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"Change me back right now, Draco! I don't even like pink, it's Astoria's thing!"
"Change you back? Do you have any idea how much trouble I have gone through to sneak you out? Imagine the attention and chaos that would most definitely ruin this wonderful moment if you show your real face here right now."
"In case you haven't notice, that table over there has already noticed me! That green rabbit is pointing at me like I'm an animal at the zoo, even though he's a rabbit himself, and... are those HEART SHAPED EYES?!"
"Calm down, Potter."
"You didn't even disguise my scar, MY SIGNATURE LIGHTNING SCAR! In case you haven't notice, my identity basically consist of my round glasses AND THE LIGHTNING SCAR."
"Well, I didn't know you could still be recognised when only half of your identity remains. It literally cannot happen."
"What's this place anyway? Why is the waiter a Buzz Bunny? Is he gonna take our orders by saying 'What's up, doc?'"
"It might have also escaped your attention that our order, by which I mean my pre-order, has already been served."
"What the hell are these." "Cakes." "That wasn't a question." "And yet I answered. Consider yourself enlightened."
"Let's address the elephant in the room."
"There are only rabbits, do you not notice, Draco?"
"Harry, that's a fox right there."
"What's the elephant then? And should I even bother asking why everyone has become a rabbit?"
"The elephant: Are you going to eat a cake? And I thought you would never ask, it's quite ingenius really. Harry, why do you think that is?"
"No, are you? And, why don't you enlighten me on that too?"
"No, of course not, don't be ridiculous. I mean the cakes. Now, notice how there are only four tables in this seemingly boundless space? And how we are unable to hear anything - not even the murmurs from a Muffliato other than our conversation? What does that tell you?"
"Complete privacy?"
"Who are you and what have you done with the real Harry Potter?"
"So, you are saying that, I'm being identified as Harry Potter even though I look like a rabbit with a lightning scar?"
"I am not saying that, Harry, you are."
"What are we doing not eating the cakes we came here for?"
"Who said anything about cakes. I just thought it might be fun to turn you into a girl and put you in Astoria's dress."
"The Amortentia fumes are suffocating me, can we go?"
"Yes, le---HACHOO--" "Shall I enlighten you about Karma in return?" "Shut up, Potter." "Now I'm Potter again?"
