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    Suguru rubbed at his temple. How was he to explain this? “When I'm, uh, turned on… I get super wet to the point of it becoming a problem. My past partners said it was too slippery and there was no friction. It would always kill the mood.”

    Beside him, Satoru sucked his teeth. “It sounds like they just have small dicks.”

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    Vice Captain Lohen was nothing but an arrogant, bat-shit insane, short little asshole to you. He kept torturing you, teasing you, tormenting you at every given chance. You tried your best to stay away from him—changing paths, trying to ignore his presence and attend the trainings early in Dorman Port when you knew he would be away. Yet, somehow, he always found you. And each time he found you, he made sure you never, ever forgot him until he was imbedded in your mind like the next breath you took.

    Until your body, your cheeks, your mouth.. every single part of you was red like the ripest of the apples—so ready, sweet and soft for him to take a bite out of.

    He would take more than a bite. He would devour you until nothing remained—until the sweet taste of you mixed in with the blood that never came off his hands. Until both of you were intertwined together, forever.
     
    The most saccharine apple on the tree was always the forbidden one, after all.

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    “Are–” Hollander started before gulping. “Are you sure Hunter is heading out?”

    “Yes,” Ilya answered. “He will not know you are here getting fucked by Ilya Rozanov.”

    Hollander rolled his eyes, but he surprised Ilya by not snarking back. Instead, Hollander pressed his hand to the back of Ilya’s head and smashed their lips together.

    This kiss had more heat than any other one they’d shared before. Ilya’s tongue licked into Hollander’s mouth, and Hollander sighed. Ilya could spend all night kissing him, but he also really wanted to fuck him.
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    or: 5 intimate scenes from the series reimagined + 1 new scene not shown in the books

    1. What if they didn’t have to worry about Scott Hunter during the 2011 ASG?
    2. What if Ilya did kiss Shane in Vegas after the NHL Awards?
    3. What if Ilya didn't let Shane leave during the Tuna Meltdown?
    4. What if Shane and Ilya's first time post "I love you's" was also the first time bare?

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  4. 13

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    「命运为夏以昼选过,让他当年停靠在你的窗下。夏以昼自己也选过,他搏命拼杀归来,要永世留在你的身旁。」

    「无论是爱情也好,友情、亲情也罢,你都希望夏以昼能多多拥有,因为他值得,他值得天地间美好的一切。如果他是烛火,你会贪心只让他照亮你一人。可他是太阳,太阳就该普照大地。」

     ——————已完结——————

    流落江湖的少侠英雄哥 x 安居小镇的客栈掌柜你

    俗名又叫《重生之我在客栈当掌柜在窗下捡到帅气老公竟是军中猛将杀敌归来过上甜蜜小日子》

    借《武林外传》背景,非严谨古代背景。
    节奏偏快,总之是互相吸引的两人。

    七字标题章节为温馨甜饼内容,三字标题章节为沉重剧情内容。(相较起来,可以自行避让)

    荤素都有,荤菜前会放菜单预警,任何ooc致歉。
    笔者是一个绝望的文盲色鬼,50是我最喜欢的剧集,无意冒犯任何人,只是想给自己整口饭吃,致歉一切。

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    "He fucking wanted you," Katsuki snarled, his voice as sharp as a knife. His grip on Izuku's wrists tightened wonderfully. "He wanted to use and discard you like you were nothing. Just like that stupid bitch, so I had to get rid of her too."

    Izuku couldn't say anything in response.

    "He wouldn't have treated you like you deserved, that fucking piece of shit," Katsuki said. His voice dropped lower and Izuku knew for certain that his words were true. "So I killed him."

    It was horrible. Undeniably horrible. Izuku knew that, he knew. Yet his heart was filled with a sick sense of adoration and a ruddy blush spread across his cheeks. Katsuki had done it for him. Katsuki had killed for Izuku. In his messed up mind, it was the most romantic thing he'd ever heard of.

    "Kacchan," Izuku breathed, as close to a moan as it could get. "You did that… for me?

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    A serial killer has been wreaking havoc on Musutafu for the greater part of a decade and Izuku has been tasked to uncover their identity. He encounters some problems when the case seems a little too close to home to be a simple coincidence.

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    In a world where Tom Riddle was never born, life is pretty boring and dull for the Master of Death, Harry Potter. There are no dangers or Dark Lords for him to fight after Death dropped him in this world as a second chance at life. Luckily, he finds other methods to stave off his boredom, like seducing his mom’s hot Milfy friends and their sexy daughters. 

