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    “You know what? Nevermind. It’s not worth it.” Occtis starts folding himself into bed, prompting Julien to sit up, aggravated by the principle of the thing.

    “Just ask me the fucking question.”

    “I don’t just want to ask one, I want to—gh—do you know how a conversation works?”

    “You want to get to know me?” Julien says with horror.

    — On the road to the Golden Orchard, after the second-worst week of their lives, Occtis and Julien play stupid games.

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    Ilya laughs. He finds that once he starts, he can't stop. He laughs at the fact that he's in France with Shane Hollander. He laughs at the fact he's Shane Hollander's boyfriend. He laughs at the fact that he gave up Moscow for a better life, only to end up in fucking Ottawa. 

    Ilya's dick stops working one month before he's supposed to leave for the South of France. 

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    "I haven't gotten hard in years before you turned me."

    Armand whips his head up. Daniel snorts.

    "It's called erectile dysfunction, honey, look it up." His tone is conversational, yet his gaze is elsewhere. Avoiding Armand's.

    —In which erectile dysfunction follows Daniel to the afterlife, and Armand learns something new, both about his beloved's condition, and himself.

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    The bleeding, Dr. Gojo is saying, was Geto’s fault.

    The bleeding, Dr. Geto is saying, was Gojo’s fault.

    The argument has been going for eleven minutes.

    This is not unusual.

    What is unusual is the location—the corridor outside OR three is not, technically, a designated space for interdepartmental disputes. There is a process for that. There is a form. The form is a single page, double-sided, and it asks the parties to describe the nature of the conflict in neutral language and to identify three potential resolutions.

    Dr. Geto and Dr. Gojo have never filled out this form.

    The administrator who handles this form stopped expecting them to at around the four-month mark, approximately six years ago.

    or: Geto and Gojo work in the same hospital. This is, according to most of the staff, a mistake.

    An enemies-to-lovers story told in three acts.

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    Heated Rivalry fics, a mix of showverse and bookverse but showverse somewhat favored (no shade, I just love the work they did in the adaptation). In my usual fashion, I find sticking to canon as much as possible to be a fun challenge, I try hard with timelines and weird canon details and things, but I ultimately try to serve the characters most of all. I do tend to make people too nice to each other but I try to keep emotions vaguely plausibly-realistic.
    Stories aren't in a sequence but I have also, because this is how I am as a person, largely tried to make them in continuity with one another.

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    Despite the circumstances, I find myself closer to a real connection with another being than ever before. I'm closing on a real, treasured friendship for what I'm starting to believe may be the first time in my life.

    My new friend, the faceless rock spider, is sleeping next to me while separated by a lovingly crafted barrier between our atmospheres. As much as I resent that barrier, I'm quietly thankful that there's something stopping me from acting on these strange, terrifying feelings I've developed.

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    Daniel thinks vaguely that he’s glad Armand is too old to burn in the sun; he might be a creature of the shadows, but he looks beautiful like this. He sinks eagerly on Daniel’s fingers, lips parting in a gasp. His fangs, now extended, are peeking out. Daniel feels a jolt of pure, raw want, the scar on his neck itching. Armand rides his fingers with abandon, desperate with purpose, perched above Daniel with no effort. His ass grazes Daniel’s dick, still mostly soft, and it’s only now that worry begins to tickle at the back of Daniel’s mind.

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    After Gideon kills Zeno but before he destroys ARK, he pauses to enjoy some quality time with Leon. Grace has to watch.

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    Rozanov: my dick stopped working
    Rozanov: this is an emergency
    Rozanov: you and fabian fuck, but you are on medication.
    Rozanov: tell me your secrets

    Ryan stared dumbfounded at his phone. He scrolled up through the text thread, confirming he hadn't missed something. But no. His knee bopped up and down with the dots at the bottom of his phone, waiting to see how Ilya was about to change the trajectory of his selfcare day.
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    or Ryan meets Ilya after a series of SOS text messages regarding side effects to his new medication. As uncomfortable as Ryan is talking about his own libido struggles, he's touched to be the one Ilya is confiding in. But Ryan's never had a heart to heart about something this personal with anyone besides Fabian, and Ilya isn't exactly known for being an open book.

