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Oscar hiccuped, "Hey, hot stuff, what brings you here?"
"I don't know," Richard laughed, swirling his glass in his hand, "Fucking guys like you~?"
"Mmm, sure."
...
"You're not a bad kisser~"
"How many guys have you said that to?"
"Mmmm... maybe twenty~"
"You slut~"
"Mhmm..."
"Get on your knees."
...
"Where... Where did you get this size?"
"My dad, I guess."
"My God."
"I know. Now come on, dear. It ain't gonna suck itself."
Oscar rolls his eyes.
"Well? Are you gonna- OhhHhhHH~ Oscar~"
...
"You taste amazing~"
"Yeah, yeah. Get up here~"
...
"Are you gonna- OhH~"
"What? Sensitive ass?"
"Don't do that..." Oscar rubs his bare posterior. Richard shrugs, "I'm going in now."
"Alright. Just be gentLeEeeE-~"
Richard laughs, "What?"
"Stop it! I-It hurts!"
"Okay, okay, take your time."
...
"It's-it's good. You can..."
"You sure?"
"Just do it!"
"Fine~"
"Why aren't you- gaaAHh-~"
"Shhh..."
...
"You... you won't tell Mary, right?"
"Oh, look, you're sober."
"Shut up. I said, you won't tell Mary?"
"Why would I tell my sister that I had sex with her fiancé?"
"Exactly."
"Well, I won't."
"Fine. I'll take it."
"Also, come to my house after your honeymoon to check that lung problem, yeah?"
"Mmm, sure. We forget about this, right?"
"Yep."
After they actually became brothers in law, they're relationship turned platonic.
Until The Transgression happened.