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    Shane impulsively makes a bet with Rose: if he can date a guy for a month longer than his customary one date followed by ghosting them forever, he gets $200; if he can’t, he agrees to let her set him up until he finally finds love. But he has no intention of playing it straight, so the plan—as he conspiratorially tells his best friend Ilya—is to fake date someone and split the money.

    Ilya thinks this is a terrific idea and fully expects Shane to ask him to be his fake boyfriend… except he doesn’t. And Ilya can’t figure out why. Why didn’t Shane choose him, when they both know how effortless it would be to pretend with how close they already are, not to mention how all their friends would instantly believe it? And why does witnessing Shane even just pretend to date someone else feel like actual torture?

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  8. 11

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    An outcast you rejected a while ago cannot bear the sight of you with other men! And what's a better place to corner you and beg to love him? By the lake, at night, when you're naked and alone. After he made sure to get rid of your newest lover, of course!

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  9. 3

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    Kiff experiences love for the first time, which soon becomes overbearing when she soon finds herself torn between three people

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  10. 30

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    Ok so picture this: reader wakes up about to be sacrificed by all the Satanists bc they need a virgin sacrifice but girlie is like i am NAWT a virgin (shes done everything except penetrative sex with a dude) so she talks her way out of being sacrificed and its camp and makes an impression on a certain danforth, afterwards hes like "yk what the easiest way to avoid issues like this in the future yea…😏”

    Lifted directly from the message i sent my bestie when I came up with the idea

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    In the Middle, getting more enhancement tattoos is an honor. The amount of vengeances you dealt out for the Middle is indicated by the complexity of your tattoos and the weight and material of your chains. So it is that getting new tattoos is a huge deal among the Brothers and Sisters.

    Having finished a dangerous mission, Meursault and Don Quixote get their tattoos. It turned out mostly right... Mostly.

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    Ilya Rozanov is being an annoying, horny Snapchat menace.

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    Somehow the Todorokis get it into their head that Touya has a boyfriend. Touya is not especially known for his humility. He decides to get a fake boyfriend with the sole purpose of pissing off his dad and finds one in his greatest nemesis, Hawks. Hawks is a little too happy to oblige.

    Or; Hawks is Touya’s fake boyfriend for a night.

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    Whimpering, Shane looked down between their bodies. Ilya’s other hand dragged slowly down Shane’s chest, over his trembling stomach, and came to rest just below his navel. There, pressed against Ilya’s own abdomen, was a soft, distinct bulge.

    “See?” Ilya whispered, his eyes glowing with a feral light. “That’s me. Inside you.”

    He pressed down with his fingers, right on the bulge.

    Shane screamed.

    (or, first day at the cottage gets Ilya scent drunk on his omega)

    Tag to be covered: Crying Shane Hollander

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    Instead of peacefully planning where to go for their upcoming two-year anniversary as an official throuple, her boyfriends are squared off in front of the fireplace, voices sharp, chest puffed up, eyes locked like two predators about to pounce.

    Natasha lounges on the couch, one arm draped lazily across the backrest, watching them circle each other like prizefighters. She should probably intervene. A responsible girlfriend would. But honestly? They’re both gorgeous when they’re like this—Bradley’s cheeks flushed pink with irritation, Jake’s jaw tight and dangerous, both of them practically vibrating with heat.

    It’s like free entertainment. And it’s not like they don’t always end up making up in spectacular fashion afterward.

    So she stretches out, props her chin in her palm, and lets them go at it, biting back a smile. This is what being in love with two idiots looks like.

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    Or, in this relationship, Natasha wears the jorts.

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  16. 29

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    it's all the one narrative, babyyy

    I never expected to be writing basically a novel about two ryan gosling characters meeting after the events of their respective movies but here we are!

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  17. 9

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    Wanting the best for his angel, Michael takes you to your dream vacation place and makes your first time unforgettable, more special than you could have imagined.

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  18. 24

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    Tony warned Peter not to touch the Iron Spider suit while it underwent maintenance. He definitely should have listened.

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  19. 26

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    Usagi succumbs to her thoughts during a sleepover with Rei.

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  20. 29

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    Joan Arc considers herself to be the luckiest girl alive, having EIGHT wonderful girlfriends who made her feel like the most cherished being imaginable. However, a polycule such as theirs isn't without its own complications: she has seen that they have quite the sense of competitiveness with one another over her affections. It was causing so much tension that she was desperate for a way to get them to realize that they didn't HAVE to compete over her love...

    ...but Love is like LIfe, it will find a way.

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