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“Even now, with your emotions so bare, you still won’t give in.”
It has been four years since the war. Hermione Granger returned to Hogwarts, graduated, and eventually became a Healer. She had not seen Draco Malfoy until he showed up at her emergency ward at St. Mungo’s with a magical injury and a mysterious career. Hermione unlocks the secrets of Draco’s career while Draco tries to open her heart.
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And what is joy? (if we don't live and laugh and love each other) by Lafolia_Aldegyr
Fandoms: 崩坏:星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
21 Sep 2025
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The Titans never hear their prayers yet their blessings abound. And so was the Union of Strife and Worldbearing blessed by deities abound.
(Or, Phainon and Mydei navigating their lives after being blessed with child. The Prophecy might loom overhead and the Flamechase their destiny. But, nestled within the protective embrace of the golden threads, they too can have a chance at happiness.)
(Or, a pregnant Phainon and his devoted lover Mydei navigate domestic life together)
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After an unfortunate collision, Harry finds himself the target of the Minister for Magic - a silver fox alpha with an alarming commitment to courtship.
Harry says no.
The problem is that everyone else around him seems to support the idea - his family, his friends, even…his own body.
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- Part 7 of ferocious_mermaid’s crackfic collection
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The Hot Topic of James Potter's Virginity by MiriamMT
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Marauders - Fandom
26 Dec 2022
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After a Gryffindor Party, everyone knows James is still a virgin. He himself doesn't have a problem with that - it's just that now everyone wants to take the virginity of the hot and popular Quidditch player.
Regulus Black isn't interested in his virginity per se - he is very much interested in James, he has had a crush on him for years. He is convinced this situation will be his only opportunity to ever get close to him.Smut in every chapter because I am nice sometimes.
***“I liked you better as shy virgin,” Regulus lies.
If James’ face wasn’t red already, he’d probably blush deeply at his words. He looks at him nervously. “Technically, I’m still a virgin.”
Regulus smirks, “Well, then let’s get that technicality out of the way, shall we?- Language:
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By Order of the Ministry: A Union by EarienMalfoy13
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Jul 2026
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Seven years after the Battle of Hogwarts, two war heroes stand on the brink of magical Britain’s highest office: Harry Potter, beloved Head of the DMLE, and Hermione Granger, the Ministry’s youngest Undersecretary for Magical Reform.
But as Hermione’s popularity grows — along with her increasingly radical reform agenda — the Ministry quietly moves to contain her.
Under the guise of postwar reconciliation, the Wizengamot passes a Marriage Reconciliation Act pairing pureblood heirs with prominent Muggleborns in an effort to “restore unity” across magical Britain.
Hermione Granger is matched with Draco Malfoy.
The political calculation is simple: alienate Hermione from progressive voters, scandalize conservative society, and hand the path to the Minister’s office to Harry Potter.
Instead, the Ministry accidentally creates the most dangerous political alliance Britain has seen in generations.
Welcome to By Order of the Ministry: A Union
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The one where Harry fucks his cheating boyfriend's boss by Eris_Eveningstar for jjaegerbomb
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Jan 2026
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"Wouldn't your...husband have anything to say about you acting like this?" Tom raised an eyebrow.
A scowl appeared on Harry's face. "Husband," he scoffed, and his dark tone said it all. "As if. Blaise doesn't care to marry me. He doesn't care about me at all. If he did, he wouldn't have just left like that."
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The one where the title is very, very accurate.
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While Court is in Session by olive_the_way for Tamatoa (theresamanmadeofcrabs)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Jan 2026
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Yue Qingyuan removed his hand from Xuan Su’s hilt and crossed over to her to kneel down, softly brushing a hand down the demoness’s face. She continued to twitch, her eyes now round with an intense kind of fear.
“Now, why would you do that?” he asked, gently.
Yue Qingyuan governs two realms, mediates demon court disputes, and makes sure Tianlang-jun’s clandestine visits with Su Xiyan don’t become an international incident.
