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What should Zach do? by jurassicpunk
Fandoms: Jurassic World Trilogy (Movies), Jurassic Park - All Media Types
04 Jul 2026
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After the traumatizing events at Jurassic World, Zach and Gray seek comfort in each other. How, exactly? You vote and decide!
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Beast Boy has a meltdown when he notices that Robin has a much larger penis, and life will never be the same in Titans Tower.
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In a world where women don't become potty trained until well into adulthood, both my mom and the school nurse seem quite fixated on how feminine and inadequate of a boy I am.
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Sandra loves how every full moon her boyfriend is huge and insatiable. But this time it's different. Now he's changing her, too.
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- English
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- 7,171
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- 1/1
- Kudos:
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- Hits:
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The Blueprint by FyrestoneSiren for AquariusYoukai
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
27 Jun 2026
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After Shane comes out, the Metros become convinced he might be attracted to them.
Shane corrects this assumption with devastating precision, accidentally describes Ilya Rozanov in the process, and somehow turns the entire locker room into a deranged pageant of heterosexual insecurity.
Edit: Additional content added 27/06/2026 in relation to future fic "The Benchmark" 😈
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- Part 1 of Prompts
- Part 1 of Metros & Centaurs Assemble ♡
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You are a human in a world run by monsters. They don’t bother hiding most of their monstrous traits, but they do adhere to a strict roster of theatrical and performance roles. They’re given names at birth, but choose their role as they mature. Anything from Noh and Kabuki from the east, to Commedia dell’arte, there are roles to be filled. This includes mystical roles such as the major arcana and playing cards. All monsters cover their faces as a show of propriety and respect for the old ways, but they also keep humans as pets and food livestock. There are many ferals still, hidden in back alleys and forests or disguised as monsters. Fresh, feral blood is a delicacy. At least monsters have found a way to synthesize human flesh to ensure their diet is sustainable should humans become a threatened species (which has happened in the past), but many still indulge in the hunt.
Unfortunately, even while disguised as a monster yourself, you have attracted the attention of a hunter. Fortunately, or unfortunately, he wishes to devour you in a completely different way.
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- Part 1 of The World Stage
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Made for somebody, yk who u are👀
Sweden is convinced by Denmark to let him measure his penis size in private, after though, something happens.
Sorry if this is ass🥹✌🏾
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Confronted by Doug after a lunch - that is not a date - with Frey, Dylas is swept up into a wager that he knows he cannot lose. A couple of revelations end up with Doug rocking up against him on his bed, despite Dylas' better instinct.
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In the absence of Sir John (who regrets that his headache precluded him from joining the evening) the Terror hosts the officer's dinner, and after some discussion on "exaggeration", the visual learners of the group have their fill. It's a night of contests and the pretense of drunken propriety, though for some the evening might end more satisfyingly than for others...
In the first chapter, the officers of HMS Terror and Erebus, respectively, compare penis sizes and hilarity ensues.
In the second, Fitzier compares and flirts with as much subtlety as they can muster with their dicks out.
In the final chapter, James Fitzjames gets railed so hard he can't see straight.
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Will
so now im just chilling at this fancy ass restaurant waiting for my food with jumbo with no underwear on
its greatMack
Uhuh
Sure
Ur fking w meWill
what??
NO
im being so legitMack
No way ur going commando rn
Pics or it didnt happen(Or, 2 teenagers discover sexting.)
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StarrPlant by RavineofRoses
Fandoms: Led Zeppelin (Band), The Beatles (Band), Real Person Fiction
18 Jun 2026
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Ringo makes the mistake of leaving George Harrison on his own while he goes and flirts with Robert Plant. Now they really can't find Hazza.
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- Part 2 of The Mess
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Another one of my stupid penis-loop-growth stories.
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Trial of Knights by DegenerateSmutWriter (ThatFicWriter), King_of_WOW
Fandoms: Re:ゼロから始める異世界生活 | Re:Zero Starting Life in Another World (Anime)
27 May 2026
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After the many historic events that had been happening over the last few years, the Sage Council had been allerted by the Dragon Tablet to invited all the Royal Candidates and their Knights for an ancient ritual.
Once all five Royal Selection Camps have gathered, the Candidates and Knights soon realize that they will have to fuck, to show their loyalty to one another and make clear that future heirs would be possible.
The one thing nobody expected was just how hyper-endowed the Royal Candidates and Knights were. Tits, thighs and asses, or cocks and balls that most people couldn't even dream of would crash in this ancient ritual in a historic, world-defining event at the Royal Capital!
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At nineteen, Shane Hollander owned one dildo. Purple, it turned out, after seven increasingly wheedling texts.
your dildo - what color?
and how big?
I want to imagine right
send picture
or I can send new one that is best size for you - if you tell me color you like
don't worry, I will send one a little smaller than me - give you something for looking forward to
if you don't tell me I will maybe have to send every color
Ilya becomes overly invested in Shane Hollander's dildo.
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- Part 1 of Two Piece Puzzle
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Near death exprience hits Freja harder than Emre could ever have anticipated. Feelings are high when they hash things out afterwards...
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[Podfic] Dick Math by schittposting, sundiallpods (fullsundiall), talkinhamburger (rockinhamburger), YouAreAllKitties (YouAreAKitty)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
17 May 2026
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Audio Length: 6:46
On one particularly obsessive evening, he’d spoken into his phone, eyes burning from looking at the picture for far too long:
“Hey Siri, what is the average Slavic penis length?”
“I’m sorry,” she said, “I don’t understand your question.”
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Or: Nine inches. Shane thinks that’s a big fucking lie.
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In a utopian future where conflict has been eliminated by compelling and conditioning men into a strict social hierarchy based on dick size, one over-confident young man tries to pull rank on someone he'd been sure was nothing but a skinny dickless emo loser. Fortunately for him, he learns the error of his ways and becomes socially reformed through the power of a few vitamin-D injections and having his guts re-arranged in the park!
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With the majority of the student body either male or futanari, Ruby Rose must adapt to her new life at Beacon. However, since part of her acceptance and placement as team leader came with certain 'conditions' she now has an extra role to play in her team's dynamic:
As a cocksleeveInspired by the 'Ruby's Duty' art series done by Sparrow
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CJ and Smant participate in the most heterosexual behavior known to man. Fir tries to take a shower.
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A (Size)Queen and Her Newest Subject by Safics
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Soen no Kiseki/Akatsuki no Megami | Fire Emblem Path of Radiance/Radiant Dawn
07 May 2026
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Your life as a university student is upsettingly mundane until the day you discovers your childhood friend’s presence on a fetish OnlyFans account, at which point you quickly do what we all would.
Ask if you can join in.
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- Part 12 of Femslash for Followers