"
Test Tube: "but you told me that you won BFDI already though?"
Flower: "i did? oh yeah i really did win....then i don't know why the heck I'm here!"
Liekable: "nobody here knows....most of us woke up without any explanation, Mr.B suggested that this could be a criminal activity or a kidnapping but it was just a theory"
Flower: "Mr.B? i dunno but he seemed kinda stupid to me...."
Liekable: "i think you're talking about Cheeta..."
Flower: "oh oops!"
Test Tube sighs heavily
Test Tube: "i really don't get this....maybe Mephone4 is up to this.....i just can't come up with a real answer"
Liekable: "try not to overwork yourself again Tube, everything should eventually clear up sooner or later"
Flower: "yeah, spread positivity not negativity.....this seems like the perfect time to make happy sweaters if you ask me!"
Test Tube: "with what material though?"
Flower smiles and lifts a finger as if she knows the answer to that before she realizes that she doesn't have anything to say back with
Flower: "uh.....oh i guess we're all sold out for now heheh...."
Test Tube just rolls their eyes in response
Liekable: "you two have fun with this, i gotta talk to that one final person...."
Liekable then leaves the two alone and makes his way towards the blond girl Adèle ran after,
which Adèle was still arguing with by the way
Adèle: "UGLY!"
Blond Girl: "FREAK!"
Adèle: "BARBIE ADDICT!"
Blond Girl: "WEIRDO!"
Liekable: "girls"
the two look at Liekable now
Blond Girl: "oh my gosh who even are you, and what are you wearing?! that look sooooo tacky and ugly!"
Adèle: "you have no right to be calling someone else ugly! do you even use a mirror?!"
the Blond girl growls in anger and the tension gets higher
what's with these two? do they know each other like how Peter knew Y/n?
Liekable: "you two....is it really the right time to be arguing now?"
Adèle: "oh I'll do more than arguing alright!"
Blond Girl: "don't blame me, this weirdo freak came screaming on my face saying that this is all my fault or whatevs...."
Adèle: "because it is your fault! you never learn when to stop messing with me and always bound to try and do something stupid that you immediately regret!"
Blond Girl: "excuse me? you won't even leave me for one day without pushing me onto the ground and trying to set my hair on fire! it's not my fault that you're the biggest weirdo in the school!!"
Adèle grumbles and before she could jump and start pounding the girl,
Liekable scoops her up and holds her under his arm
Adèle: "UGH what are you doing?! let go of me right now, i want to hit that stupid ugly freak so BAD!"
Liekable: "ugh....i really can't let that happen"
the blond girl smirks and scoffs
Blond Girl: "that's right, keep that freak on a leash"
Liekable sighs and gives the girl a annoyed look
Liekable: "i can already tell that you're one of those stuck up people.....can you please stop insulting her for a second and explain just why you and Adèle were arguing about?"
the girl groans and rolls their eyes
Blond Girl: "oh mon Dieu....she was just being a freak as usual and blaming her me for bringing her here or whatever....it's not like i know how i got here either"
Liekable sighs, as expected....she doesn't know as well
Liekable: "you too hu-OW Adèle no biting!"
Adèle: "release me or suffer my wrath!"
Blond Girl stares at Adèle chewing on Liekable's shirt and wrinkles her nose in disgust
Blond Girl: "you just can't stop being a weirdo for one second...."
Adèle: "oh look who's talking you barbie, shop obsessed little ghoul-"
Liekable: "ENOUGH!"
Liekable nearly shouts at the top of his lungs which makes the two of them quickly shut up,
Liekable sighs and notices that he got some of the people from the back staring at him,
god...thanks for this you two
Liekable sets Adèle down and gives her an angry look
Liekable: "now listen here, i don't want to hear any more arguments from you, now go over to another table while i talk with your friend"
"she's not my friend!" the two girls say at the same time
Liekable: "i don't care, just go"
Adèle: "why should i listen to your orders?"
Liekable: "Adèle.....GO now!"
Adèle grumbles as Liekable's angry stare somehow gets under her nerves
Adèle: "yeah, OK....but just know that I'd get back at you for this"
i watch her storm and sigh to myself for the hundredth time it seemed like, why is everyone so stubborn here?
Blond Girl: "what a freak...."