He even handles the unexpected arrival of a demon crown prince with the same composure.
Shen Qingqiu crossing realms to confront him is the one problem Yue Qingyuan never planned for.
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Peeling Onions by bakubowwow
Fandoms: 佐々木と宮野 | Sasaki to Miyano (Manga), 佐々木と宮野 | Sasaki to Miyano (Anime)
03 Jul 2024
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They’ve all come to the mutual – if unspoken – realization that Sasaki is that one introvert friend they collectively adopted into their group of very loud and very friendly extroverts. Whether the man himself understands this or not is irrelevant; he’s just as much part of their little group as the rest of them, even if he continues to remain somewhat mysterious in an inexplicable way.
Because they haven’t met the girlfriend yet.
They don’t even know her name.
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Or: In which Sasaki's college friends are nosy, Miyano is surprisingly unbothered and petty, Ogasawara is Suffering, and Eimi is just having a great time.
OR or: A story about the perils of making assumptions, the catastrophic ability of ideas to snowball, the comedic value of misunderstandings, and mastering the art of making meaningful food metaphors - all with a generous side helping of SasaMyaa.
[Now with art!!!]
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Alastor mulled the deal over before offering, "I will remain here for one year and allow you one kiss per day, in exchange for ten years of your own. A kiss only, and only on the face or lips."
"What if you decide you want more than a kiss?" Vincent asked, gaze zeroing in on the lips in question.
He had to bite back laugh. "Well, that will be at my personal discretion, though you're certainly allowed to try and curry further favor!"
"Deal!" he said, shoving his hand in Alastor's face.
He grinned as he took it, giving it a single pump. His power flared to life around them, all flashing greens, deepening shadows, and disembodied screams.
Vincent was undeterred. The instant their hands separated, he cupped Alastor's face in both of his, pressing warm lips to his own.
Well, Alastor supposed he'd agreed to worse in exchange for less in the past...
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Vincent believes he's created the first true Al: Alastor. (Un?)Fortunately for him, Alastor, is actually a demon from another plane. While Alastor begins his year in the human world planning to gather as many souls as possible, he gradually realizes there's only one he truly wants.
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Defying The Fate by alirakeiron
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, The Trials of Apollo - Rick Riordan
14 Mar 2026
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"The winner takes it all", sings ABBA. Well, in Percy's case some things might be taken literally. What's the price of defeating Chronos might be for the daughter of Poseidon and how will her path diverge from now on?
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Perpollo Week 2022 by Kuroishuuha
Fandom Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan, The Trials of Apollo - Rick Riordan
25 Jan 2025
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When Hermione Granger Friendzones Draco Malfoy by Schmetterling_99
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Jan 2026
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For five years, Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger have been the last singles standing. They share a bed, he buys her wardrobe, and she sits between his legs every movie night, dismissing their tactile codependency as "platonic survival instinct." Draco calls it torture. He waits, pines, and spoils her while she obliviously friend-zones him.
But when a game of Truth or Dare forces a kiss, the walls crumble. From secret touches under a wool blanket to a possessive claiming in his penthouse, the friendzone doesn't just break—it incinerates. Sometimes, you skip the engagement and go straight to the baby shower.
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Friends to Lovers between Draco and Hermione.
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- Part 1 of Comfort zone: No Drama, HEA Guarantee
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Ruin the Courtship by badtooth
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom
04 Mar 2026
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“Well then?” There’s a wry smile on her face. Link wonders if it doesn’t seem a little forced. “Aren’t you going to ask me if I know any nice girls?”
You're a nice girl, he wants to say.
Except she isn’t.
Because Zelda isn’t nice.
She’s perfect.
Suitors arrive in Hyrule for the chance to claim Zelda’s hand in marriage, much to the chagrin of the Princess and her chosen knight.
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Ruin the Courtship by badtooth
Completed: 2026-03-03
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“Well then?” There’s a wry smile on her face. Link wonders if it doesn’t seem a little forced. “Aren’t you going to ask me if I know any nice girls?”
