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  1. 32

    How Not To Reunite With Your Former Coworker (whom you just so happened to have a crush on) by

    Fandoms: The Devil Wears Prada (2006)  

    21 Jul 2026

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    It all started because someone needed a wee wee…

    or: Emily Charlton has a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad Tuesday. Andy Sachs has the best Tuesday she's had in ten years.

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    On Time Zones by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types  

    21 Jul 2026

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    Jane: We don’t send pictures

    Ilya: Pleaaaase Shane
    Ilya: My father just died
    Ilya: Need photos
    Ilya: Is grief!

    Jane: Jesus Christ

    Ilya: Yes he is dead too
    Ilya: Well…
    Ilya: Not anymore...

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    A look into Shane and Ilya's texts while Ilya was in Russia for his father's funeral

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    Love on the Brain by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    17 Jul 2026

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    Draco Malfoy’s version of “Magic on the Brain”, starting a few years before.

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    1/?
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    Just Harry by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    24 Jul 2026

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    What if Harry desperate for an escape learned to sneak out of the Dursleys and became friends with a group of London/council estate kids?

    What if those kids were more family to him then anyone before and taught him to be wary and how to fight?

    What if Harry Potter showed up to hogwarts not desperate for attention or to belong?

    What if Harry Potter refused to be the boy who lived?

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    the cicadas by

    Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, The Fall Guy (2024)  

    11 Jul 2026

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    Colt's knees cracked as they hit the floor, but he didn't notice. That one corner of his mind that he kept muffled and blocked with doors and locks and walls and chains for so many years had not been open as much as was violently blasted though by pure animal terror pouring through it. It wasn't even panic so much as the instinctual desire to survive.

    And Ryland, Ryland was being so scared and so, so terrified Colt thought he could have blacked out from the sheer feeling trickling through their connection.

    Or

    The universe is impossibly vast. Unfortunately, or fortunately for Colt and Ryland, it isn't vast enough to silence their bond.

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    The Cautionary Tale of Manifesting Love by

    Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)  

    18 Jul 2026

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    Congratulations. You manifested Leon S. Kennedy. You forgot to specify which one. Thanks to one catastrophically ill-worded wish, you're now trapped in a pocket dimension with four versions of your fictional crush.
    The only way home? Fulfill the wish.
    The wish?
    "I wish Leon Kennedy was my boyfriend."

    [Slow updates. Tags to be updated as the story progresses.]

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    3/?
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    Wish Granted by

    Fandoms: TOMORROW X TOGETHER | TXT (Korea Band), TXT - Fandom  

    06 Jul 2026

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    All Beomgyu wanted for his twenty-fifth birthday was a boyfriend.

    What he got instead was a fire, a firefighter, and the realization that the universe has a very questionable way of granting wishes.

    Or: Beomgyu accidentally burns his apartment down and falls in love with the firefighter who comes to save it.

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  8. 25

    "Mask Off" by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)  

    15 Jul 2026

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    Shane Hollander hates Ilya Rozanov.

    At least, that's what he's always believed.

    On the ice, Ilya is loud, infuriating, and impossible to ignore. Behind a mask in a private club, a man calling himself Lev is quiet, patient, and somehow becomes the one person Shane can't stop thinking about.

    What Shane doesn't know is that they're the same man.

    As rivalry turns into obsession and anonymity becomes intimacy, both men are forced to confront a question neither of them is prepared to answer:

    How do you fall in love with someone you've already learned to hate?

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    7/?
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    SunShane by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types  

    14 Jul 2026

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    After SunShane SPF50 leaves him with the worst breakout, Ilya does what any reasonable person would do: he leaves a one-star Amazon review and a complaint on Reddit demanding a refund. However, instead of a refund, he gets a reply back from the company's polite and handsome CEO Shane.

    Or: One angry Reddit post leads to Instagram stalking, horny DMs, getting stuck in a one-bed hotel room, and an Italian wedding.

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    my love, my life by

    Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)  

    20 Jun 2026

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    Cliff watches him squeeze the phone between his cheek and shoulder, lifting the jersey over his head as he continues to talk, a bit distracted now by the multitasking.

    “And was good practice, you know, for when I am your husband."

    Immediately, the locker room goes dead silent. And so does Rozanov, in fact.

    In which Ilya accidentally calls himself Shane's future husband in the middle of the Bears locker room. Worse still, they're not even dating yet.

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    rate my professor by

    Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)  

    13 Jun 2026

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    “They gotta be fucking”, Stefanos said out of nowhere. They were sitting in the library – all four of them together for once – taking notes and studying, with various books opened all around them. “Just look at them. There’s just no way they don’t have some kinda history.”

    Airis followed his gaze, curious, until she realized who he was talking about. She deadpanned, “You’re still on it? I thought you dropped this when we found out that both of them are married.”

    two teachers, a betting pool and the win of a lifetime.

