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You handed him your fastest ship, pleading with him to take you with. Instead, he left you sobbing here on the floor, a wretched sight to bear. You have lost what little ounce of Hope you had left. You open a bottle of whiskey.
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An alternate Meat Timeline that picks up right after Jake gives Dirk the Theseus. It’s unwise to underestimate the full potential of a Page.
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After John eats the meat and decides to kill Lord English, Roxy chooses to go with him. Surely this will end well.
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(My own take on the Epilogues: Meat.)
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- Part 2 of Sweet & Savory: An HS² AU
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In an alternate universe, the four Omega Kids play SBURB.
(Some of these tags won't apply right now, but they'll be added later on.)
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So, on the topic of sexual awakenings, here’s one for you - I’m sure by now you think you know the direction this story is heading, becoming an erotica of all fucking things, but you’re dearly mistaken, esteemed reader.
It is actually going to become a piece of erotic literature. How is that different from an erotica, you may say? Well, an example goes a long way in explaining contrast.
(Or, Ultimate Dirk decides to sexualize the narrative. Sorry, his narrative. Now including a male-exclusive edition!)
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Ten years after his 13th birthday, John Egbert is invited to a canonically significant picnic with two of his friends, and is presented a choice.
His choice is meant to determine the direction of the timelines, but…
What if he was granted another option?
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He is ridiculously handsome, Dirk can’t help but observe. Such a waste of energy really, to think it every time he sees him. And yet he thinks about it each time, without fail, no matter how mad they might be at each other.
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Jade Harley has an active love life, but a recurring nightmare has made her feel that something is missing. She yearns to find someone special to heal the growing cold inside her.
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- Part 1 of Jaded Fervor
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Now unhidden by request!
This one goes out to people looking for Epilogues DirkJane.
Thank you to the anons on homesmutconfession for challenging me to write smut for the first time. In my mind they are Verses, but as per the prompt: Jane is a service top and Dirk is a power bottom.
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John Egbert chooses the candy, and things seem perfect. Almost too perfect.
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(My take on the Homestuck Epilogues: Candy)
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- Part 3 of Sweet & Savory: An HS² AU
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A lone author and diehard Dirk fan plumbs the depths of Meat Dirk’s ultimate soul and its several unfortunate entanglements in an effort to make Homestuck: Beyond Canon’s self-professed villain a more explicitly sympathetic character. Will Dirk willingly submit to a much-needed and well-deserved character resuscitation, or will this new author’s invasive mental methods and underhanded narrative influence only antagonize him? Along the way, will Rose and Terezi become entrenched in the character-study-cum-therapy-session-cum-psychological-warfare, or can Dirk and the author keep their emotionally and ontologically complicated interactions to themselves?
(Please note that only chapters 3, 4, and 5 feature explicit sex scenes; despite the large number of relationship and sex-related tags, this isn't a smutfic, it's just a fic with some smut in it).
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After the end of Act 1, Rosemary is in shambles. But, seeing Rose in the state she was, Kanaya grudgingly gives her wife "another chance". Or ex-wife? What are they even now? Rose is walking on thin ice, that's clear.
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After achieving the Ultimate Reward and bringing about a new universe, John Egbert has to make a choice.
Meat or Candy?
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(My own take on the Epilogues, so to speak.)
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- Part 1 of Sweet & Savory: An HS² AU
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After being freed from the grasp of Alternate Calliope, Jade runs into Roxy. She decides to open up about some of her feelings to him. They bond over their comphet and transgenderness.
JADE: stupid evil callie said us as space players
JADE: will always having to be sacrificing things
JADE: but this isnt fucking sacrifice! i never choose any of this!
JADE: :(
JADE: now im just afraid
JADE: that ill be whisked away from all of you again
JADE: it just seems inevitable
ROXY: oh jade :(((ROXY gets up from their seat and comes over to embrace you. It’s warm and pleasant. You missed the feeling of human connection. The warmth of life.
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The world is young and on fire. Karkat and Kanaya have a talk.
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aita for cheating on my wife in the next room over even though it's literally just on my phone? by avolitionist
Fandoms: Homestuck
01 Jun 2026
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picture this: we r in candy epilogues. john is supposed to be getting it on with roxy but he is having an anxiety attack and cant get it up. terezi vaguely helps him out. end of summary
CHAPTER 2 IS JUST AN SR ACCESSIBLE VERSION THIS IS A ONESHOT!!!!!!! OK bye
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They're so beautiful together. A masterful composition.
You're loved. You're wanted. Maybe even needed.
So why do you still just watch from the frame?
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- Part 2 of Everybody Knows John
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Parties Are Overrated (One For The Road) by Anonymous
Fandoms: Homestuck, Homestuck: Beyond Canon - Fandom
31 May 2026
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Heavily inspired by A Very Rosemary Thanksgiving (Act 2, Scene 3)
The night of Vrissy's hiveculling dance, she desperately wants to attend a real party, like the kind she sees in movies. The problem is that her moms don't want her going: enter Tavros, her only friend who has a car. Things go sideways when she doesn't end up receiving the afterparty's address, and the pitch couple resorts to making their own fun.
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it's not treading water if you're fully submerged, is it?
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a rewrite of dirk's thought process during his suicide in the candy epilogue. first stream-of-consciousness drafted in late 2023, touched up and added details in may 2026. -
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(MEAT EPILOGUE SPOILERS)
John found his dad's PDA in his dad's car in the middle of space, where he thinks he will die. He texts Dave, being that it's his last chance at confessing his feelings.
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Karkat publicly admits he’s dating Gamzee. He also has a revelation.