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*Hanako added Nene Yashiro, Kou Minamoto, and Mitsuba Sousuke to the groupchat*
*Hanako changed the name of the groupchat to 'toilet gang'*
Kou: that's a lame name
*Hanako changed Kou Minamoto's name to 'Lame bitch'*
*Mitsuba changed Kou Minamoto's name to 'lame ass earrings'*
Nene: why
Nene: we already have a groupchat
*Hanako changed Nene Yashiro's name to 'Radish legs'*
Radish legs: not funny :(
Hanako: ok sorry
*Hanako changed Nene Yashiro's name to 'hopeless romantic'*
hopeless romantic: no :(((
*Mitsuba changed hopeless romantic's name to 'lonely radish'*
Hanako: hkgllffflfdlfllglfl
Hanako: great job Mitsuba
*lonely radish changed Hanako's name to 'toilet bitch'*
toilet bitch: not a bad choice
toilet bitch: as expected of my assistant
lame ass earrings: why are we here
toilet bitch: excellent question minamoto
toilet bitch: I got bored
lonely radish: we have a groupchat already
Mitsuba: we do not
*Hanako changed Mitsuba's name to 'loner'*
loner: SHUT UP
loner: YOU WERE THE ONE THAT DIDN'T ADD ME
loner: STUPID TOILET BITCH
lame ass earrings: calm down
lonely radish: hey our names kinda match
loner: shut ip
toilet bitch: ip
lame ass earrings: ip
lonely radish: ip
loner: you guys are annoying
toilet bitch: I can make it worse
*toilet bitch added Tsukasa Yugi and Akane Aoi*
*toilet bitch changed Tsukasa Yugi's name to 'menace'*
*toilet bitch changed Akane Aoi's name to 'simp'*
simp: I am not a simp
menace: helllooooooo
loner: omg he made it worse
loner: fucking kill me
lonely radish: hey akane :))
simp: why tf am I here
simp: I don't know most of you
simp: how did you get my number
toilet bitch: magic 🌟🌈
simp: this is hell
toilet bitch: I can make it worse
simp: I doubt it
loner: do not doubt it
manace: hanako where are you
loner: why is he here
manace: hello mitsuba :)))))
loner: fuck
lonely radish: helloooo
lonely radish: Hanako you never talk about your brother :(((
menace: right 😢
toilet bitch: I have my reasons
simp: who are you all
lonely radish: Hanako and Tsukasa are from the other class in the same grade as us
lonely radish: Kou and Mitsuba are from the middle school division
simp: ah yeah I heard about kou from Teru
lonely radish: no reason in particular but do you have Yeru's number
toilet bitch: I do!!!
*toilet bitch added Teru Minamoto*
simp: fuck
Teru: you shouldn't swear in front of the middle schoolers 😁💞
simp: get me out of here
toilet bitch: I put it on lock so none of you can escape
toilet bitch: consider it my own twisted form of entertainment
loner: Kou and Nene aren't suffering
loner: so why do me and the musty redhead have to suffer
simp: musty
loner: you probably smell like onions you disgusting bitch
Teru: Mitsuba, please refrain from swearing
simp: I BATH 3 TIMES A DAY FUCK YOU
Teru: second warning 😊
loner: you're gonna die lmao
simp: I still have one warning left
toilet bitch: aoi isnt that pretty
simp: FUCK YOU
Teru: 🥰🥰
loner: glfklflflfllflffldldm
loner: you're gonna dieeee
menace: why are you guys talking without me :(((
loner: you suck
menace: you're gonna die in 3 days
lame ass earrings: what
Teru: hello kou 🥰 good to see you made friends 💞💓❣
loner: even your brother knows you suck at making friends lmao
lame ass earrings: you can't talk
*Shijima Mei added Shijima Mei to the Groupchat*
Mei: enemies to lovers, slowburn, 100k
toilet bitch: what the fuck
toilet bitch: how did you do that
toilet bitch: please teach me your power
Mei: I have a lot of secrets
lonely radish: go to sleep hoes
loner: rip to the musty redhead he went to a sleep he isn't waking up from
lame ass earrings: Teru did you really kill him :(((
Teru: of course not 🥰🥰
lonely radish: Aoi called me
lonely radish: she heard screaming in akane's house
simp: sjut yp
toilet bitch: I think he meant "shut up"
lonely radish: at least we know he's alive now
Teru: good night 🥰💓❣😊
lame ass earrings: you shouldn't deflect the topic teru...