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In which Jane and (a rather intoxicated) Roxy text at 3 AM.
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4 stanza poem about roxy going through it
roxy is nonbinary here but it isn't mentioned at all
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In which Dirk Striders Auto-Responder needs to put his indistinguishability to the test.
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Roxy's drinking is getting out of control and her friends present a rather unusual method of cutting her off. It turns out not being as bad as she expected.
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Roxy hates themself, honest.
They hate their body, their face, they can't fucking stand it.
It's so bad they end up not going to a party they've been looking forward to,- Language:
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Kanaya is bottling up her feelings, until Roxy decides to have a turn at meddling in the relationships of others.
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Even when the party is settling down and the drunks are stumbling out and people are carpooling, even when people are passed out and the vibes are settling down Roxy is so incredibly content. Bright pink eyes full of energy, glancing around the still dimly lit dorm until their eyes land on the party man himself- John Egbert. They couldn’t help but laugh, a shrill sort of noise as they saw just how pouty their favourite nerd looked.
Now they remember. They remember how excited Dave was to help his bestie throw his first actual party. That explains the godawful decorations, Roxy throwing their arms around John’s neck- who looks disgruntled for only a moment, making a sort of strangled noise before slumping.
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Day ten of flufftober! I went for platonic love, and the way Roxy shows their love is acts of service! Look at them go.Series
- Part 9 of Midas’s Flufftober Graveyard 2022
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Meat Horse is something that came to you in the second week of class, a testament to the crazy old gods of the sodomite country of ancient Greece. You chronicle the life and times of the titular Meat Horse as he is hunted by the Flesh Bear. For one hour on Tuesdays and Thursdays you are a regular Homer. It’s the only outlet for all that teen angst you left simmering during high school under the impression that you would end up at some tech institute where you could get pounded up the ass by some dl guy who would’ve bullied you in high school, or some otter who would leave you with nothing but the taste of musky balls on your tongue. You are a failure to launch. You were your shit family’s only effort to get a piece of them from rotting and dying in Skaia, and now you are here, dying away at some community college waiting for the opportunity to transfer.
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I'm not good with geography, but I'm somewhere in my mind by CutieOrange
Fandoms: Homestuck
03 Feb 2022
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Dirk gets tired of being alone and goes to his boyfriend for some cuddles
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Dirk gets turned into a toilet and Roxy, Jane and Jake fuckin use him lmao.
Honestly, I dont know what to tell you, that's the whole thing.
Shout out to @too.many.irons.in.the.fire on Instagram, you know who you are :)
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- Part 3 of Post-canon AA timeline
- Part 15 of The entire AA timeline in "order"
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Genderbent beta kids high school AU fic. John is now Jodie, Rose is now Robin, Dave is now Dove, and Jade is now James. The alpha kids are just their siblings a few years older than they are. Trolls just also live on earth in society cuz why not.
4 seventeen year olds begin their senior year of high school. Even though they'd all been great friends for years, each of them has secrets. Secrets are dangerous, very dangerous when in the wrong hands. One of these days, they won't have to hide anymore, but for now, they all find something to distract them, clubs. School yearbook, gardening club, book club, and programming club. Maybe one day they'd be able to tell the truth. One day.
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You’ve been an outsider type your whole life, and you don’t really care that you are. Of course, it doesn’t matter when none of your peers are interested in hanging out with you in the first place. Besides, who’s supposed to be the unapproachable one between you and Roxy if not you? It doesn’t matter that your loneliness curls its way inside of you, smothering you deep down inside of you until really there’s nothing there but the loneliness and your own sense of superiority. It doesn’t matter that nobody is really around to tell you whether or not the way that you notice the flex and stretch of the other guys in your gym class is normal for a boy of your age and inclination. Not that it matters though, of course it doesn’t. You’ve graduated past the need for insecurities like that, or, at least, that’s what you tell yourself.
Then, you meet Jake.
Jake English is 5’8 to your 5’10, he’s compact muscle and old timey phrases and the plushest lips you’ve ever seen. Damn does he have an ass, too. It’s firm and his thighs are strong and God you’re staring. You’re staring at him and Dirk it is 10am you should not be being like this so god damn early in the morning.
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- Part 2 of Testosterone
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Roxy Lalonde has spent much of her life wondering what she's really doing. When she encounters a beautiful alien, though, that question gets swiftly answered for her.
Answered in the form of sex. The sex that they have together.
Also known as: Mom Lalonde and The Dolorosa fall in love on a spaceship, and the story of where that takes them.
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Roxy was a good girl, she just needed some time.
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Hal has a way with his words, and Roxy is all too eager to listen.
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The Empire, a Chicago-based gang headed by Meenah Peixes, has the Alphas and the 8-Balls, two branches located in Detroit aka bootlegging central.
Not everyone is a gangster though, some are just normal people. Some are normal people who don’t think things through and end up doing dumb shit with dangerous people.
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Candy Apple Red by Insanity13Heartless
Fandoms: Homestuck, Hiveswap, Hauntswitch, FriendSim - Fandom
28 Dec 2018
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The Rebellion AU from the Vantas side of things
(THIS SERIES IS BEING EDITED AND UPDATED. I HAVE NOT ABANDONED IT.)
(Being updated as of July 2020.)Series
- Part 1 of Another Homestuck Rebellion AU
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Can be read as a stand alone or as part of the series.
Dirk and Roxy get shitfaced while celebrating their birthday together and accidentally make a person (or two.)
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- Part 1 of Meet the Strider-Lalondes
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Roxy and Dirk get drunk. Jake hangs out. Rose and Kanaya are up to something.
Beginning of Act Two.
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- Part 9 of The Kids Aren't Alright
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Medieval AU, early 15th century.
Dirk Strider, the bastard son of the royal commander, falls into disgrace after his illicit affair with Jake English is discovered.While he tries to uncover the castle's secrets he slowly falls for his father's favorite knight, Sir David of Derse.
Dirk needs to decide who he wants to be and whom he can entrust himself to.