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    What if Grace and Leon were interrogated together instead of being sepearated at the Care Centre?

    "Why are you here?"

    Eyes sweeping methodically around the room, he notices the first thing that makes his heart sink. A wheeled metal table with medical instruments laid upon it, which in his experience is usually a bad sign.

    "Is it for me?"

    The second thing he notices is Grace.

    "Or for her?"

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    There was an art to a broken body that he could not bring himself to appreciate.

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    Baelor lives but is disabled by his injury. His wife stands with him through it all. To get there, they must relearn each other.

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    “No, Wade, I can't.” He says, hoping that the dull seriousness of his tone will finally put an end to Deadpool's sexual fantasies. That he'll get the message, that Peter wants nothing to do with him, because— “I literally can't.”

    “Pffff. Yeah. Next you're gonna tell me you can't get it up.”

    After months of fighting and being caught up in the timestream stanglement mess, Peter is having some performance issues. Fortunately, here comes the loosest cannon Wade Wilson to fix that.

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    “You are not broken, Ilya,” Terry says, sounding a little stern now. “I told you to keep an eye on the side effects. How long have you been experiencing this?”

    “Since last night.”

    “What?”

    “Since last night,” Ilya repeats. “Or afternoon, technically.”

    And Terry…Terry fucking laughs.

    Ilya is going to die, and Shane will be sad forever and Terry fucking laughs.

    “It hasn’t even been a day?” Terry clarifies, still chuckling. “Well, this could have nothing to do with the medication. It could just be an off day—”

    “Off day?” Ilya repeats incredulously. “Have you seen my husband? There are no off days with an ass like that.”

    OR: Ilya starts taking antidepressants only to realise it's fucking up his sex life. And, he acts totally very chill about it.

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    Thirty-seven, going through a second puberty
    Out in the limelight like please, nobody look at me

    - I Stand On The Line, Kae Tempest

    Gerard Way is doing their best to live authentically with the hat trick of their estrogen prescription, recent autism diagnosis, and ongoing body image issues. Maybe going on a World Tour wasn't the best idea.

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    “It won’t stop,” Shane said to the floor. His hands slid down and grabbed at his crotch, rubbing frantically over his boxers. “I can’t make it stop.”

    They were still in the fucking hallway, and yes, it was six in the morning, but it was not private. Anyone could walk in, from their own apartments or the elevator. And Shane wasn’t exactly being quiet, gasping and groaning as he massaged himself. Viagra didn’t do this. It didn’t make you lose all sense of space, of boundaries, of… yourself.

    This wasn’t normal. This wasn’t natural.

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    The morning after Ilya watches Shane and Rose together at the club, he gets a call from Shane. Something is wrong, and Shane says Ilya is the only one who can fix it. Ilya knows it's a bad idea, but that's never stopped him before.

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    Simon finds one last stash of alcohol on the Hail Mary. Ryland joins him for a drink.

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    Leon has never been the best performer in bed. After years of various infections, alcoholism, and untreated PTSD— his dick broke.

    On a good day, he can get half-mast, but even that was rare. Viagra was out of the question, too. It was beyond embarrassing for him, but you never seemed to mind. You’d always talk Leon through it, make sure he feels cherished, and always give him the most mind-blowing prostate orgasms a man could ask for.

    The handcuffs were definitely new territory, and you were far too enthusiastic when Leon agreed.

    Leon has erectile dysfunction, so you cuff him, then fuck him!

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    Mostly consisting of one-shots! If you’d like to suggest a fic, please ask me on Tumblr here

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    Ilya dug deeper into the bag and pulled out a sturdy, leather dog collar, dark brown and buckled. Quick as a wink, he held it up, dangling it directly at Shane’s neck. "You make cute puppy. Shchenok Shane."

    Shane glared, his face heating up instantly, and slapped Ilya's hand away. "Stop it!"

    Ilya advanced closer, his stance casual, yet dominating. "I am serious. Consider this gift. It says, 'I belong to Ilya Rozanov.'... Come on. Put it on. Be my good boy."

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    Cole sees something he shouldn't have.

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