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...And I couldn't be bothered to tell you anything about myself, except that we've finally escaped from this hellhole called reality, and everyone's crying about it.
...I couldn't be bothered to tell you that I like the word "bilateral symmetry" way too much to be normal.
...I couldn't be bothered to tell you that my attention span is less apparent than a spoon's.
...I couldn't be bothered to tell you that-