Archive of Our Own

Bio

I like reading. I like writing. I'm lazy. Fan fiction is my escapism.
I pretty much only write smut and angst, and usually both, so... Sorry in advance.
I have been dubbed An Old Fandom Grampa ("herghhh gerroff mah lawn!!")

My fanfiction.net profile is Jaded Expression of Euphoria just in case you see any of this stuff posted there. I am rainbow cake there. Why am I always food?

Why do I never change my profile pics? Cake. Bread (that I took a picture of). A half albino peacock (my tumbls unless pornhub buys it?). I think I'm gonna change some things around here..... hmmm....