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    Did it HAVE to be Twilight?! by

    Fandoms: Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer, Twilight Series - All Media Types  

    01 Jul 2026

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    So, I seem to have blundered.

    At least another me is looking out for me...

    Cool.

    Cool, cool, cool...

    Or

    When I died and another me decided that was unacceptable.

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    46/?
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    Is he a Gojo or not? by

    Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime & Manga)  

    26 May 2026

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    The retelling of Geto Suguru declaring war but instead of declaring war he dropped a bomb that shocks the entire Jujutsu Society.

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    super gay! by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    16 May 2026

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    Steven @stevenanderson65
    ↳replying to @shanefiles

    I'm located in Ottawa, hit me up @shanehollander 😉

     

    Ilya Rozanov @81ilyarozanov ✔️
    ↳replying to @stevenanderson65

    he is super gay not super blind! he has hot husband he would not hit up ugly man

     

    ilya's defense attorney @ilyaspecs
    ↳replying to @81ilyarozanov ✔️

    ILYA PLS😭😭😭😭

     

    or

    ilya letting the internet know his husband is super gay

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    Every Damn Time by

    Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender (Cartoon 2005)  

    22 May 2026

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    For reasons neither of them can explain, Katara and Zuko keep almost kissing.

    Every single time: something interrupts them.

    At first it’s funny. Then embarrassing.
    Then emotionally catastrophic.

    Soon the entire Gaang is painfully aware that Zuko and Katara are circling each other like doomed idiots while the universe itself seems determined to drag the tension out as long as possible.

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    Puck Me, I’m Yours by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    27 Mar 2026

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    In a world where homophobia and queer fear doesn't exist, in a world where love can happen out in the open for anyone and everyone, Shane Hollander is still stubbornly single. As the Captain of the Montreal Voyageurs, he insists he's too focused on hockey and his career for a relationship, when in reality, old fears of being seen as "the hockey weirdo" keep him from unmasking.

    That is, until Ilya Rozanov enters his life. The newly single Captain of the Ottawa Centaurs, after a decade-long relationship ends amicably, is now interested in the one man who won't give him the time of day.

    So when Shane, while on National Television, tells Ilya he'll have to "impress him" to earn that first date, Ilya takes it as the greatest challenge of his life. What follows is a whirlwind of grand romantic gestures, public flirting, chirping (flirting) on the ice, social media ploys and and ever escalating spectacle. All while the NHL, their friends, their family, their teams, and fans across the continent watch, cheer, and place bets on when Shane will finally say yes.

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    Why Stay? by

    Fandoms: 葬送のフリーレン | Sousou no Frieren | Frieren: Beyond Journey's End - All Media Types, 葬送のフリーレン | Sousou no Frieren | Frieren: Beyond Journey's End (Anime), 葬送のフリーレン | Sousou no Frieren | Frieren: Beyond Journey's End (Manga)  

    14 Jul 2026

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    Thrust into the Frieren universe in the middle of the wilderness with a newborn demon who already walks and stalks prey, Clara Taylor’s new life is a nightmare.

    Project manager, failed Olympic archer, anime fan, divorced mom... none of her credentials had prepared Clara to wake up inside a Greater Demon's body mid-labor. But she's dealt with more difficult things than a horned baby with predator instincts and zero concept of affection.

    Clara has raised a child before, and she isn't about to let a little thing like demonic biology stop her from being a good mother.

    The real question isn't whether she can raise him, it's what happens when a demon is loved from the very first day.

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    Chapters:
    27/?
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    to have & to holler by

    Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)  

    21 Feb 2026

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    Two years of playing together, and it still hit him every time. The casualness of it. My husband. Said out loud, in public. After years of hiding—stolen moments in hotel rooms, careful distance in public, the constant exhausting performance of just teammates, just rivals, nothing to see here—now Ilya could say it like it was nothing. Like it was easy, like it was the most natural thing in the world.

    Because it was. Finally.

    In which Ilya Hollander-Rozanov cannot shut up about his husband. (Subtitled: No one asked, Ilya. Ilya. No one asked.)

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    The New Years Kiss by

    Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types  

    10 Feb 2026

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    Silver would always rather spend the New Years with Blaze before anyone else.

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    The sun's pretty hard to capture by

    Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)  

    23 Jul 2026

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    News of Dragon's son reaches the world government. CP0 are dispatched, getting all 3 brothers involved. All happens before the whole bluejam fiasco so ASL are 10, 10 and 7

    Tags to be added as we go but schpoilers

    This is rapidly growing into a LONG fic and character tags are in order of major appearance (with a few other minor ones not listed) so if you're reading for one specific one, you may be in for a bit of a wait lol.

    I categorically do not want this work - or anything I do, for that matter - to be involved with any sort of AI. Whether it's feeding it to a story creator or plugging your shitty 'art' scams, kindly piss off. Ta.

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    Chapters:
    34/?
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