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    Reallocated by

    Fandoms: Homestuck  

    28 May 2026

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    Hal finds himself stranded aboard a certain meteor, impact-bound for Houston, Texas circa 1995. And everything spirals out from there.

    Because sometimes, when a system seems to be just short of defunct, all that is required is to take a step back and reevaluate the materials at hand and redistribute your available resources.

    And so, with birth comes a countdown on a cycle that begins as it ends: In the red.

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    Defragmentation by

    Fandoms: Homestuck  

    02 Feb 2025

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    A gamebreaking glitch tore the game session to shreds, right before they reached the end. Dirk Strider was already dead at the time. Temporarily. Which left him to revive in the aftermath. As the Prince of Heart, he doesn't have much experience putting souls back together, only breaking them, but at this point he seems to be the only one who even knows shit is broken.

    He's the last person who'd trust himself with this. Not when he's out of time, out of place, and over his head being responsible for a little brother, a life, and a body his conveniently dead asshole of a splinterself already, thoroughly fucked up.

    AKA: A game crash creates an unholy mashup of who the hell knows how many sburb sessions, and Dirk-as-Bro attempts to figure out wtf happened and how to fix shit for the brother who fears him, and the friends who don’t remember him. Because that’s what he does. But no Dirk has ever excelled when truly alone. Good thing he isn’t, he just needs to learn how to accept the help.

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    [Podfic] The Gods Have Horns by

    Fandom Homestuck

    23 Nov 2025

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    A Quieter Revival by

    Fandoms: Homestuck  

    11 Jul 2026

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    Everything changes once they win the Game

    For Karkat, some things stay the same.

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    An Exercise in Love and Control by

    Fandoms: Homestuck  

    22 Apr 2026

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    Suffering from the afflictions brought on by his ascension and lured to Jake's house via suggestive promises, Dirk attempts to let go of the agony that finds itself newly possessing his mind and body.

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    01000100 01100001 01100100 00111111 by

    Fandoms: Homestuck  

    17 Jun 2024

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    At the age of twenty-four, having successfully mastered the art of not splintering his own soul, the Prince of Heart experiences a devastating realization.

     

    [Set in the Skaian Pantheon timeline, where the kids settled down immediately instead of skipping forward in time. 8 Years Post-Landing.]

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    The Gods Have Horns by ,

    Fandom Homestuck

    21 Jul 2025

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    Godstuck AU. The post-scratch trolls all attained god tier and won Sgrub soundly, entering their new universe as a pantheon of gods and choosing Earth as a base of operations.

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    Shouting Through the Darkness by

    Fandoms: Homestuck, MS Paint Adventures  

    25 Oct 2025

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    You've come a long way, and you spent a great deal of time playing a game that destroyed the only place you once called home. All for a chance to start over, wipe the slate clean, and move on to a new world based on the flimsy promise of a half-cocked plan. But first you have to spent three years with a bunch of jerk teens.

    What will you do?

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    Stargate: Alternia by

    Fandom Bionicle - All Media Types, Digimon Xros Wars | Digimon Fusion, Glitch Techs (Cartoon), Gundam & Related Fandoms, Half Life, Half-Life, Hiveswap, Homestuck, Kill la Kill (Anime & Manga), Last Exile: Fam The Silver Wing, Myst Series, Obduction (Video Game), Power Rangers, Power Rangers Jungle Fury, Power Rangers R.P.M., Power Rangers RPM, Stargate - All Media Types, Stargate Atlantis, Stargate SG-1, Steins;Gate, Sword Art Online, Sword Art Online (Anime & Manga), The Owl House, Tokumei Sentai Go-Busters, Zyuden Sentai Kyoryuger, ロード・エルメロイⅡ世の事件簿 - 三田誠 | Lord El-Melloi II Case Files - Sanda Makoto, 機動戦士ガンダム 水星の魔女 | Mobile Suit Gundam: The Witch from Mercury (Anime), 魔進戦隊キラメイジャー | Mashin Sentai Kiramager

    21 Aug 2024

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    In which Jake Harley sets off a chain reaction of a different series of events by getting interested in a COMPLETELY DIFFERENT circular shaped Portal Device than the one most are Used To.

    Contains No less than: Three Super Novaing Stars, Grievous Bodily Harm with a Lightsaber knockoff, Multiple Crossover Elements, Stargate Shenanigans A Plenty, atleast Six cases of Unauthorized Cloning, A Frankly Absurd Amount of Time Travel, a couple time skips, over a full season of giant Megazord battles, talking gemstones, and More!

