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The offer from Jean's gang-affiliated coworker is pretty tempting: kidnap rich kid Jeremy Knox and get a decent cut when his family coughs up the ransom for his safe return. Jean is positively desperate for something to finally go right in his life, so if the offer seems a little too good to be true and the abduction goes a little too smoothly, then he can't be held responsible for missing the signs that something is definitely off about this job. About Jeremy Knox.
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Petunia wasn't the smart one. Or the pretty one. Or the magical one. But she was cunning, resourceful, and she knew what she wanted from life... and she got it.
So when her nephew turns up on her doorstep one cold November morning, she sees it as the opportunity that it is.
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This was an odd little earworm of a plot bunny that wouldn't leave me alone. I'm much more inclined to shorter works, so it's a bit of a patchwork story.
Note on the tags. Petunia is... Petunia. She is not really 'Nice' or 'Good' but she's not 'Mean' or 'Evil' either. She's a selfish, self-centered woman with a brittle sense of self-esteem and a drive to be recognized as successful in her own right. I tagged it 'Good' because that was the closest I could get to 'not the horrible person from the book, but not really even close to a Molly'.
Also: I will not be tagging every single person who appears in the fic, only those with reoccurring roles. This is not a bashing fic and I've done as best as possible to give rational(ish) 'good intentions' explanations for the canon shenanigans.
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- Part 1 of Harold the Normal
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Formation of a family, told through Chopper's code updates
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Rhaenyra Targaryen is ninety days away from inheriting a part from the billion-dollar empire her father built from Satan's crack up. The catch? She has to get married first. If she fails, her share of the inheritance is donated to charity.
With time running out, she turns to her old friend, Alicent Hightower, to play matchmaker. The problem is that every date is somehow worse than the last, and the only person Rhaenyra actually enjoys spending time with is the very straight woman determined to find her a wife.
It's definitely not a love story.
(It is.)
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The First Two Guitar Strums In The Brokeback Mountain Opening by canniclown, haunter_ielle
Fandoms: Original Work, Brokeback Mountain (2005)
01 Jul 2026
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MacCallum Ranch is nestled into the mountains on the Colorado-Wyoming border. After two decades of dedicated work, first as ranch hands and now as a foreman and a farrier, Roan and Parker have decided to retire. The MacCallums are looking to employ some capable, disciplined, able-bodied men to set up home in their ranch house, to help them run their family business, so that they can settle into a slower lifestyle after they almost lost each other.
This is a collaborative cowboy and ranch universe between haunter_ielle and canniclown!!!! We started writing this because we watched Brokeback Mountain and wanted a universe where the two ranchers that fell in love when they met herding sheep in the mountains never separated again. We love cowboys and we love when they kiss on the mouth!!!!
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- Part 1 of MacCallum Ranch
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Dionisomachia by Fratilla
Fandoms: 聖闘士星矢 | Saint Seiya (Manga & Anime 1986), 聖闘士星矢 | Saint Seiya Series
01 Jul 2026
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Atena e Odino sembrano aver abbandonato da tempo il mondo a sé stesso; ne risulta una guerra fredda fra Asgard e il Santuario sullo sfondo della Cortina di Ferro post-Seconda Guerra Mondiale. In realtà, le due divinità stanno compiendo un loro viaggio travagliato su Stella Natalis, il mondo che si può lasciare ma mai raggiungere, per ottenere lo status di Reincarnazioni; e mentre su questo mondo si consuma un intrigo violento e pieno di errori fatali, nel mondo mortale di Saint Seiya i Cavalieri d'Oro ottengono la loro investitura, ciascuno dopo un viaggio individuale altrettanto complicato. Senza saperlo, il mondo si sta preparando all'oscurità portata da Saturno attraverso la misteriosa "bile nera", capace di innescare il processo di Nigredo. Vettore improbabile di questa contaminazione sarà la misteriosa Esra, la donna in cui Dioniso si è reincarnato e che scatenerà una guerra contro il Santuario e Asgard, ma chi c'è veramente dietro a tutto quanto?
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- Part 1 of Dreamverse
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Вона думала, що спокійне життя їй було гарантоване. Проте було достатньо одного телефонного дзвінка та однієї незапланованої зустрічі родин, щоб картковий будинок Куроко Тецуї розсипався вщент. Тепер її життя перевертається з ніг на голову за один вечір, тренери влаштовують допити, а колишній капітан оголошує на тебе полювання?
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Enciende el Fuego que Reside en mi Interior by Suiko_The_North_Wind
Fandoms: Magic Kaito, 名探偵コナン | Detective Conan | Case Closed
01 Jul 2026
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Kuroba Kaito es un lobo Japonés que tiene una vida secreta como ladrón fantasma. En su camino por conseguir la legendaria joya "Pandora", se enfrentará a innumerables enemigos que quieren verlo muerto o entre rejas. Lo que no sabe este joven lobo, es que toda su vida se pondrá patas arriba al conocer al detective británico, Hakuba Saguru. Un sabueso que no dejará de ir tras su pista hasta que consiga atraparlo. ¿Logrará cumplir Kaito su objetivo, o caerá en las garras de Hakuba antes de conseguirlo?
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Great and Mighty Jack by dallastuckerwinston1965
Fandoms: Lord of the Flies - William Golding, Lord of the Flies (TV 2026)
01 Jul 2026
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Alone on summer break together, Jack and Simon are bored out of their minds and have nothing to do. All is fine until secrets spill and tension rises. (This sounds so professional ik, ik)
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Jack reads Simon's diary that he spills everything about Jack in
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Mike & his loving roommate. by Aiden Rodriguez (Aidenn_wastaken)
Fandoms: Suits (US TV 2011)
01 Jul 2026
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This is a fanfiction that I intended to write without including the law side of Suits (US TV 2011) too much because I personally know nothing about law, let alone US law. I'm not sure how this will turn out or come across once the first chapter is launched, but I hope that you like it!
