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GRAZEFREE #39: [S] engarde! — Dave Strider VS. Arthur Boyle by Grazefree (tracingswords)
Fandoms: Homestuck, 炎炎ノ消防隊 | Enen no Shouboutai | Fire Force (Manga), 炎炎ノ消防隊 | Enen no Shouboutai | Fire Force (Anime)
14 Jun 2026
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vriska is being a total uber bitch and making dave go on some dumb quest about some stupid dream bubbles i guess i bet nothing exciting will happen during it anyway
Written by Iconboy and posted on his behalf.
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- Part 39 of GRAZEFREE
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Feferi & Eridan have a pitch relationship sweeps after the game puts them back on Alternia. Feferi has won and become empress. She is cracking under the pressure. Eridan is cracking under her.
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I Better Think of My Answers Now, Because I Know Questions Will Be Asked by NidoranDuran
Fandoms: Homestuck
21 Sep 2025
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You've been hired by an eccentric man on a remote island to babysit his granddaughter while he goes on an expedition. Jade is a sheltered girl with no sense of boundaries and even less sense of what's appropriate, and temptation soon takes you. Anonymous commission. Reader is of unspecified gender but has a penis.
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This is inspired by another story I can’t find rn sorry
A story where teen Dave and friends work at a Pizza Hut. After he delivers to your place, you get a little crush and end up getting pizza more often just to see him.
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The troll characters will be in here, if you want to view them as humans go ahead but I don’t think I’ll specify if they’re regular trolls or just humans here
Btw the readers friend group is just a mostly random mix of characters I like 😭 (Terezi, Roxy, Nepeta, Gamzee) and this'll probably have other ships ill tag later,, don't read if you get upset reading other ships you don't like (they won't be super bad.. I think..)Reader is mostly kept gender neutral but there might be some gender terms both feminine and masculine but can just be seen as jokey names. This fic is mostly silly n fun
Debating if it’s gonna be Dave x reader x Karkat idk, I’ll change the tags if I decide to go that way (UPDATE: it’s a davekat x reader YIPPEE!!!)-
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Ts gonna be so peak
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You've determined the hobbies of the monarch you serve are as follows:
1. Ill-timed pranks.
2. Cooking.
3. Subconsciously pulling elaborate political schemes off perfectly, ad infinitum, every one of which inches his mind closer to some ineffable dark chasm you're curious to find the depth of.Anyway, he makes damn good lasagna.
(although part of a series, this fic is a standalone. feel free to read this first!)
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- Part 3 of Catacombs
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ARGHHH the political intrigue... the mystery... the way both john and dirk are characterized... THE FANTASY SETTING.... and OH MY GOD THEY WERE SWITCHES. HOLY SHIT.
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“Oh hell yeah, we’re in this together now hehe” you exclaim as you do a little victory dance.
“TO MY UTTER FUCKING DISMAY AND AGAINST MY WILL. DON'T THINK THIS MAKES US PARTNERS IN CRIME OR ANYTHING." Karkat groans as he stops pacing to glare at you. “I'M JUST TEMPORARILY ALIGNED WITH YOUR INTERESTS TO AVOID CERTAIN DEATH. NOT ALL OF US ARE WALTZING AROUND IN DOUCHEBAG PAJAMAS WITH THAT LUXURY ATTACHED CALLED IMMORTALITY!”
You wrap an arm around his neck and pull him close, laughing. "Whaaat, we're totally partners in crime now! Don't be like that."
.........................................You and Dave are in a back and forth prank war when you accidently go too far. Of course Karkat gets pulled into it!
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About two years since you hopped on a flamey meteor rocketship has left you with nothing but boredom and platonic-romance with an alien friend. You’re not sure if you’re able to feel ‘pale-feelings’ as a human, but you sure as hell feel something. Meanwhile you try to mend relationships with a friend who’s grown distant. But… things are getting weird. What’s up with all these hormonal teens and their fucked up emotions?
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Mmm homestuck
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When Dirk's stream goes quiet and it’s just the two of them, John and Dirk start talking. They soon realize that they enjoy eachothers company.
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I love this
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LOVE IT!
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Deep in the jungle of Hellmurder Island, a wild woman lives a simple, carefree lifestyle. With a bit of prompting, Rose joins in.
(Updates Sundays)
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If you won't tell me what you're hiding, I'll find out myself!!" His voice sounds alarmingly low and threatening, and Dave desperately tries to convince him not to try his luck. "John, don't do this. I'm sayin' this for the sake of your peace of mind and mine. YOU WILL REGRET IT IN AN INSTANT IF-" Dave tries to move away as fast as he can while sitting and with the sheet still over him when John simply jumps on him like a goddamn rabbit and lands on top of him. Dave closes his eyes at the moment of impact as his hands try to pull the sheet out from under him.