Liekable: "okay.....let's start this again, my name is Liekable Urbz, and i am the ultimate Errand Boy"
the blonde snorts which makes Liekable groan
Blond Girl: "seriously? that's sooo lame"
Liekable: "yeah well it doesn't matter, I'd like to know your name and talent in return now, and please just don't make this any harder than it already is"
the young girl rolls her eyes and puts her hand on her bag before finally finding that paper
Blond Girl: "if i tell you my name and that talent thing or whatever, would you just leave me alone then, no offense but you seem like a weirdo too....probably was in school as well"
Liekable: "get on with it"
Blond Girl: "oh my gosh don't be so rude!"
Liekable: "sorry....but please just tell me already"
Blond Girl: "ugh okay okay.....I'm Jade, the most prettiest girl you probably know right now and my fabulous talent is...the ultimate beauty popular girl!"
(character information another character from Mortelle Adèle....since there's no English translation for the comics yet as i mentioned, all you need to know is that this girl is one of these bratty Disney mean popular girls the ones obsessed with fashion, being pretty, making themselves look the best and just being sassy rude people in general....yeah)
Liekable: "ultimate.....beauty popular girl?"
Jade: "well it's totally right about me being beautiful and popular, just look at me!"
Jade poses and Liekable almost gets blinded by their glitter and glow
Adèle: "wow.....just wow, i didn't know that anybody would have a talent worse than Liekable's but you managed to impress me"
Liekable: "Adèle?! didn't i tell you to leave?"
Adèle: "you really thought i was going to listen?"
good point.
Jade grunts and glares at Adèle
Jade: "as if yours is better than mine, is your talent being the ultimate weirdo or freak?"
Adèle: "it's the ultimate deadly menace and I'm sure YOU would agree that it is accurate considering how many times I've made your life miserable!"
Jade: "puh-lease! as if that talent is anything special"
Liekable: "girls can we please not do this right now....?"
Adèle: "this is a business for women, why don't you just scram already?"
Liekable: "i don't want anybody getting hurt"
Jade: "as if I'd lay my perfect nails on that creature's skin EWW!"
Adèle: "OH THAT'S IT COME HERE YOU LITTL-"
before I could scoop Adèle in my arms again, a loud screech coming from above gains the attention of everyone in the Cafeteria
it only takes a moment to realize that the P.A system is playing
???: "hello hello hello? testing, 1 2 3, is this thing on? ah good! attention everyone, this is an official announcement for you all to gather up in the gym if you're looking for answers as to why you woke up in this fine academy! don't be late now~'
after that announcement Adèle and Jade forgotten about their little fight and were just staring at each other in silence
Y/n: "why does that voice sound familiar...?"
Peter: "probably cuz it's yo mama"
Cheeta: "but how did that voice come in? i didn't see them talking in here-GASP are they a ghost??"
Test Tube: "are you serious....?"
Libby: "i-it sounded eerie to me....i really don't like this"
Nikocado: "HMPH how dare they interrupt my free time? I'm calling cooperates!"
Karen: "WAS THAT THE MANAGER?! OH I'M GONNA SUE THEIR ASS TO OBLIVION AS SOON AS I GET TO THAT GYM!"
Mr.B claps his hands to get everyone's attention
Mr.B: "okay ladies and gentlemen, perhaps we should all accompany each other to the gym, this could be a trap so it would be foolish to go alone"
Vendetta: "but going in herds is not? you make no sense you stupid cat"
Mr.B: "better than nothing right? unless you want to sit here and fry your brain overthinking how you got here then I'd advise coming with me....so who wants to go?"
Flower: "i wanna! if i find the guy who kidnapped us then i'll...uh I'll pinch their cheek and then force them to buy my sweaters!"
Michelle: "i also want to know why we're here....my dad is probably worried sick and i just want to go home already....I'm coming with you!"
Cheeta: "me too!"
Cid: "count me in, and if there's a bad guy waiting for us there then don't worry cause I'd use my bazooka and fists to beat them up like the Chad hero i am!"
Thorn: "how reassuring...."
Jade: "I'm coming too, this weirdo on the speaker is going to regret bringing me here!"
Y/n: "fuck it....might as well know who's behind this shit"
soon enough people like Nikocado, Karen, Cheeta and Cid, along with Jade, Y/n, and Vendetta, Thorn, Michelle, Flower all take Mr.B's side
what is going on...who was that speaking on the P.A? and why does my gut tell me that something bad is gonna happen....this isn't good
Mr.B: "are you five coming?"
Liekable is snapped out of his thoughts by Mr.B's voice and he sees that he along with Adèle, Peter, Test Tube and Libby are the only ones who didn't decide whether they want to go or not
Liekable: "uh...."
Peter: "hey I'm just fucking lazy right now ya know"
Test Tube: "it's not that, we're just worried about all of this.....there's a high possibility of us getting harmed if we went to the gym"
Mr.B: "that possibility fits with staying here too...."
