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Midoriya Izuku has made the chat history visible to everyone
Midoriya Izuku joined this conversation
Midoriya Izuku renamed this chat “1-A Hoes”
Midoriya Izuku added Todoroki Shouto, Kaminari Denki and 17 others to the chat
Midoriya Izuku: Welcome, to the one, the only…
Midoriya Izuku: 1-A Hoes!
Todoroki Shouto: Midoriya…
Midoriya Izuku: Yes, Todoroki?
Todoroki Shouto: Why have you made a group chat?
Midoriya Izuku: For the shenanigans, of course!
Ashido Mina: is this a group chat I hear?!
Midoriya Izuku: Only the best for my friends~!
Ashido Mina: yes!! mido i love you!
Iida Tenya: While I appreciate the thought you put towards this wonderful class bonding activity, the name is not appropriate! I expected better, Midoriya.
Midoriya Izuku: Why Iida, “Hoes” stands for “Honourable and Outstandingly Excellent Students”!
Iida Tenya: I see. I apologize my jumping to conclusions!
Bakugou Katsuki is online
Bakugou Katsuki: WHY THE FUCK DID YOU ADD ME TO YOUR STUPID FUCKING GROUP CHAT DEKU?!
Bakugou Katsuki has left the chat
Midoriya Izuku has added Bakugou Katsuki to the chat
Midoriya Izuku: Bad Kacchan!
Bakugou Katsuki: WHAT THE HELL DEKU?! I’M NOT A DOG!
Todoroki Shouto: Did anyone else notice the lack of curse before the ‘dog’?
Ashido Mina: i did. so, katsuki has a soft spot eh?
Bakugou Katsuki has changed their name to KiNg ExPlOsIoN mUrDeR
KiNg ExPlOsIoN mUrDeR: SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU EXTRAS. I DO NOT.
Midoriya Izuku: Kacchan, you seem to have forgotten my stack of blackmail with your name on it.
KiNg ExPlOsIoN mUrDeR: DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE, DEKU.
Midoriya Izuku: ;3c
SpotTheDog.pdfAshido Mina: OH MY GOD.
Todoroki Shouto: Wow, I never would have guessed Bakugou had it in him.
KiNg ExPlOsIoN mUrDeR: SHUT YOUR SHITTY MOUTH, ICYHOT!
Midoriya Izuku: Fufufu~
KiNg ExPlOsIoN mUrDeR: AND YOU, DEKU, I’M COMING FOR YOU SO WATCH THE FUCK OUT!
Midoriya Izuku: I look forward to it, Kacchan~!
Kirishima Eijirou is online
Kirishima Eijirou: …
Kirishima Eijirou: BAKUBRO, THAT’S SO MANLY!
KiNg ExPlOsIoN mUrDeR: Shut it, Shitty Hair.
Ashido Mina has changed their name to Ashido Memer
Ashido Memer: let the fun begin!
Kirishima Eijirou has changed their name to Manly Man
Midoriya Izuku has changed their name to I want to midoridie
I want to midoridie: Anyone know where the others are?
Todoroki Shouto: Nope.
Manly Man: No idea, sorry Midoriya!
I want to midoridie has changed Todoroki Shouto’s name to Steamy Boi
I want to midoridie: Much better!
Steamy Boi: …
Steamy Boi: why, Midoriya?
I want to midoridie: Well, if one side of you is fire and the other side is ice, the middle must be steam, right?
Steamy Boi: I… That’s not how it works.
I want to midoridie: Well, how do you know that? I doubt you’ve ever cut yourself open to see.
Steamy Boi: Midoriya!
Ashido Memer: @Steamy Boi he has a point.
Steamy Boi: Ashido, really?
Manly Man: I agree with Midoriya on this.
Steamy Boi: why do I even bother?
I want to midoridie: You know you love me <3
Steamy Boi: …
Steamy Boi is offline
Ashido Memer: he didn’t deny it.
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Kaminari Denki is online
Kaminari Denki: you guys are fuckin wired…
Manly Man: You mean weird?
Kaminari Denki: If autocorrect was a real person, i’d kill em.
Iida Tenya is online
Iida Tenya: Kaminari! Such language is not befitting of a hero!
Kaminari Denki: ….
Kaminari Denki: Fine, if autocorrect was a real person, I’d unalive em.
Kaminari Denki has changed their name to Pikachu Ripoff
Pikachu Ripoff: Better?
Iida Tenya: Kaminari, how would that be better?