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    Ceremonial Bonds by

    Fandoms: Homestuck  

    17 Apr 2017

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    As the Seer of Light, it is her duty to speak to the Horrorterrors of the Furthest Ring, and deliver their words back to her people.
    As the Knight of Blood, it is his duty to keep her bound to this world, and keep her from slipping away from it forever.
    A ceremony older than time itself brings these two together, again and again, as they share in this ancient, quiet place. As if their bond is the only thing that exists in the world.

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    Tartarus 5 by

    Fandoms: Homestuck  

    17 Jun 2026

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    With nowhere left to run, the many Heroes of Sburb who've faltered on their path are Doomed. Branded as failures by Paradox Space and left adrift in an existence that's forgotten them. However, in this grizzly fate, an opportunity has arisen. An invitation; don your Title one last time, and perform on Reality's greatest stage. These chosen few have but one thing driving them forward now. Survive.

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    Skeleton Junk Drawer by

    Fandoms: Homestuck  

    25 Aug 2022

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    At 9:32 on a beautiful Sunday morning, a young woman is found in her Chicago apartment dead as a doornail. The time of death is unknown and the cause is ruled a suicide. The funeral is meant to be a quiet, solemn little event, but much to the horror of those come to pay their respects, the casket is empty. A thorough investigation is launched, although perhaps not thorough enough. Aradia Megido's body has disappeared.

    Elsewhere, at around the same time, a young man wearing an objectively stupid pair of sunglasses stands over a freshly dug grave, shovel in hand. He checks his watch. Nods impassively. He's right on time.

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    The Same End by

    Fandoms: Homestuck  

    11 Oct 2020

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    “Why do we keep fucking doing this? This is obviously fucking you over. It never works. We keep doing this. It keeps happening.”

    “What else is there for me?” you say, very quietly. “In this whole world, Dirk, what else is there?”

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    The Weakest, of the Gods by ,

    Fandoms: Homestuck  

    02 Mar 2025

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    Tavros Nitram faces his responsibilities. A triptych.

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    saintSubhuman's easy guide to Classpects (For morons who haven't bothered to finish Homestuck) by

    Fandoms: Homestuck  

    12 Dec 2024

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    A rather easy guide to understanding Classes and Aspects. No long, overdrawn explanations, it should be enough for anyone to come to understanding their own Godtier.

    Although Homestuck's Godtier system is largely opinion based, and many people can come to different conclusions to ideas presented, this is my interpretation. This was made to help other's figure out their own Godtier and also to show off a different view. Mostly based on The Extended Zodiac and also in-comic observations.

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    blue is the hottest color by

    Fandoms: Homestuck  

    19 May 2017

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    Jake gets a great idea, and Dirk's just along for the ride. Or, well. Not quite.

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    nature is a haunted house by

    Fandoms: Homestuck  

    05 Jul 2026

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    Dave Strider isn't in the business of picking up hitch-hikers (no, his day job is a billion times weirder), but at least Karkat Vantas isn't an axe-murderer.

    Karkat Vantas really needs a ride, cell reception, and help getting his idiot friends out of the evil cabin in the woods that ate them and/or trapped them in Time.

    And then everything gets really, really bad, but they don't notice that part until later.

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    413 Minutes Spent, Countless Hours Lost by , ,

    Fandoms: Subarashiki Kono Sekai | The World Ends With You (Video Games)  

    15 Apr 2023

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    Neku just wanted a basic housewarming party with his friends. He was barely expecting Joshua to show up. He was definitely not expecting Joshua and Nagi to get embroiled in a fierce debate about the "classes" and "aspects" of their friends, whatever those are. But now he's trapped between them until they finish. Neku is stuck, perhaps in some sort of home.

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    i like you on my side at all times (you keep me safe) by

    Fandoms: Homestuck  

    28 Jun 2026

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    The Knight of Blood must accompany the Bard of Rage on a journey.

    The Bard of Rage will accompany the Knight of Blood on a journey.

    Fantasy AU GamKar for the (my) soul.

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    > Jake: Be the other guy. by

    Fandoms: Homestuck  

    29 May 2021

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    DIRK: I’m gonna need you to walk me through the steps. Think of it as wooing me, here.
    DIRK: What’s in it for you?
    DIRK: Why do you want this?
    JAKE: Well when you shove me hard on the spot like that a fella starts feeling a little bit silly.
    JAKE: How shall i put this...
    JAKE: Have you ever seen the movie Avatar, dearest?
    JAKE: It stars these huge and really elegant androgynous alien catpersons of various blue hues frolicking about in the jungle and experiencing primal intimacy through the act of downright spiritual brainfucking.

    [ Jake wants to have an "honest conversation" with Dirk about some of his wants and buried anxieties.
    Apparently, the upper echelons of English's hierarchy of needs are pretty curious about the whole... narrativic ordeal. ]

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