Test Tube: "...."
it looks like Mr.B got her....
Libby looks a little shaky and nervous
Libby: "i....i just don't feel good"
Nikocado: "ugh do you need to poo or something? just do it in your pants like how i do"
Michelle: "that's....that's gross!"
Y/n: "you have no fucking idea...."
Cid: "come on you guys, there's no reason to be afraid!"
Cheeta: "yeah! i heard that ghosts can't touch us since they're all ghostie and transpired!"
Thorn: "transparent Cheeta....it's transparent"
Cheeta: "what i said!"
Liekable: "i mean.....we just-"
Adèle: "we're coming!"
Test Tube: "hold on a minute, you cannot choose on behalf of us!"
Adèle: "i can't believe that you're all scared of a stupid annoying voice! why am i even standing near you anyways?"
Adèle quickly goes over to Mr.B's side and stares at Liekable and the four in anger
Adèle: "if you don't go with us now then we'll just leave you here!"
Vendetta: "that girl got the right idea, stop wasting our time!"
Peter: "why are you all so pissed off L.O.L"
Y/n: "did you really just spell out LOL? ain't no way boy...."
Libby: "please don't be mad at us guys we just.....we just aren't sure about this"
Test Tube: "the person in the P.A did mention giving us answers.....is it really right to trust them?"
can we trust them...?
...
there is no other option
so with a calm voice Liekable says
Liekable: "i think we should go....if they're willing to answer our questions then it's worth going right?"
Test Tube: "that makes sense..."
Libby: "oh gee....i-i guess it's okay then"
Peter: "K then we cumming, i mean coming"
Flower: "you said it right the first time though...."
Peter just stares at her silently
Mr.B: "alright with that settled....let's go"
with that we all walked out of the Cafeteria in large groups
Test Tube helped guide us throughout the supposed academy along with Mr.B, it was great to have somebody smart in here....we managed to find the gym shortly
once we got there we noticed how large the place was, with a stage in front of us that had some big red curtains and an odd symbol on the wooden floor beneath our feet
Adèle looks around the place and groans when there's nobody else in here
Adèle: "where are they? show yourself!"
Jade: "ugh your voice is so ugly still..."
Adèle: "you-"
Y/n: "HOLY FUCK JUST SHUT THE HELL UP GODDAMN IT STEWIE I'M SHITTING!"
Thorn: "what....??"
Y/n: "yes"
Nikocado: "that's my job! stop stealing my spotlight, EEEEEEE!"
Mr.B sighs and rubs their temple as Liekable almost does the same thanks to these obnoxious people....
Karen: "GIVE ME YOUR MANAGER AT ONCE!"
Peter: "there's nobody but dust particles in here"
Cheeta: "i don't see them?"
Cid: "i think they're ghost dust!"
Cheeta: "woah!"
Vendetta: "both of you make me want to rip out my hair, just stop talking!!"
Flower: so what now? did we get tricked to come here for no reason?"
???: "Phuhuhuhu~ oh it wasn't for no reason at all!"
Liekable: "who said that?!"
Michelle: "h-hey stop hiding from us already!"
???: "hiding? why would i hide my adorable face from people, why don't you all take a look at the stage!"
everybody immediately turn to the stage and then it happens
a little small bear jumped out of nowhere, it was with two different colored sides....fully white on the right and pure dark on the left, a black dot like eye on the right and an odd red...scar like eye on the left and a bellybutton that sticks out....what was more unsettling was that huge smile on his face
???: "TADAAAA~ here am i!"
....
everybody stayed silent
???: "....."
....
???: ".....WOW! not even single reaction from any of you?!"
Peter: ".....what the fuck?!"
???: "nevermind there it is!"
w-....what is that?
Cheeta: "a talking teddy bear! but it's totally different than Kitty's"
???: "i'm no teddy bear!....I'm a sexy bear! and not only that but i am also this school's headmaster, MONOKUMA!"
Y/n: "coomer?"
Monokuma: "eh? what am i, some huge black guy?"
Libby: "w-w-what??"
Monokuma: "Phuhuhu~ oh forgive me, i keep forgetting that there's a few underage kiddies in here too, i need to stay professional or i'll get chopped up by the columbian cartel!"
Adèle: "did you bring us here you stupid toy?"
Monokuma: "why yes i did!"
Thorn: "why?"
Monokuma: "Why? what do you mean? didn't your parents teach you how important school is, are you telling me that you don't want to stay in school and do drugs with your irresponsible friends??"