But then John sees the erection in his pants, which Dave tries to shamefully cover with his hands. But what's done is done and there's no going back to when they were just laughing and being silly like real best friends do, to Dave's despair.
John's eyes widen, and Dave wants to bury himself in a hole and never come out. The headlines would later tell about a kid who was never seen again after dying of humiliation in a hole no one remembers where it is.
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Dave gets caught with an erection during a sleepover with John and John reacts to it exactly the way true best friends would.
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Sollux pretends to be a hot e-girl so that Eridan will pay for his Discord Nitro and also some other stuff. It's easy(if slightly humiliating) work, and Sollux doesn't feel too bad about deceiving Karkat's weird friend. He's just some dumb, gullible loser with too much money anyway.
Sollux didn't expect for him to be the most beautiful man he's ever laid eyes on.
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Oh my lord, masturbatin material
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“Why would you do this to yourself?” He demands.
You raise an eyebrow and figure stupid question, stupid answer. “It turns me on?”
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In which Cronus finds himself in a compromising situation, and Kankri is a good friend. A good, longsuffering friend.
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Testosterone as a contraceptive and other Dave disasters by corporealGlitch for kittiecubz
Fandoms: Homestuck
12 Jun 2026
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"It'd be so sad, man. So fucking sad. All the Daves and Karkats of the world weeping in misery by the tragic destiny of the Dave and Karkat that didn't get to fuck because they were too diligent about the logistics of inter species horizontal tango. Boo fucking hoo. Every time a davekat™ don't get to do the special embrace, a star dies I'm pretty sure. Did you know by the time we see those lil’ dudes in the sky, most have already died? and don't get me started on 'we are made of stardust' cause I couldn't give a rat's ass and either way we were made with ectobiologics so not even the fact I have a bellybutton makes sense. Anyways, yeah the short ver is that we should skip the bucket. It is me. I'll be your pail tonight."
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Year 2078, United States of America. The U.S. was the leading country in space exploration and research. Hundreds of planets, inside and outside the solar system had been discovered, explored, and even a few had been colonized. The bursting population of Earth demanded outward expansion, and people were encouraged to embrace space travel from a young age.
It had, over the past 15 or so years, become somewhat common in the United States for young people to go off-planet in the summer between their sophomore and junior years of high school. Space Exploration And Research Educational Deployment, or SEARED, was a government run program, facilitating travel, accommodation, and safety for the young astronauts.
The 8 kids from homestuck attend high school together, not all of them friends, some complete strangers to one another. They eventually end up coming together to travel to Alternia through the SEARED program.
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What a generic au. The life of the one and only Dave Strider in which he falls in love with, surprise surprise, John Egbert. My angsty rambles flooded with melodramatic reactions and far too much sarcasm
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Maybe You Can't Handle Yourself, Staring at Me With Your Lips and Tongue by orphan_account
Fandoms: Homestuck
16 Oct 2013
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Dave Strider, a rebellious teenager, has grown up learning American Sign Language because of his half deaf brother. When John Egbert, who is mute, moves into the house next to him and starts public school for the first time in his life, it seems like fate that it would bring these two together so that Dave could help him through his school life as well as making friends. They could communicate, they were around the same age, and they were both teenage boys... too bad Dave kind of hates his guts at first. John’s not really too fond of this punk kid trying to be cool, either.... or perhaps he is.
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sucker for some good pepsicola........ who cheered
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lowk fire
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Having a freak mutation is hard.
It's hard and nobody understands.-
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LOBE THIS FIC SO MUCH AUGHAQIAKIAZ
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Local Nobody, Dave Strider, and International Hottie, Karkat Vantas, get themselves into some trouble at a party Dave was working at, and now the whole world thinks they're dating.
Karkat's manager has the genius decision to keep going with it, and now Dave is suddenly getting dragged into the spotlight.
What happens when the feelings become real and they start to learn about each other's dark past and secrets?
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- Part 1 of Blurred Lines In My Mind
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yummmmyyyyyy
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my literal favorite fic in existence
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You love your brothers. Like honestly, you really do. You love them and they are really fucking confusing sometimes.
[Roxy noticing various signs of Dave and Dirk's childhood trauma + dealing with a little of her own.]
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- Part 4 of Brighter Days
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*Humanstuck high school AU*
You can't love someone else, and you can't expect someone else to love you. Not when you can't love yourself. It takes a special kind of person to make you understand what that means, though, and an even more special person to help you embrace yourself. Sometimes, if you're very, very lucky, this person will find you all on their own, and they will never really know about the spell that they cast on you because you were too busy working your own accidental magic on them.- Language:
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