In this Alternate Universe, Mike Ross has a roommate/housemate by the name of Aiden Rodriguez, whom he's been best friends with for years through their work, and a few years back (about five), Aiden moved in with Mike!
Now they share a bed. And an apartment. And then Donna found out they shared a bed and wrongfully assumed that it meant they were having sex.
Both Aiden and Mike quickly debunk said theory to both Donna and Harvey, more than once.
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- Part 1 of Love isn't about Sex. — Suits AU.
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Ace Ventura returns as the world's one and only pet detective hero in a world on the brink of authoritarian control.
With his White Devil days behind him, he is reluctantly dragged from the animal kingdom once again in a struggle to keep his family together as they and his organisation ACE (Animal Cruelty Extermination) desperatley try to take on shadowy forces and topple corrupt powers in a war for the future of animals and humanity.
In this high-octane, fourth-wall-breaking adventure, the chaos escalates as Ace discovers the identity of a copy-cat vigilante who goes by the name Black Devil.
Should Ace stop the Black Devil? Have ACE gone too far this time? Is this their fall from grace?
*The author highly recommends reading his first novel 'Ace Ventura - White Devil' before reading this sequel novel.*
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Oops- we thought you knew by owlintheskies
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan
01 Jul 2026
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“She suggested I tell you how I feel," Jason sighed. "Apparently it’s obvious to the others.”
“I sure hope it's obvious to the others,” Percy replied.
Jason groaned, his head falling backwards. “Percy, you’re missing the point." Percy saw blue again as Jason's head dropped back down. "She thinks we’re not together. They all do.”
Or, How to let your friends find out about your relationship with your boyfriend, a plan by Percy Jackson feat. Jason Grace, his boyfriend
[Jercy Week 2026 Day 3: Secret Relationship]
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- Part 6 of Events - Jercy
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miko’s terrible, no good, very bad friends by AayGrchon
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
01 Jul 2026
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ooc chatfic about Yae Miko because I love her and want her to get lore
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Scarlett Thorne was just five years old when she moved next door to the Butcher boys in a rain-soaked corner of London. Best friends with gentle Lenny. In love with his older brother Billy-the angry, protective one who called her "Scar" like a promise. Until Lenny's suicide tore everything apart. Years later, in the blood-soaked underbelly of New York, Scar has become Scorch-a rogue Supe with hell in her veins and scars to match. She runs black-market protection for those smart enough to fear Vought and superheats blades in the dark. Especially when it comes to Billy Butcher. But when Homelander shatters Billy's world, the broken bastard shows up on her doorstep with nothing left. Old flames reignite in the ashes of betrayal. Guilt. Grief. Now, with Grace Mallory's fledgling team, they're going to war against the most powerful Supe on the planet. Scorch will burn anything-and anyone-to protect what's left of her family. Even if it means standing beside the one man who's always been her weakness... and her salvation. In a world where heroes are monsters and monsters wear capes, some scars run deeper than skin. And some fires only get hotter with time. The Boys meets dark romance and second-chance vengeance.
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A fanfiction for my friend who has a liking to pierrot!! Too bad she got a bf now so I gotta show her the better option :c (sorry sorry but still I promised you id write it so hopes the AO3 curse wont find me!!) f!mc btw
Eventual smut.... Will write it, it's in the drafts.
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Getting dragged into the world of One Piece while dreaming was never how Sin expected to spend her nights. What begins as an exciting adventure soon turns into a nightmare when she realizes she can no longer wake up. As the line between dream and reality fades, Sin finds herself permanently trapped in a world of pirates, mysteries, and endless seas. But while she desperately searches for a way home, she unknowingly captures the hearts of dangerous individuals whose growing obsession may become her greatest obstacle to escape.
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Just some shorts of Alain/Harem in his army. Everyone is clamoring for the Prince of Cornia's attention, both on the battlefield and off!
A 'loosely' connected compilation of various stories Alain/women filled with fluff and sex.
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The Long, Long Walk by This_Is_Sarcasm
Fandoms: Destiny (Video Games), Mass Effect Trilogy
01 Jul 2026
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Having stopped the Hive incursion on Eden Prime at the expense of being stuck in Commander Shepard's reality, Crow is offered a place on the Normandy. With nowhere to go, he accepts, and finds himself at the front of the fight against the Collectors, while at the same time trying to learn how to trust the ship's residents. In the end, though... maybe he's not 'stuck' after all.
' Crow had never thought he would be one of ‘those’ Guardians, the ones who slayed so-called ‘gods’ and other powers so fearsome most people would run and be called sane for it. He thought he would be one of the people that ran. He could never see himself being that powerful, never thought to try to be.
Last night had changed that, when he woke up to the empty med bay.'
Cross-Posted on FF.Net
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- Part 3 of To Trails End
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Makoto was not a girl who believed in fate, but ever since she met the transfer student, it felt as if a game board was set, and that her die had been cast.
Resolved not to get attached, she tries to keep her distance, but in response, he works to bridge the gap, and she has no choice but to surrender completely to her growing feelings.
And when everything is said and done, and her die lands, she finally knows: He’s her destiny.
Or: In which a foolish Queen and a regal Jester fall for one another.
(Prequel to “Double or Nothing”, Side A: Makoto-centric)
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- Part 4 of Double or Nothing: Side Stories
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Tsams Oneshots by Depressed_23
Fandoms: Security Breach Shows - SunMoonShow (Web Series)
01 Jul 2026
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So basically, i need ideas. the ao3 writers block is hitting too hard. this is a oneshot book, mainly focusing on the tsams characters.
REQUESTS CLOSED 2.7.26