Mr.B: "no....what we really want to know is why you practically kidnapped 16 of us in here, something that's ILLEGAL to do in all civilized societies!"
Mr.B almost shouts as his calm voice now turned more angry
Nikocado: "great going you made the cat angry, i told you all not to feed the CAAAATS!"
Karen: "YOU! YOU'RE IN SO MUCH SHIT YOU LITTLE CHEAP CHINESE TOY!"
Monokuma: "c-chinese???
Karen: "I'M GONNA SUE YOUR ASS IF YOU DON'T EXPLAIN YOURSELF RIGHT NOW, WHY DID YOU BRING US HERE?!"
Monokuma snickers and puts his knob like hands to his mouth barely covering his nasty grin
Monokuma: "why i brought you all here?....well the answer is simple!"
Liekable: ".....what...what is it?"
Monokuma: "despair."
Libby: "huh?"
Monokuma: "you heard me all-right there little Miss, i brought you all here for Despair! isn't it wonderful?!"
Adèle: "the only Despair here would be me dissecting your cotton body!"
Monokuma: "oh no doctor do i have cancer? PHUHUHUHU~!"
Adèle growls at him but thankfully Mr.B stops her before she could do anything stupid
Mr.B: "don't play games with us, i can tell that isn't the only reason why we're here.....you better speak now or your sentence will be longer than it already is right now"
Monokuma: "Phuhubu~....how very detective of you B, i suppose you're right about there being another reason as to why you're lovely people are here for"
Test Tube: "then do tell...."
Monokuma chuckles before his red eye starts glowing
Monokuma: "you're all here for.......my killing game!"
....
Vendetta: "killing game? you make no sense bear!"
Monokuma: "how so? you're all here for my killing game! which should be obvious enough"
Libby shakes and her face is pale now in fear
Libby: "k-k-k-k-k-killing g-g-game????"
Y/n: "you broke her, fucking neat"
Flower: "oh no that look isn't good on you!"
Michelle: "calm down!"
Michelle holds Libby still and tries to comfort her down
Peter: "so like....what do you mean dude"
Monokuma: "basically you're all trapped inside my academy with no way out! all the exits and any sort of communication from the outside world has been BLOCKED OFF, so you all better get comfortable and start planning your futures in here cause you're going nowhere anytime soon Ahahahaha!"
Jade: "what....? this is.... this is LAME let me leave you ugly thing!"
Monokuma: "WAH! MY FEELINGS!"
Nikocado: "THIS IS RIDICULOUS I'M CALLING SUSAN TO BAN YOUR CHANNEL!"
Karen: "HOW DARE YOU LOCK ME IN HERE?! I'LL SUE YOU FOR EVERY PENNY!"
Test Tube: "you can't sue animals!"
Karen: "WATCH ME!"
Peter: "dude what the actual fuck is going on?"
Y/n: "i still feel like blaming your ass..."
Peter: "blame deez nuts hoe!"
Vendetta: "you cannot do this! I'll send my Fiends after you!"
Monokuma: "oh yes i can! as your headmaster my word is rule yo!"
Thorn: "what does this have to do with the killing game....?"
Liekable: "y-yeah....what is this killing game anyway?!"
Monokuma: "oh yeah! there is however a way to escape from here with my permission!"
Adèle: "and what's that?"
Monokuma giggles
Monokuma: "you gotta disturb the school life!"
Michelle: "disturb.....the school life?"
Mr.B: "start talking! what do you mean by that?"
Monokuma: "why, you just gotta KILL someone in order to leave, which in this case is called graduation!"
my stomach drops at the sheer mention of that.....what is wrong with this thing!?
Liekable: "what....what do you....what....WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! KILL SOMEBODY TO LEAVE?"
everybody is surprised by Liekable's shouting
Cid: "woah...."
Monokuma: "Phuhuhuhu~ yep i'm totally serious"
Nikocado: "by kill you mean....?"
Monokuma: "stabbing, choking, beating, electrifying, drowning, hanging or what else sick and dirty creativity you have in your minds! but you cannot just stab someone in the bathroom and call it a day, you gotta be real clever with your killing and then covering up the evidence or else you'll be caught!"
everybody was in shock.....
first they wake up here with no recollection of what happened,
then they all meet each other, people of all kinds
and now they're....forced to kill each other in order to leave this place?
Liekable didn't know what to say nor what to do.....he just stood there in silence and watched as the animated bear laughed and giggled at the fear in everybody's eyes....
this.....was going to be a nightmare
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Remaining Students: 16