You're a nice girl, he wants to say.
Except she isn’t.
Because Zelda isn’t nice.
She’s perfect.
Suitors arrive in Hyrule for the chance to claim Zelda’s hand in marriage, much to the chagrin of the Princess and her chosen knight.
(Approximate) Last Read: 2026/07/11
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Something Wicked, This Way Comes by galileagalilei
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Jun 2026
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This is no fairy tale.
It is a story of revenge carried out by the forsaken, of unseen horrors lurking in the deep of night.
A wraith clings to life, refusing to die, dragging itself back from the brink again and again. And a boy is desperately chasing Death, longing to be held in its loving, cold embrace.
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Harry doesn’t care about fate or timelines. He isn’t there to save anyone.
… He is nobody’s savior.
No– Harry is there for one reason, and one reason only.
He was there to kill a man.
Albus Dumbledore.
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- Part 2 of There Is Only Power: Independent Fics from Across Fandoms
- Part 7 of My Harry Potter Story Vault
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Arc 1 — Résurrection et infiltration (chap. 1 à 3)
Harry se réveille dans un corps de mortician anglais en pleine Blitz de Londres (25 août 1940). Il n'a plus de pouls ni de chaleur corporelle, se nourrit désormais d'énergie vitale/spirituelle, et cache son état sous une apparence humaine. Il se fait enregistrer administrativement (éliminant discrètement deux fonctionnaires récalcitrants) puis rejoint Poudlard sous le nom de "Harry Harlow", prétendant vouloir terminer sa scolarité. Dumbledore plaide sa cause auprès du directeur Dippet ; Harry est réparti à Serpentard. Le chapitre se clôt sur la révélation de son véritable objectif : gagner la confiance de Dumbledore avant de le détruire émotionnellement puis physiquement.Arc 2 — Vie à Poudlard et rencontre avec Tom Riddle (chap. 4 à 9)
Harry s'installe à Serpentard, impose le respect (voire la terreur) à ses camarades, dont Walburga Black. Il entame avec Dumbledore, en cours de Métamorphose, des joutes verbales sur la morale et le pouvoir, qui nourrissent sa haine froide envers l'homme. Il croise pour la première fois Tom Riddle, alors élève, et accepte d'entretenir une correspondance avec lui — tout en le snobant délibérément un temps. En parallèle, une série d'« attaques mystérieuses » à l'école (sous-entendu : la Chambre des Secrets orchestrée par Tom) cesse brusquement, sans qu'aucun coupable ne soit désigné. Une scène avec le fantôme de Lily révèle la blessure affective profonde de Harry. L'arc se termine sur l'invitation de Dumbledore à voyager avec Harry pendant l'été.Arc 3 — Paris et le duel de 1945 (chap. 10 à 11)
Harry et Dumbledore voyagent à Paris. Harry assiste ensuite au célèbre duel entre Dumbledore et Grindelwald : la Baguette de Sureau, échappant à son maître vaincu, vole vers Harry plutôt que vers Dumbledore. Harry brise la baguette, révèle son vrai visage et provoque la mort de Dumbledore, accomplissant enfin sa vengeance. Mais au lieu du soulagement attendu, il n'éprouve qu'un vide inchangé — sa quête de représailles n'a rien réparé en lui.Arc 4 — Vingt ans plus tard : retrouvailles et amour tragique (chap. 12 à 19)
Saut temporel dans les années 1960. Tom Riddle est devenu Lord Slytherin, une figure politique puissante et redoutée, mais — grâce à l'influence indirecte de Harry pendant leur jeunesse — n'est jamais devenu Voldemort : pas de meurtres, pas d'Horcruxes, pas de quête d'immortalité par la mort d'autrui. Plusieurs chapitres reviennent en flashback sur leur histoire commune vue du point de vue de Tom (leur premier échange dans le train, la scène de la lettre, un souvenir de l'orphelinat de Wool où Tom empoche l'or que Harry distribue). Harry et Tom se retrouvent par hasard près d'une boutique et deviennent amants, avec plusieurs scènes explicites (chap. 12, 14, 16). Leur relation se construit sur des années de fascination mutuelle, Tom n'ayant jamais percé le mystère de la véritable nature de Harry.