Pikachu Ripoff: I’m not using the word ‘kill’.
Pikachu Ripoff is offline
Iida Tenya: That language is still not befitting of a hero!
Iida Tenya is offline
Yaoyorozu Momo is online
Yaoyorozu Momo: Oh, a chat?
Ashido Memer is online
Ashido Memer: hey momo!
Ashido Memer: yeah, mido made a chat for us
Yaoyorozu Momo: Oh, okay.
Yaoyorozu Momo has changed her name to Creati
Creati: I would scroll through the earlier messages, but I don’t know if I want to.
I want to midoridie is online
Manly Man is online
Pikachu Ripoff is online
Pikachu Ripoff: is Iida gone yet?
Pikachu Ripoff: Thank god, he is.
I want to midoridie: Everyone needs to change their names.
I want to midoridie: Be right back, I’m gonna go get everyone online.
Creati: Okay, Midoriya
Ashido Memer: kk
I want to midoridie is offline
Ojirou Mashirao is online
Manly Man is online
Steamy Boi is online
Ojirou Mashirao: What is this?
Asui Tsuyu is online
Tokoyami Fumikage is online
Uraraka Ochako is online
Aoyama Yuuga is online
Asui Tsuyu: No idea.
Jirou Kyouka is online
Sero Hanta is online
Shouji Mezou is online
Sero Hanta: Midoriya literally came running down the corridor screaming about a group chat
Hagakure Tooru is online
Uraraka Ochako: Yeah, that’s why I’m on!
Kouda Kouji is online
Satou Rikidou is online
I want to midoridie is online
I want to midoridie: Finally, everyone is on.
I want to midoridie: Now, everybody change your name!
LoRd ExPlOsIoN mUrDeR is online
LoRd ExPlOsIoN mUrDeR: DEKU I SWAER TO FUCKING GOD MY PHONE IS GOING APESHIT!
Uraraka Ochako: oh great BAKUGOU is here.
Sero Hanta: Even when he’s online he’s angry.
LoRd ExPlOsIoN mUrDeR: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU TWO!!!!!!!
LoRd ExPlOsIoN mUrDeR has left the chat
I want to midoridie has added Bakugou Katsuki to the chat
LoRd ExPlOsIoN mUrDeR: FOR FUCK’S SAKE DEKU!
I want to midoridie: Fufufu~
Iida Tenya is online
Pikachu Ripoff: WHEE-OO WHEE-OO, CLASS PREZ IS HERE.
Pikachu Ripoff is offline
Jirou Kyouka has changed their name to Free Amp
Free Amp has changed Pikachu Ripoff’s name to Free Charger
Free Amp: There.
Asui Tsuyu has changed their name to FROGGI
Sero Hanta has changed their name to Tape Arms
Kouda Kouji has changed their name to Disney Princess (◕▿◕✿)
Tokoyami Fumikage has changed their name to G Note
G Note: What a mad bouquet of darkness.
Free Amp: I have never agreed more.
Aoyama Yuuga has changed their name to Shine baby, shine *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧
Shine baby, shine *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧: Beautiful, is it not, mon ami?
Hagakure Tooru has changed their name to Violet
Uraraka Ochako has changed their name to Unicorn
I want to midoridie: ??
Unicorn: don’t ask…
Ojirou Mashirao has changed their name to Tailman
Satou Rikidou has changed their name to Pat-a-cake
Tailman: Is that everyone?
Iida Tenya: Have you all forgotten the lesson we have in less than an hour?!
Unicorn: Eep, sorry Iida!
I want to midoridie: Iida, we have 58 minutes to get to class.
Iida Tenya: Exactly! Be quick or you’ll be late!
Iida Tenya is offline
I want to midoridie: …..
Unicorn: You heard the prez!
Unicorn is offline
Tailman is offline
Shine baby, shine *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ is offline
Free Amp is offline
G Note is offline
FROGGI is offline
Tape Arms is offline
Disney Princess (◕▿◕✿) is offline
Shouji Mezou is offline
Pat-a-cake is offline
Steamy Boi is offline
Manly Man is offline
Violet is offline
I want to midoridie: …..
I want to midoridie is offline
LoRd ExPlOsIoN mUrDeR: SERIOUSLY??!!! FIRST YOU WON’T LET ME LEAVE AND NOW YOU ALL ABANDON ME?!! THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS?!
LoRd ExPlOsIoN mUrDeR is offline
I want to midoridie is online
I want to midoridie: ;3c
I want to midoridie is offline