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That's not my story... it's 300 words too short.
That's not my story... its pronouns are too contrived.
That's not my story... the protagonist's name keeps changing.
That's not my story... what's this dried fruit?
That's not my story... it's not back from beta yet.
That's not my story... it has too many superfluous flamboyant adjectives.
That's not my story... its porn is too vanilla.
That's not my story... the rot13 is wrong.
That's not my story... its conclusion is 15000 words away.
That's not my story... its optional details aren't optional.
That's my story... three hours before the deadline :-)