Le récit se termine tragiquement : Aberforth Dumbledore, cherchant à venger la mort de son frère Albus, attaque Harry avec un sortilège mortel. Tom se jette devant la malédiction pour le protéger et meurt dans ses bras. Harry élimine Aberforth en représailles, puis scelle les derniers instants de Tom d'un baiser glacé, recueillant symboliquement son dernier souffle. -
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Hermione Granger isn’t supposed to be a dangerous bitch with her hair tamed into braids or leggings beneath her school skirt or a sneer painted on her face. She isn’t supposed to quietly watch people, only responding to questions if she feels like it. She isn’t supposed to be difficult to read unless she is angry. She isn’t supposed to make the temperature drop several degrees upon entering a classroom. She is supposed to be a swotty, bushy-haired, skinny, book-obsessed, grade-chasing, overemotional, desperate little people-pleaser. That’s what everyone expects. That’s what everyone wants. It doesn’t matter that she’s been through a war, had likely carried her two Gryffindor parasites through every battle, had been the most wanted Muggleborn in Britain. Everyone wants Hermione Granger in a box and now they are shocked and irate to find she no longer fits.
Or... Hermione Granger returns for 8th Year at Hogwarts, is forced to re-sort into Slytherin, and turns everyone's lives upside down.
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Puppy Love by D0gdude
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, Superman (Movie 2025), The Batman (Movie 2022), DCU
17 Jul 2025
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Clark Kent is like a puppy, in the best possible way.
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A Siriusly Grim Time by Violeta Lestrange (Augustina23)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Nov 2025
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After looking into Snape's pensive, Harry runs from Umbridge. Hoping to avoid yet another detention, he rushes into the Room of requirement, not thinking of what he wanted. He wakes up in the past, faced with his grandparents and a whole new list of troubles.
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The Things We Never Said (we spoke with our hearts) by midnight_mems28
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
16 May 2026
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“You’re—hard again.” Will breathed, as he ran his fingers down Mike’s stomach. Mike stopped him, grabbing his wrist and bringing his hand back to his chest.
“I don’t care, let me hold you.” Mike whispered into Will’s hair, kissing the top of his head.
“I—I don’t think I’ve ever come that hard in my life.” Will smushed his face against Mike, almost like he was embarrassed.
A smug satisfaction pooled in Mike’s gut at that. He’d never even done that before. He didn’t pry though, didn’t taunt Will with the words resting on his tongue. What? Wes can’t fuck you like that? Can’t make you come that hard?
It had been seven years since the party ended in Mike Wheeler’s basement after graduation. He was drowning in a sea of conformity, grasping at the only lifeline that ever made sense to him, his imagination.
Or-Mike ends up in New York, feeling aimless, until he sees a painting of his younger self hung in a gallery, a plaque next to the frame reading, “First Love-W.B”.
Mike is finally faced with the reality that he’s always been too scared to admit. He had to find Will.- Language:
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I Miss You Too by D0gdude
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, The Batman (Movie 2022), Superman - All Media Types, Superman (Movie 2025)
24 Jul 2025
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Clark calls Bruce in the middle of the night and crazy things happen.
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those who lingers by despurrito
Fandom 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
19 Aug 2022
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Those who lingers are those who cling to the memories of the past. With these memories, Itadori Yuuji chose to stay by Gojo Satoru's side, where he was always meant to be.
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Those who lingers are those who cling to the memories of the past. With these memories, Itadori Yuuji chose to stay by Gojo Satoru's side, where he was always meant to be.
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established gojo satoru x itadori yuuji
where gojo is still himself but yuuji is his childhood sweetheart, who died and then revived as a curse. now they are both teachers with 7 adopted children haha
just a bunch of feel good stuff until i made the extra stories exploring emotional damages : ]
